31 year old deadbeat here. Just tell me about your problems and I'll try to solve those with my wisdom

31 year old deadbeat here. Just tell me about your problems and I'll try to solve those with my wisdom.

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I'm surrounded by idiots and it's illegal to kill them. Solution?

how do i get drunk without drinking alcohol or taking any other drug

There's too many deadbeats in the world and they won't kill themselves. Well???

I'm trying to unite influence e psychologists with top tier economists to establish a white economy. Name some up and coming non Jew economists. Clear homos preferred as they are usually easier to imprint.

should i quit Sup Forums?
i am 23.

All you need is duct tape, a car, and a tube that fits your exhaust. Lure them in with the promise of a party. Lock the the room and start up the car. Alternative would be carbon monoxide poisoning, which is both odorless and tasteless.

Meditation. Just count your breath for a start on the outbreath.

Sometimes being an bad example is the most productive thing to do for people with no ambition.

Honestly? Yes. Or it depends on what your goals are. Sup Forums eats too much time you could spend otherwise.

Where do I buy Carbon Monoxide?

29 Neet since 19. HALP

You just make it yourself. If you have a firepit or an oven with bad ventilation. Also it tends to collect on the ground.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

22 Neet since dropping uni 2 years ago
should i kill myself?

I am a woman and am dating two guys at once and I haven't told them about each other and haven't told them I was born a man. What do I do?

Sup Forums is just getting good. Theres no other place with this sense of camaraderie.

Neck yourself, you degenerate cunt.

faggot
i recommend you to kill yourself

I'm only smart enough for retail jobs. Is this the best it's going to get?

Just pick the one you want and go all in dump the other and never mention it.

Good luck with that.

>t. 26 dude who doesn't have time for games and bullshit

That's a good question. Personally I think there was an infinite amount of time before birth you didn't notice, because you didn't exist, until you came to existence to sheer randomness. But after death you'll go back to the state of pre birth so to speak, hence there's a chance you'll just wake up again at some point in the future, but because you didn't notice the time inbetween it will feel instant. So no. Now is probably the time you suffer the least, because you have the chance to become self aware.

Just tell them truth.

Join the French Foreign Legion if you want camaraderie.

Life is dissapointing it seems. Nothing you'll ever do will satisfy you, not for long.

>I'm only smart enough for retail jobs.

You'd be surprised by how stupid and useless some people in white collar jobs can be. If you're a hard worker and have some ambition you can earn a much better job by going back to school to earn the nearly pointless degree necessary and get some foot in the door via volunteer or internship work.

bump

34yo non-deadbeat here. I'm going to critique your advice to whatever extent I can be bothered. Happy for someone older to join the conga line.

I'm 35.

It never gets better.

I met the girl of my dreams and she's my gf but she has vaginismus which means sex is extremely painful for her and likely always will. I enjoy sex so I have to choose to either be with her or have sex. What do I do?

All pretty good except for the last one. Wasting a little time here and there is just fine and perfectly healthy.

Are German NEETs really a thing? I wouldn't have thought German parents would put up with that sort of thing like the Japs do, and would either force you to get a job or kick your ass to the curb.

No wonder the shitskins are taking over.

Top stuff all round.

Hi Styx!

Bump

ass to mouth

Fair enough.

Does she enjoy giving blowjobs? What about her ass? Does her asshole have vaginsmus too?

Just saying you need to be in the present to truly enjoy things. Having good job and a roof over your head is nice, but high expectations are dangerous because they can never be met.

Yes and no. Even when unemployed german NEETs play stuff like Euro Truck Simulator and generally the lower income jobs get sparse. So if you don't have any ambition and want to live a simple life it gets harder and harder, especially now low education workers are streaming up north.

>>Just saying you need to be in the present to truly enjoy things. Having good job and a roof over your head is nice, but high expectations are dangerous because they can never be met.

That said people often shun small happiness looking for the big one. A bit like a woman who thinks she can do better, breaks up with her low ambition boyfriend, and eventually realizes she didn't do better and is now a 31 year old nurse without kids.

Confirmed: you've got your head screwed on right.

Young people, listen to this cunt.

I live in Japan and can not find a decent supply of LSD or DMT. Can you give me a phone number of my local dealer in Osaka.

