/ptg/ President Trump General - Mainstream Autists Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Is this real

DRAIN THE SWAMP ELFMAN!

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>schlomo not first
wow

Fuck Hillary and fuck black people.

Awoovement

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guys im jew but like i dont like how the other jews are libtards. how do i remove their brainwash?

AWOO

Post good Pence quotes for me. I need it for the chart

So why were only a 138 made?

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$50

Its a bot, we need to find out what triggers it so we can fuck with it.

Sensei noticed us

I hope part of Trump's "buy American and hire American" rules involve kicking the chinks out of all our ports and requiring 100% US citizen labor for their replacements.

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ugh.. this isn't gay right?

If it is pretty, wanting to fuck it is not gay right?

>chemtrails
he is a living meme.

You know, I've never heard the /ptg/ argument for AHCA. Is there one? Or is the consensus he's using this to assert authority over GOP in Congress?

Really, only 138?

I got one, holy shit

I was thinking something more general.

polfags btfo

vidya is great

It's a tough one. Jews are the synagogue of Satan so they're most demonically powered.

they're hand-made in america

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>chemtrails

Democrats are fucked kek

I have to hurry and get one.

That'll fucking do
Thanks

I like this post. May i save it?

Holy shit those really are going to be worth $1500.

Wherever I am I must also talk about my mental illness

Only a german would find that outfit appealing

>tfw my dolphin onahole finally arrived

too late, theyre all out and will make it 3 leaf clovers. it will no longer be the Sup Forums version

Is Alex dare I say it ourguy

>tfw bought 5.

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Why didn't they sell out in the first day? I waited to get mine and they still had it days later.

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oh nooo, that sucks

yes

cheap chinese knock-offs when/where

It's gay

>Lets team up with Russia!

>When everyone says Hillary will be president
>Pic Related

Yes

you're welcome WH staffer

Trump-backed RyanCare should incorporate Rand's ideas.

it's only gay if your balls touch. it's one of the oldest rules, dating back to ancient greece and rome.

>only 138 were made
>took them entire days to sell out

no one buys his hats anymore

Too late, m8

Should have struck the iron while it was hot

You can still buy one off ebay for 10k, tho

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=PSALM 138
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_138
>green hat with four leaf clover
>mfw I have one to pick up at the post office today
This is pretty unambiguously Trump saying that he loves us.

Run those Portugal Proxies

No!

Why would the DNC put forward a tinfoil conspiracy theory on the national level?

It's no use user. they have a deep, deep hatred for Christ and everything he has sown

The more I read shitposts like OPs, and the even more stupid cucks that eat the shit this admin gives out like it's steak, the happier I am that I never fell for this garbage

You shitheads that believed Trump would ever make a half-decent POTUS are the cancer of Sup Forums and the world would be a better place if you all ah hero

Doesn't matter, CNN will be shilling this until Trump leaves office in 7 years.

Gorsuch got the highest possible rating from the ABA, as far as his suitability for SCOTUS

they plan to make it last until 2018 to flip the houses.

TRISH ON FOR CAVUTO

POST SHRINES

That's implying CNN will still be around that long.

They lost and it's a coping mechanism while simultaneously trying to hamstring Trump as long as possible to limit his impact.

Making womanhood about hair length and having make up on was a mistake

lecturer said i was "a nasty piece of work" for saying islam is a violent religion that seeks the submission of christianity. can i sue or something?

Wikileaks thread getting slid

Hate Cavuto but fucking love Trish.

It can't last. They sound like fucking nutcases

>10k
If I learned Jew Runes I could make that in a day right?

>Politi-

Wait, what.

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Once we were able to circumventalate the chemtrails and cross reference them with raw global warming data, the location was easy to discover.

>Why would the DNC put forward a tinfoil conspiracy theory on the national level?

They're not fact based, and don't have anything else to Rheeee!!! about.

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*checks flag*
Nope

Yeah, Democrats are going to have to let him through.

Because of /hwndu/ this thread is obviously filled with clueless Reddit scum from the_donald that reply to every troll post. If you support Trump, please don't reply because lurking Anons are the best Anons. Post something good and please read the guide to shills.

question... sessions is definitely getting two people to prosecute hillary and obama within the next two weeks yes? is there a source on this info?

Their MiniTrue media puppets are captured enough to report and their followers are stupid enough to believe it.

>tfw no Trump shrine

They are so beyond stupid about this
Because they arrogantly assumed they couldn't lose because they were incompetent, they decided to blame Russia for their incompetence everyday all day for months
Which of course builds up expectations massively, only for an investigation to confirm what every other investigation already did
They are going to look like stupid nutters

only a faggot wouldnt appreciate that ass

last time you made it last until 1990

Wikileaks getting slid

You're an Aussie. Banter them to death.

>When you believe your own propaganda

Tell him you're a muslim and he can't say that to you

SCOTUS make political decision.

Why do we act like it's about qualification?

We're long past times where it's about following the law.

>pol hates this

>sound like

>Inauguration speech finishes
>rabbi immediately takes the mic
>begins Joint Sessions speech with black history and jews
>after filling cabinet with Jews
>lets Hillary off scot-free
>institutes Obamacare-lite
>"only use the military when necessary"
>deploys soldiers and marines to Syria, Kuwait and Afghanistan within two months of being sworn in
>spending going up
>tax cuts "on hold"
>not a peep about the veterans since the campaign
>first pick for National Security ends up being a lobbyist foreign agent

We've all been butt-cucked dry in every hole.

Every-
Hole.
Butt-cucked.
Hard and dry. So hard. Mercilessly battered until we're limp, spent and broken quivering blobs of goo, empty memories of former men, reduced to shapeless gelatinous piles of bitch-putty.

That's it- Butt-cucked bitch-putty. Goo. Holes. Pummeled. Spent.

Thats where we are now.

Genuinely curious, how much does Trump pay you shills? This place was a Cruz board after he BTFO Ellen Page and gays everywhere then suddenly one day BOOM Trump shills everywhere

Yes.
If you're going to be retarded just consider this: we support Trump too. Leave Sup Forums alone and just go back to r3ddit.

As long as Jews live as rootless cosmopolitans in the West nothing can help them.