USA vs AUSTRALIA

for all intensive purposes Australia would EASILY defeat the US forces and we would receive a Notice of Surrender within first the 48 hours of the war

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Canada would rekk both of u pussys

wew lad, schizophrenia's not a joke. Get help

I think Australia is the coolest shaped continent but I absolutely the culture

Remember the emus though?

This is how it goes
>Australia can't beat US at all
>US can't beat Australian wildlife

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rake yourself, newbie

They are the same. If you flip the usa over it is geographically the same as the usa. This is because australia is on the southern hemisphere. Australia doesnt really exist, it's just a mirror image but there isnt actually anything down there because the eath is flat

How many kangaroos did you smoke today?

bullshit
we would just deploy our emu attack squad

ha

underrated

You cunts ready to become our 51st state?

If this happens then Canada will step in to defend our greatest ally and deployed the feared moose-mounted cavalry to kill all aussies

k

*not to scale

>intensive purposes

user, intents and purposes.

>intents and purposes

intensive purposes = WAR

learn english you dumbfuck americunt

yes please

Have Aussie shitposting levels really fallen this badly?


>doubles advocate
Even this morons bait is better than this thread.


Smh senpai get gud

Oh, that's cute. Any one of our military branches by itself could take Australia, even if they were limited to solely using conventional weapons

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Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

Not this fucking thread again. God-damn it, fucking stop. If this is a drunk shitpost, its pretty pathetic seeing its only 4 in the afternoon.

>If your enemies kill you, you win
Yeah, you'll definitely win.

>Have Aussie shitposting levels really fallen this badly?
It's probably a Canadian visiting there.

Not the coast guard

Yelling "oi" and "cunt" at everyone has no effect here

>learn english you dumbfuck americunt
oooooh I'm feeling that second-hand embarrassment HEAVY right now, lads

I'm not even ghey but I would totally cock slap any American that invaded Australia

sure they will

Hey, asshole!

we had this thread yesterday

>burgers would never get through the first battalion of emus.

All we'd have to do is fund the Emujahadeen

Rollen for Linda

I too, think our Australian culture is wonderful and I hate that it is being destroyed by excessive immigration.

>intensive

>for all intensive purposes

Rolling

Goddammit roll

Reroll, ain't accepting a sheboon

Anyone else think Julie Bishop should become PM?

Invade USA home turf, destroyed by citizens with guns
Invade Australia, knock over plebs armed with dildos

Com com Alyssa, killer of nig nogs.

Nope no meth new

the die is cast user
i honestly thought she would have knifed turncoat by now

Rickyisms right there

Fpbp

I roll for none of them. In fact I can't believe American cops allowed those mug-shots to be taken. Aussie cops would have told them to get that hair off their faces and fucking stand up straight and look directly at the camera.

Roll

>for all intensive purposes
Normally this would make me upset but the ESL speakers on Sup Forums are a diamond dozen now

if for some reason turncoat can't serve, she is next in the order right, given she's deputy leader?

underrated

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>a diamond dozen
No fucking way...LMFAO

I fucking wish.

If you're gonna be a pre-Madonna about it just close the thread

My problem with Australian continent is it looks like it should be miniature but it's roughly the same size as the 48. I know about mercator projections, but I'm not talking about that, but about the smoothness of the coastline. There's something about the shape of it that just doesn't seem right. It should be as tall as California and some of Oregon, and stretch to about Missouri. I believe it used to be and then they mandelaed it. oi thats roight

At least the Australian continent is fully free floating. You have to share a land border with Mexicans and Canadians.