No, but I can tell you how to find drugs. Afaik the prostitution business is in the hands of the yakuza, so all you need to do is find prostitutes and or idol girls and then smack one until a yakuza shows up. Then you bow down and apologize and tell him you want DMT. Maybe you'll have to go fetch some item for him to gain his trust first.

Are you actually a NEET, or just an underachiever by old fashion German standards? Are you simply unemployed at the moment?

Here in the US, we think of Germans as highly efficient work loving individuals who spend their off time drinking beer, eating sausage and chocolate, and watching BDSM sheiße porn. How accurate is that portrayal?

what's "older?"

this hurt

I'm friends with a nurse who is having trouble with her boyfriend right now, and is in her late 20s. This almost sounds prophetic

If I wanted to deal with gangsters I would just visit the local public bath where they frequent. Obviously you know nothing about buying and selling drugs. Very rare to deal directly with a supplier. Your advice would more likely find me chopped up for tuna bate.

Hold your breath for as long as possible. Then do that three more times

33 yr. old deadbeat. Can concur.

At what age did you realize suicide or homelessness was the only retirement plan available to you?

I would advice those thirty somethings that between 35 and 40 is a kind of odd space where you are no longer young and not yet old. Once 40 hits life starts to improve again.

>Once 40 hits life starts to improve again.
How? Why?

Mostly underarchiever but I'm not afraid to go NEET here and there.

I don't have much experience with foreigners in terms of work, but at least in context of germany you would be surprised how many inefficient fuckups there are in bread in butter. For instance, usually our manager cast is busy doing pointless shit for browny points up the ladder or tries to fix stuff that wasn't broken. The new system usually is far more complex and inefficient in comparsion. Like imagine a toll collecting service for trucks that uses a mix out of antennas, satellites, and blackboxes instead of a cleaning lady in a booth. Or an other example would be the new airport in Berlin, or that trainstation in Stuttgart. Long time overdue, over budget, and badly designed.

Long story short, the german work ethic does exist but we suffer from our higher ups and various kinds of autism. We do like sausages though.

Because it's true.

My father would deny that. It's just that with 40 you slowly start to give up.

That's what we call it when something has been around longer than something else.

For me I just started to do what I wanted and not care about prison, police, death or anything else. I just lived the life I wanted and fuck everyone else. You can not really do that until you look old enough to get away with it.

Alright OP, I (18) have this girl at my work that I like, allow me to describe:
>shortish, idk maybe 5'6 or something like that
>long blonde hair
>blue eyes
>Republican
>Laughs at my jokes
>Good family
>Energetic or maybe that's just around me?
>on the slim side but not super skinny. >Probably b or c-cups
>very sweet
>shares common interests and life goals as I do, such as an interest in pharmacy, attending the same college as me, and what I believe is an enjoyment in memes
>Be me
>18
>male
>6'0"
>make her laugh as much as possible
>I am generally regarded as a pretty confident and a smart person
>but whenever I talk to this girl and she says something that I 100% agree with, I melt
>She is probably out of my league
> she is a 9/10 or even a 10/10
>Im not sure if I have any chance with her
>As far as I think she could just about get any guy she wants
So kraut, do I make a move, play things out, or lose hope? If you have any advice or other options let me know.

Also germans are highly corrupt, but we managed to organize our corruption somehow to make it more efficient and state like. Guys who are looking into rich tax evaders for instance tend to get locked up in the looney bin for being paranoid and shit like that.

Burgers are lucky. All you need is to point the gun at your head and pull the trigger. In YESland we have no guns, so its not that easy. You need to defy every instinct in existence to stand in front of a train or remain hanging on a noose. We cant even jump from a tall bridge since all the high bridges have anti-suicide fences.

Is that a factor of age, though? It seems more like a demeanor

my gf told me she needs space. is it over?

