*blocks your path *

*blocks your path *

Saged.

Hello Friend! Did you know that Islam means peace? Why don't I tell you about it over dinner with your family? Im sure your wife and daughter would love to hear more.

*destroys your path*

...

Didn't you already post this exact thread yesterday?

Hello there white devil. This is my BOOM stick.

>personal
dun goofed

This is huh.. wow

"Stop right there, criminal scum."

*Casts fireball*

...

I shot better men than Varg Vikernes in Afghanistan. He's nobody.

*rolls dice* to check if I can convince him I have stopped watching porn

teleports behind you >"phss" hey varg odin drunk man cum and got cucked by his brothers ville and ve gas urself u larping faggot or slay ur dragons

...

"No, Varg. I don't buy your shitty games."

YOU BETTER NOT BE A MANHUNTER.

Fuck off back to Mumbai, Indo-European scum

>teleports behind you
>unsheathes longsword
>psh nothin personnel...heathen

nip dong bing bong

I have a personal message entitled "they must go back" I was entrusted to deliver to the crown. Would you escort me to him?

AYO
>*bangs shield*
HOL UP
*chucks throwing axe*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*drinks from your skull*
YOU BE SAYIN'
>*steals from monastery*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*looks around instinctively for armored cavalry*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*opens up a 40oz of mead and pours some out for his homies Ingvar and Brynjolf*
SUM FINNA
>*attends blót*
DAT WE WUZ
>*participates in overseas raiding*
AYO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*rapes Irish slavegirl*
WE WUZ
>*goes berserk*
VIKANGZ N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
>*converts to Christianity*