/ptg/ President Trump General - Remember to Stretch Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Alex Jones

MOVEMENT

>Alex Jones step down
What he's getting fired from his own show?

CRAZED
NEWSLESS
NUTHOUSE

soon

Awoo~

ALEX JONES SHOULD APOLOGIZE

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES

>Crooked Hillary
OY VEY WHAT A SEXIST COMMENT

stop bullying Jessica, goddamn

THIS WOMAN AHAHAHA SHE GETS BTFO ALL THE TIME

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Alex Jones should fire himself!!!

awoooooooooo!~

What do you think of this one I made for the primaries? Please r8 before I add quotes.

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>Tomi
Lookin a lil rough too

someone give me their best joe rogan greentext or else i'll heckin punch you in the face......

Huck has really improved his shitposting over the last 2 years

CNN lies and is Hitler.

MOONMAN IN THE HOUSE

Who ever pays this crooks salary? Why does Fox have these fags?

Based Sessions cleaning house

CAN'T SHUCK THE HUCK!

AMERICA YES!

Weekends are no longer fun, it was way better during school days ages ago.

Ask a drunk user anything

Lewd

THE BEST

>We're gonna have to get a little tougher
Hannitized

What is it with these liberal women and the way they talk with their mouth? It's like they unhinge their jaw with every other word and then put it back.

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Doctor, every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell, FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 monthshas had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.

I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started wearing various shades of blue lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this fucking movie. I browse Sup Forums for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've watched that plane scene in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't watch this, and don't get into it. I posted "BANE?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually altered mybrain.he sound of a plane alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughterx

Tomi actually won this round.

Also kek at Sean trying to avoid saying he even knows who Richard Spencer or Alex Jones are.

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10/10

ALL THE VIEWERS ARE GOING TO THINK THEY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ALEX JONES

AHAHAHAHAHA

Trump has 2 years and 4 months to implement his policies before a new election cycle starts.

this shit is old news

Would you please go to bed?

You're not as drunk as I am you degenerate fag.

you just know newt wished he was in Trump seatl Also trump is damn photogenic straight out of a playboy shoot.

HANNITY ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE IRAQI

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I have brain tumor too but no nazi haircut.

Good. Just make sure the quotes are on point, like Spicers.

what are you doing diffrent drunk that you would not do sober?

>tacky fake eyelashes because she's an aging unmarried childless former beauty

i bet she's insecure af in real life

Silly drumpfkins don't you realize that the electoral college was made to stop candidates like yours from ever actually becoming president?

Say it with me now: MADAME PRESIDENT

I lament that, God bless you user.

>leave the cancer patients alone, leave the kids alone
>what about the disabled reporter?

>be disabled
>become reporter
>talk shit
>nobody can criticize you or fight back
The perfect plan

MOON
A
N

enjoying life

Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.

>be black lefty
>nobody can criticize you

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This fucking timeline

Look at Krauthhammer.

>I can't believe Krauthammer won't stand up for the American citizen. He has really stepped over the line this time. He jumps through all these mental hoops to reach these lame conclusions. He wants to cripple the supplier power of the American workforce. He should not be running things. He can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk. But one thing i admire him for is that he doesn't dance around the issues.

Awoos are starving. They need a happening to feed their insatiable appetite.

We are in the midst of a happening drought.

not so fast

I was planning on pulling quotes from the GOP debates, but if I can't find the right quotes, I'll widen my scope.

Like I said before, Hannity and Dobbs are the only ones on he main three TV media outlets (FOX, MSNBC, CNN) that's worth a damn.

David Duke is a faggot and so is Spencer. I wish people would stop shilling them.

David stop

well hes a cripple he cant stand or dance!

Sustain your thirst for happenings with dreams.

David Duke is 100% controlled opposition but I still laughed.

sooon

>CALL ALEX JONES AND TELL HIM TO STOP CALLING MICHELLE A TRANNY

k

Just google good quotes.
Trump is easy since he has so many.

I want her to keep coming on, she looks fun to bully.

>wow liberals will just attack anyone who does anything they dont like and force them to lose their job wtf
>omg wtf samantha bee made fun of a guy's hair she needs to be lynched

I seriously hope none of you guys do this.

He asked for a greentext, only two lines are green

You're going to jail

>Sean is CN
Perfect.

Thought he was b&

Rubio had a few memorable quotes.
Bernie going to Russia for honeymoon and never coming back was one.

10/10 shrine

Watch this awoogirl

What are ya drinking?

Me pic related. It's pretty gross, avoid at all costs.

>unless those costs are financial

He's back, inexplicably

other blacks can counter blacks

couple of shots of jack daniels and some heinken

what all have u had to drink today
give a time line of drinks had

10/10

Tamra Holder is worse.

Now. Not one more post and not two hours lingering on.

We have a Trump Rally coming up and the Awoo~ will be in the perfect environment to thrive in.

She's still a piece of shit, not really news desu senpai

You are like a little baby.

>Geraldo

>Kasich, tell me your secrets to not getting fat

Silly bitches

>It's a Gayraldo guesting on Hannity episode

Can't ban controlled op

How else can they brand Sup Forums having fun as the literal KKK without duke

I hope the trump rally is yuuuge!

No matter what side you're on, you have to admit this is fucking funny. I mean, it's just so clever, so ingenious, so autistic, you couldn't even make this shit up.

Tamara Holder fucked Jesse Jackson

This is what I say in my daily "Obama"search today