>I am generally regarded as a pretty confident
Hence why you're consulting Sup Forums with your girl problems. The right answer for you is obviously to make a move

Your theme:
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Give up bollocks. I semi-retired myself at 35. Spent two years not working at all and enjoying myself followed by minimal work just to pay for beer and nights out. I work 4.5 hours a week at the moment and have a good binge once a month normally resulting in sleeping on the street waiting for the first train. If I was in a fit state I would book myself into a cheap hotel but 03.00 in the morning and plenty of booze and doorstep will do. I am more belligerent and more likely to force my will than any other time in my life. You have 9 more years until you can prove me wrong.

is this that wisdom you speak of?

Give it a crack mate, but do it in a way you can wave off as merely friendly - would suck having to work with her afterwards if you come on too strong and she rejects you.

Can't win if you don't play. If you get along as well as you say you do it won't be that much of a stretch to hang out outside of work. Worse she can say is no but as an introverted semi-neet who only got laid once lemme tell that rejection would feel a lot better than the emptiness I feel every day.

No, just what basic words mean. I don't think you'd be ready for wisdom if you have to ask what "older" means.

I've been once told by a girl it's possible for me to fuck myself out of the friendzone, which is true, but it's hard. Also it's not like girls like assholes on principle, but assholes tend to ask a girl out when other guys probably wouldn't. Meaning, if you don't make a move chances are you develop a friendship with the girl which makes it harder and harder to get intimate with her, especially if she values you as a friend. Hence you better ask her out, get blocked, and then become friends. Also pretty girls sometimes are lonely because people are scared to approach.

Do it but listen to the more subtle signals without being an autist or creep about it. Don't stalk her. If you have the balls just ask her out and if she says no accept it.

Is she angry without reason, has she grown silent? Usually if women are happy they won't shut the fuck up. If they stopped talking they did cut ties with you emotionally. Nagging for that matter is a sign that she hasn't given up yet.

My lower body is misaligned the only doctor that can realign it is in new york should i go? .... original

To a certain extent that is correct but as you look older the people around you change how they react. No one really changes their way of thinking after school so maybe it took until I could get away with it before I could act as I have always wanted.

Do you drive a sportscar, or did you start running? Because that's how a midlife crisis sounds.

My ancestors are mostly German, as my surname would attest to. I know it's stupid and hypocritical of me to ask this of you as an American, but please do all you can to keep The Fatherland's spirit alive.

We went to the motherfucking moon because of that spirit. Do everything you can to keep that flame burning ...

Why wouldn't you?

no everything was great and then all of the sudden she said she wanted space. after meeting with her therapist she told me shes worried she is too dependent on me

>doubling down on the literal meme

don't procreate

I am afraid it would just be a farce or they'd ignore me like every other doctor.

That makes sense

>Hence why you're consulting Sup Forums with your girl problems.
You can't seriously think I will go through with whatever any of you say, do you?
I wanted to see where this goes.

No sports car and I think marathon running is evil. No mid-life crisis just a realisation that the world has change and working until you are old makes not sense because the economy will destroy all savings and pensions you expect to get. Therefore I made a positive decision to enjoy life whilst I am fit and healthy and once the money runs out I will work until I fall down dead. My aim from the age of 12 was to retire by 50. If you have that thinking from an early age then your decisions push you in that direction.

Official Sup Forums poll, cast your vote

I figured I should do something subtly and slow.
This is not my first rodeo, but I REALLY want to win this one.

>le thought experiment man
You're not separate from the rest of this board. Are you sure you're not paralyzed by fear?

Sounds like she might be pregnant by another guy. Either way her seeing a therapist sounds like she has issues and you might regret sticking with her in the long run. Break up with her first and use the confusion to your advantage. If this makes her interested again good, if it doesn't it's good too.

Well, you got nothing to lose I suppose.

Sounds like a midlife crisis honestly. You're getting old and try to prove to yourself that you aren't, which will sooner or later end in depression when reality kicks in the door. Or you start taking testosteron and HGH and shave your head to become a jiu jitsu instructor.

>Sup Forums is just getting good
Found the obese redditor

A little, I have done this times before and it's taken me a few places and other times it's just stopped at "no". Which I have no problem with, but I enjoy this girl so much I fear I'm going to fuck it up.

You could fuck it up. You could be misreading her signals. But you have to try. Otherwise, like said, can't win if you don't play. And if you can't win, eventually you will lose, either quickly or slowly.

