*blocks your path *
*blocks your path *
Saged.
Hello Friend! Did you know that Islam means peace? Why don't I tell you about it over dinner with your family? Im sure your wife and daughter would love to hear more.
*destroys your path*
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Didn't you already post this exact thread yesterday?
Hello there white devil. This is my BOOM stick.
>personal
dun goofed
This is huh.. wow
"Stop right there, criminal scum."
*Casts fireball*
...
I shot better men than Varg Vikernes in Afghanistan. He's nobody.
*rolls dice* to check if I can convince him I have stopped watching porn
teleports behind you >"phss" hey varg odin drunk man cum and got cucked by his brothers ville and ve gas urself u larping faggot or slay ur dragons
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"No, Varg. I don't buy your shitty games."
YOU BETTER NOT BE A MANHUNTER.
Fuck off back to Mumbai, Indo-European scum
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes longsword
>psh nothin personnel...heathen
nip dong bing bong
I have a personal message entitled "they must go back" I was entrusted to deliver to the crown. Would you escort me to him?
AYO
>*bangs shield*
HOL UP
*chucks throwing axe*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*drinks from your skull*
YOU BE SAYIN'
>*steals from monastery*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*looks around instinctively for armored cavalry*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*opens up a 40oz of mead and pours some out for his homies Ingvar and Brynjolf*
SUM FINNA
>*attends blót*
DAT WE WUZ
>*participates in overseas raiding*
AYO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*rapes Irish slavegirl*
WE WUZ
>*goes berserk*
VIKANGZ N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
>*converts to Christianity*