What's your best nigger joke, Sup Forums?

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Niggers are the joke.

Liberia

>Namefag
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Get the fuck back to r/eddit.

What's long and hard on a nigger?
3rd grade.

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Black lives matter

What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Why do I smell niggers?


Oh right, there's some stuck under my boot

a nigger and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?

the cops

>>What's your best nigger joke,
>>White people.

what's the diference between running over a nigger and a dog? you try to brake when you see the dog

a baby nigger dies and goes to heaven.
in heaven he meets god and gets his wings.
he goes up to god and ask "god does this make me an angel".
god looks at him and says "nah nigga yous a bat"

>why do niggers smell?
>so even the blind can hate them.

why do niggers smell like shit?

so blind people can hate them too

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Whats the difference between a black heart and a niggers heart...
>Nothing,

Whats faster than a nigger running down the street with your TV.

His brother running with your Xbox.

Why do they keep a bag of shit at a nigger's wedding?

To keep the flies off the groom.

You forgot jamal already has 4 play-stations a curve tv with his drug money...

How do you get a nigger out of a cherry tree?

>Cut the rope.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.

Try harder
Uh
Lol
Try harder
Unoriginal
Don't get it/not funny
Good one
Uhh
Try again
Good one
I don't get it
Hilarious. This
Ha
Dark
Ha

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his foodstamps in his workboots.

You're gay

Kek
Give me some Mexican jokes too

How do you tell if a nigger is well hung?
You can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck

In the beginning {alpha} there was a nigger, in the end {omega} there is nigger.
Gods nigger joke.

What do you do when you see a nigger rolling around on your lawn?

>stop laughing and reload

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What has 4 legs and goes hoe dee doe hoe dee doe?

two niggers trying to catch an elevator

Negro is black, what cant you understand, ffs... pleb.

How to get an Aboriginal pregnant?

Cum on their feet and let the fly's do the rest.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?

Consuelo.

Why are blacks such good runners?

All the slow ones are in jail.

>autism

no one cares about your autistic rating of every joke, its just cringey.

Those of half-spanish rape babies, you can't fool me.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Nigerian walk into a bar.
The nigerian asks why he's on the other side of the bar
The englishman leans into the irishman's ear "I knew he'd cotton on"

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Gid forgive me. What do you call a nigger in a suit and tie carrying a breifcase who's been lynched way up high in a tree?

How many niggers died last night?

what would you call the flinstones if they were black?
niggers

Why don't niggers like aspirin?

Because it reminds them that they picked cotton before they took drugs

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how do you keep a nigger from drowning? take your foot off the back of his head

not enough

How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 as long as they have arms and hands

What do you call a flying nigger celeb...
>Black-star.

Branch manager.

Why do blacks not let their kids play in the sandbox?

They're afraid the cats will bury them.

kek

What did KEK say after he created the first black person?

Oops, I burned one.

Remember the black guy on the Jetsons?
>what a bright looking future

Really, son?

I saw a black guy running down the street with a tv in his arms and I thought to myself "Is that mine?" but then I remembered that mine's at home washing the dishes.

A Russian, an Irishman, an American, and a Mexican are all riding in a helicopter. They get bored, they get drunk, and they get maudlin. The Russian picks up a bottle of vodka, says "we have too many of these in my country", and throws it out of the helicopter. The Irishman picks up a bottle of beer, says "we have too many of these in my country, and throws it out of the helicopter. The American grabs the Mexican, says "we have too many of these in my country", and throws him out of the helicopter.
>first told to me by a middle schooler in Arizona

Why are blacks getting stronger?

Because TVs are getting bigger.

what's your favourite mexican dance style?

Do they actually smell? I've only met like 4 black people.

father's day

What sport are mexicans best at?
Cross country.

Why does Mexico always do so bad in the Olympics?
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is already here.

Why should you never run over a nigger on a bike?
>could be your bike

Why should you never run over a nigger without a bike?
>could be your nigger

What's the difference between black and white jews?
>the black ones have to sit in the back of gthe gas chamber

C3

What do you call a five-person black gangbang?
>a threesome

What's white on top and black on the bottom
>society

I only know 1 person who would laugh at this joke with me. FUck.

the walltz

Thanks for that! Now I can limit my reading to only the funniest jokes according to you!