Part of what made germany great ironically was that germany has been a shitty place to life with somewhat obnoxious people, but then this set up has driven a few single individuals to rise above and become special. Don't be romantic about germany because being german isn't romantic, it's a special kind of suffering and most of us are cunts in some way or another, but again stuff like this triggered the invention idealism for example. If everything was perfect to begin with there wouldn't have been a need for that.

Anyhow, cheer up. Wherever germans are there's germany. Just live up to your ideals and become it. Don't limit it to the region because germany the country is now something else.

You claim to give advice but you are lacking in real knowledge. I have lived with depression for my whole life. I know what that is like and I know what mid-life crisis is meant to be like. Not likely to shave my head considering the excess testosterone have removed most of it naturally. As for ju jitsu my father-in-law is a master of a special brand with his own dojo. So have taken the odd lesson but not something I enjoy to be quite honest.

im sad and my life is shit

Noted.

I'm 24 and I still haven't had sex or a girlfriend yet. I don't know how the fuck to meet a girl because I see clubs for catching STDs, bars for drunken degeneracy, I'm still trying to find a job and I'm not going to fall for the "wait until marriage" meme because I waited long enough. Part of me wants to be with someone. I'm not going to be picky and say I want a virgin, at most I'll accept someone who had sex with 4 other people. I won't date anyone who slept with like a dozen guys. What the hell do I do?

Why? Do you hate the taste of potatoes?

Asian females.

I am also german. I find it a little strange, that without ever being told that; I feel the same way. Funny how misery works.

Focus on finding a job first. Once you have that, check out meetups and local events. Fuck going to clubs and shit for finding anyone decent. You have to look in other places, but you gotta sort your employment situation out first.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

I got both of those things a year after you and I was like that's it? Nothing changed.

What's more important, knowledge or wisdom?

dont even joke about that. that kind of talk gets you arrested here

Most of the depression symptoms I have had my whole life but here is NHS advice on mid life crisis.
nhs.uk/Livewell/men4060/Pages/midlifecrisis.aspx

I get a nice hard erection in the morning and I still have a good appetite for women. If anything more appetite than I would like.

>Oy vey! Muh six gorrilion spuds were baked in the oven!

>31 years old
>boo hoo woe is me i'm so old
>i'm so old and wise i'm 30
fuck off

Didn't claim I was giving good advise though. If you're happy that way I'm happy to be wrong. Just don't be hard on yourself when shit will fall apart, enjoy it while it lasts.

Could it be worse?

Tricky question. Either you get a prostitute or you'll find some fatty on an internet dating site. If you do the latter don't give her your real name and don't use your landline or you might get stalked. Also prepare for weird surprises like having sex beneath a giant red pentagram on the wall and a lot of aragorn posters, or maybe just an argument about who of you is more likely to join the french foreign legion while playing therapy inbetween having sex. Also check your state rape laws in order to not break them on accident. And use your own condoms because she might lie about using the pill or pick the condoms she bought with a needle.

Until then just buy a fleshlight and look how it feels. Sex is nice, but if you are a long lasting virgin you might get the feeling of "that's it?" when you actually start having sex. In the sense that you worried about something trivial.

I love this girl but she is really confused and I don't know if I should beat up this guy she thinks she's dating or just somehow move on even tho this time it is really hard to move on

I had to look up the definitions before giving an answer but here goes. Knowledge relates to what you learn and Wisdom related to the quality of learning.
For me knowledge trumps wisdom easily because actual life experience is always more influential in life. The quality of that experience is irrelevant. The first time you have sex or take drugs you care more about doing it than making it the best you will ever do. Just imagine if you first shag could never be improved on what a sad life that would be. So wisdom would lead to sadness later on but knowledge offer eternal hope.

I would tend to wisdom. Knowledge is nice, but knowledge without wisdom allows you to deal greater damage to yourself and your environment. Wisdom without knowledge is just wisdom.

No.

Thanks Mr Future Doooooom

Those answers were exactly what I expected; must be the culture.

Too late mate.

What is it you're trying to achieve here? It's not funny or thought-provoking and is only mildly irritating. I sincerely hope this isn't your idea of trolling - my 8yo could do better. Are you just desperate for a couple of (you)s?

I cant never afford to leave this island.