Be rich swiss banker full of energy and charisma

>be rich swiss banker full of energy and charisma
>life of the party and haven a cute girlfriend to film me and my friends help make anime real
>skydive with body pillow that will later be given away to children at the pool who revere me as superman
>live a successful life while giving absolutely no fucks like someone who microdosed LSD for several years
Weaboo confirmed for saving the white race more than Sup Forums (which is mostly full of angry and chubby brown manlets as HWNDU had shown us).

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>charisma
stopped reading there
sage

t.nit-picky negative nancy

>banker
>charisma

Where has this man been all my life?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iZe_zmyCTZg

Swiss first. Animu second. Banker third

b-b-b-but w-w-what d-d-does his c-c-clients s-s-say about t-this?!!!!

And what about his colleges? And what about his director? I would be crucified and shit talked to death if I were to do even 1/100th of what he did

Hes also an officer of the army, just imagine you have to follpw this guys commands.

Also his switch video was dope
youtu.be/HPeKu5JO1eY

How can stand living the life of a literal wage slave?

Still better than the animu life

>kept on a tight leash by superiors living life walking on egg shells
>better than that animu life of freedom
Nah

Each one of those progressively decreases the Charisma levels of the man.

this guy is living the life

>tfw he owns a very expensive pro quality SS uniform

Isn't it illegal in Switzerland?

true but the money is good here so it's worth it

not as long as he doesn't go outside with it

Melonpan and Filthy Frank crossover when?

But why? Isn't like you guys had anything to do with the Holohoax.

>Looks like jew
>Banker from Switzerland
Ehhh?Is it pottery?

Don't believe everything you read on the interweb.

I didn't know this guy was a swiss

>this thread
Holy fuck good one leaf, I actually got a decent laugh
Thanks

Looks like he makes more than the average wagecuck

Living the dream

he is a trust fun babbie. just Dan bilzarian for example.

Proof?

t.anime insider

meh wages are not that high in banks anymore it's not like in the 80s when the average banker was making 230'000 CHF + Bonus at the end of the year