And what's black on top and white on the bottom?

How do you kill a nigger while he's drinking?

You slam the toilet lid.

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
>a problem

What do you call 1,000,000 black guys on the moon?
>still a problem

What do you call all the world's black people on the moon?
>problem solved

Crime statistics.

sex in Europe

Uh
Meh
Hahahahaha fuck nigga
piss off
sheeeeit lol
oh baby
Wat

>Blacks aren't racist.

>Africa.

>Self demise.

>Not ignorant.

>Running to the white for help.

Black slave runners.

If black people really were Kangz in Egypt, do they owe the Jews reparation for the book of Exodus?

What do you call a black kid on a bike?

>thief

There's a cartoon of it, but two hood niggas walking down the street. One's got a dollar, one has 99 cents. They pass by a laundromat that says they'll whiten whatever you got for a dollar. So they figure the first goes in, then when he comes out he gives the other the penny. Nigger #1 goes in and comes out blonde blue eyed businessman in a suit. Nigger #2 goes "aight me next me next, gimme the penny"

Ex-Nigger #1 goes "Get a job nigger" and walks off.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Antique farm equipment.

>inb4 old as dirt

in Australia, we call our niggers "boongs."

wanna know why?

because it's the sound they make when they bounce off the hood of your car.

I thought it was that's the sound it made when they farted into a digeridoo.

What do you cal nigger stuck in shit...
camouflaged..

What's a word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person?


...neighbor.

Did you hear they're trying to improve public transportation in Harlem?

They're planting the trees closer together.

I went to a garage sale hosted by a black family the other day.

I bought my bike back.

Why did a black man wear a tuxedo for his vasectomy?

He figured if he was gonna be impo'tant he wanted to look impo'tant.

Shoulda heard the bants a Jap hit us with a few days ago here. Was 1st or 2nd post in a thread started by a burger.

His response was something like: "Your leader for 8 years was an outdated farm tool"

>Did you hear they're trying to improve public transportation in Harlem?
>They're planting the trees closer together.

What do you do when you see a nigger hopping on one leg?

laugh and reload

Truth be told I don't actually hate black people.

I think some racist jokes can be funny because hey...I'm secretly immature inside like everyone else.

What do you call a name tag that slept with a nigger.
>Nigger lover.

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
>When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

People that spam reply to multiple posting are gay as fuck.

Hm
stop kicking yourself in the foot..
By that time its depleted of life and goodness. Muppet.

Heh I tell this one to people all the time.
I don't have many friends, coincidentally

A black mother and father were playing with their infant child when he looked up and said, "Mother."

"Honey, our baby just said half a word!"

What separates man from beast?

The Mediterranean sea.

i could never tell this with a straight face:
A trucker was driving down a highway in in the middle of no where when he came across a black man pushing his bike down the side of the road trying to flag down a ride.
The trucker figured he was in the middle of no where and was feeling generous so he pulled over and told the black guy, "You can have a ride, but I don't have any room in the cab, so you will have to ride in the back with the bowling balls. I'm in a hurry, so hop in."
The black man, happy to have a ride, hops in the back.
A half hour passes before the truck driver is pulled over for speeding. The officer asks for his license and registration before saying he needs to take a look in the back. Eager to get back on the road, the trucker obliges. The officer opens the back, sees the black man, the bike and the bowling balls before slamming the doors closed and telling the trucker to get the hell out of his state as fast as he can.
The truck speeds off and the cop gets back in his cruiser to find a confused partner.
His partner asks, "What was that all about?"
The cop replies, "You'll never believe it, but that lunatic was hauling a whole batch of nigger eggs and one had already hatched and stolen a bike!"

my niggers aren't good at jokes

I like to tell myself that when a nigger steals they're just "collecting reparations for slavery".

lol yes they smell fucking awful

A black Jewish goes home to his dad. The kid asks "dad am I more Jewish or am I more black?"

"Oy vey, why do you ask son?"

"Well, there's a kid selling a bike down the street and I don't know if I should talk him down to 5 dollars or just steal it"

What do you get when you cross a black and a white?

A blight.

Hahaha man that was so bad. My racist jokes are the most offensive.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public transportation

Whys Stevie wonder always smiling?
>because he doesn't know he's black