ELON MUSK + 2 "Anonymous" MOON TICKETS
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CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THESE TWO???
is it really possible it could be them?
i know they are involved in science but do they have enough money?
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>Musk said SpaceX was approached by "two private individuals" who know one another, but whom he did not identify.
;)
Now that the time travelling inter dimensional Bogs have helped secure the existence of a stable timeline, they must rendezvous with the alien mothership.
BOGDANGRAD SOON
I LOVE BAGS
elon musk is the world's richest larping neet, you never actually see any of the stuff he does or it gets hidden away as protoypes.
Meanwhile he could be snoking crack and snowboarding all day. Yet he gets boatloads of cash in investments.
here's a quick rundown
-5 stages
- ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
-Prickly sensation on skin
- No Bog contact
-γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
- Become hypersensitive to sound
- Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
- May be able to hear colors
-Uncontrollable Shaking
- ω (Omega Phase)
- Extreme pain
-No movement
-90% will drop out of this phase
-May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
- In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never G****a
-High chance of blackpilling at this stage
- ⍋ Phase
- Bogface
-Ability to see anything
; other universes
; talk to aliens
; addiction the bogposting
; can last up to 6 weeks
; must abandon your freinds and family
; p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
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t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̗̖̳̹̙̐̌͌͑ͧl͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍ͣ̇̓͌̅̚͞
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;will see aliens that will test mental capacity
; a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
;able to citrus-dick without pain
; flying
; rumor of 6th bogstage
;never been reached
; immortality is granted
; replace igor
;﷼⸎
Elon is a fucking bitch if he doesn't go himself
They're going home.
jesus christ
despite your digits, bogs have no true home. bogs are love. bogs are life. bogs are eternal.
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It's probably two fucking Saudi princes
is there an official bog theme song
Except for all of the livestreams of the falcon 9 booster landing
>able to citrus-dick without pain
Of course.
Nathan fielder is going to the moon. You saw it here first.
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The bogs have their own private space armada and an underground pyramid that can teleport them to any planet in the universe. Why would they need Musk to take them to the moon?
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OH SHIZ
>The photos from the surface of the moon that NASA didn't want you to see!
>Soon, the Bogdanoffs could be the world's first married brothers to become priests
What a time to be alive senpai
all you bogfaggots kys niggershits
>The push up that moved Earth
That checks out. It legit.
You will soon learn to retract that statement and respect the Bogs for whom they truly are
>Implying Bogdanoffs need any human technology to go wherever they want in the Universe
Is this just a publicity stunt for Musk? Is he part of their greater agenda? Maybe they're drip feeding us their technology through him as a middle man?
I'm in contact with the Bogdanoffs in the Bogdanoff Commission, they have lost many of their powers and the Bog time machine. It apparently has something to do with a betrayal by the previous Bogdanoff Commission.
How do they even make money??
MODS