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They do that shit everywhere in Europe, they call it logging. I went to Germany last year and one of my hostmate's buddies did it when we were hanging out at the local pool and it was disgusting. That guy, and to a lesser extent, Europeans have no shame about their bodies. If you did that in America you'd probably get your ass beat, but everyone thought it was the funniest fucking thing. Even the lifeguard cracked a grin, like he was thinking "classic pranksters".

STOOL IN THE POOL

>tfw Egypt thinks all Brits are Pakis

>"""Brits"""
Just call them what they are: Fucking Pakis!

>implying that Egypt is wrong

WTF
There is nothing like that in NZ
yurocucks are fucking savages
If you shat in a pool here the cops would be called on you and the pool would be evacuated and everyone would fucking hate you

god I hate euros so god damn much

SHITTING

Europeans are disgusting what the fuck

BRITS KEEP YOUR SHITS

>bongs stealing our culture

Kek

That's really a thing? We had a bunch of Dutch students and word got around that they had a running bet for who could shit in the most pools, and somebody mentioned that it was called that. Didn't think it was real.

Kek based pajeet with the self deprecatory bants

Self defecatory

Don't they want Tourism in their Country, or what?
NO SHITS? NO BRITS.
Bankrupt Hotel that in your Bong Pipe, Mustafa.

Get it together you limey fog-breathers

>kangz of shitposting
>posting about actual shit
>mfw

It's not our fault that your entire country looks like a toilet.

When you think about it, pools really are just big, expensive toilets.
Just takes longer to flush.

>going to Egypt on holiday

Nigger-tier vacation right there, lads.

That's New Zealand, not Australia.

A typical EU teenagers "rite of passage" is to masturbate side-by-side with your best m8.

Stool in Pool

Fuck im such a burger sorry kiwis

reminds me of the thread earlier this week about how British women shower MAYBE every 3 days.

> Brits
> Shitting in pools
Yeah i'm pretty sure those " brits " are third world shitskins that have british passport.

no brits in thread? that's a shame.. not

Why are brits like this?

They're too busy shitting in standing water.

youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM

Pools closed due to... shit?

WTF these two british exchange students at my university did the same thing to the pool at my school

What did you say to me you little bitch !

It's just a bit of banter m8. A cheeky poop with the lads.

Not true, but I'd take a shit in your backyard pool for posting this.

No worries man
There's nothing bad about being mistaken for based aussies

People who shit in pools deserve the death penalty

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>Stool in pool
>No shits? No Brits.

Fucking kek

it's a fucking emergency with this happens in the states.

They clear the fucking pools with whistles and cordon it off like they're filled with Anthrax anytime that happens, and I'm glad they do.

Had me giggling m8

FANCY A SPLASH? YOU GONNA GET A RASH

You never did this?

American poo is disgusting because you eat junk food. Your poos are always wet and large, while European poos are firm, rounded, and don't have such an unpleasant smell. Americans are fat.

>when you copy everything of your host country, even their posts
you have to stay. Also we don't capitalize like that. You'd say fucking Pakis.

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Isn't it "you're"?

I just kind of figured people would use looser grammar standards when describing their preferred method of public deification.

Go back to shitistan pommie

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Who says "you" instead of "you're"? It would be like saying, "you a top bloke, m8". Sounds like something an immigrant would say. Broken English isn't relaxed English.

Go back to your islands, Maori scum.

Even abos arent this bad

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British exchange students did this a muh Uni last year. It was fucking terrible. I didn't realize that this was cultural

Shart in mart memes really have less impact once you realize that europoos literally shit in the pool

Imagine pooping down a water slide

Alright shit connoisseur, tell us more about these experiences you've had with sucking on logs from various cultures.

Why are you so mad? Surely you know you lot eat like pigs?

They shit in showers too.

When I was in highschool we had German and Russian exchange students and they smelled like shit constantly. I'm told they only washed once every two weeks.

You know, I remember on Sup Forums back in the day I would read about people stomping their poo down the drain in the shower. Now it all makes sense

Europeans are disgusting mongrels. If you're not pooping down a water slide or a toilet you're a savage with no decency

Why the fuck do you know about the texture and smell differences of shit across different continents?

Are you German by any chance?

>Americans are so fat that they need to wash every few days

I used to have a screenshot of a Dane talking about eating his own shit

I've lived in Europe and the US, faggot.

Is taking a piss in the river redpilled?

>india has designated shitting streets
>burgers shart in mart
>bongs stool in pool
>aussies shitpost
>canda shitpost
why are countries, once or currently ruled by bongs, so obsessed with shitting in inappropriate places?
south africa next?

Can you identify the nationality of this shit for me?

The cure for aids is having a virgin shit on your dick in South Africa.

But in all seriousness you smell and need to bathe. You Yuropoors smell like muslims

My ancestors sailed from England in the 1800s for more farming land

>>Americans are so fat that they need to wash every few days
do you not? i take a shower every other day if not damn near every day

I mean, how in the actual fuck you set up such a fucked up mentality.

*sniff, *sniff
I think the smell is coming from your way. when did you change your jeans last time?

It might be also Swedish muslims which stink here

No trust me the wind is just blowing your stank back at you

British people fill bottles with piss and shit to bring to concerts

If they don't like the act they start to throw them

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SO YOU'RE SAYING

THEY'RE LEAVING PYRAMIDS @ THE PYRAMIDS?????????

Thank you Pajeet, I needed a good kek:^)

It's literally British culture, nothing Yuro about it at all

Better than being known for having orphan slaves in the 60's and eating dogs

Wherever I swim I must also defecate.

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guess who the infamous invercargill pool poo'er was?