I've had about 1/4 a bottle of maker's mark. Too drunk to find the oz. count on the bottle, but it's a moderate size bottle. Pretty drunk
Just had to drop into pol and let you guys know that I love each and every one of you. I mean only the Trump supporters. The rest of you are scum and we will erase you from existence
Goodnight pol
You too.
Merica.
cheers fag
stay manly :)
>I've had 4 shots i'm soooooo wasted guiz xD
kys
Good. Now go watch your redneck wife fucked by a bernie bro.
kill self
thank you for the pic
Nobody is smoking that cigar...
End isn't cut.
OP had 1/4 bottle of Diet Coke. FAKE NEWS.
>tfw craving a cigar now at 1am
>drunk after 1/4 of the bottle
are you 15 op?
Currently getting myself good and drunk because my wife is in bed instead of spending one nighg doing something I wanted to do. Dragged me around shopping all afternoon but as soon as I want to do something it's time for a fuckinh 830 bedtime
Fuck women pol you are my only friends.
Im having Michelob Ultra and some vodka.
Cant have too much of the carbohydrate jew
Cheers
fuckin' lightweight
thanks cunt, i love you too.
/thread
>1/4 of a bottle
Do you also have a 200 word essay due tomorrow?
Fuck off burger
rednecks don't drink maker's, you maple syrup fairy
The best is when theyve been on their phone for 45 minutes watching videos straight then you click on one good thread and now they wanna talk
Only a woman could get wasted off 1/4 bottle, now show us the goods
been going since lunch time. 4 vodkas, 3 ciders, 3 jb and cokes.
Drink some water and go to bed friend.
>fapping to granny porn after a night out, coming down from speed and vodka
feels awesome being a degenerate
shhh your wife's son might wake up if you start blubbering
Love you too bud. I really do.
I remember the first time I got drunk too
You guys sound like you have real success of marriages there. Hope you don't get a visit from Tyrone one day if you're home earlier than usual from work
all these hostile responses just reminded me of why i love pol
also fuck you guys it's a big bottle
Ive had 10 beers and im still pretty sober
>Kys Faggit
Oh and makers is garbage
Yup and then you're the one ignoring them.
And God forbid I glance at my phone while we're watching one of her shows. But the other way around its totally fine and I shouldn't tell her what not to do
Fuck women
Shut the fuck up faggot
This is now a foot fetish thread
>oz
10 beers is about the same alcohol content as 250mls of whiskey.
love yoyu too OP
MAGA
Who's that Semen Demon?
god she's gorgeous
no arch/10
shit feet desu
I love u too , in totally homoerotic way
>your women act like women so they're fucking niggers on the side
God damn shut the fuck up you virgin. Actual white women think niggers are fucking disgusting.
really? i'm usually pretty lit after a 6pack but can down a whole bottle of whskey in an evening
Sheven bears deep ahmen brother
Lena Dunham, Miss Scotland 2016
>he's an archfag
Can't you appreciate finely pedicured toes?
Love you too fag. Stay safe bro
we'll always be here for you m8
based lightweight
As opposed to fake white women? One of you let your wife pull you around, I thought pol was full of macho men who treat their girls like Arabs
give her a break, she was probably tiered from all the alabama blacksnake during daytime
I didn't realize Ivanka's titties were so supple
OK, I'll bite. Garbage, user? Really? Don't get me wrong, there are much better bourbons, but it's a fine, consistent mid-range whiskey.
loser
die faggot
see you next thread
o-or when i decide to man up and an hero too
Sweet vanilla dreams
He probably offered to take them to Applebees for dinner but his wife is a regular there so they'd find it weird to see her leaving with the same man she brought in
> SHE WILL NEVER KNOW THE FEEL OF FORESKIN
I love you too m8, good night, have a great sleep buddy.
No its an over priced shitty wheater
You would be much getting wl weller which is 8-10 dollars cheaper and much better if you like wheated bourbon
Plus makers mark is owned by Jim beam which isn't American owned anymore
An even better wheater than WL Weller is Larceny from the heaven Hill distillery
$23 A bottle plus they have a $10 back rebate if you send for it currently
10xs better than makers mark
Plus heaven hill is still family owned
Hey, thanks for the recommendations, user. I'm not buying as much whiskey these days as I was a few years ago (and it wasn't typically Maker's then -- usually Eagle Rare, Wild Turkey 101 or Old Grand-Dad, depending on my mood) but I'll look for WL Weller or Larceny next time I'm buying.
Wow you guys are tremendous faggots. Seriously, you're worse than beer snob hipsters
love u op sleep tight
The family-owned bit actually means a lot to me.
ahh man WT101 is what made me love whiskey
I love Old Grand-dad 114 but sadly they just discontinued but the bonded is great stuff too
Me too. I will shill all day for heaven hill and all their products
Everything they produce is gold and reasonably priced
That certain sweetness with the burn. Wild Turkey has a special place in my heart.
Lately, due to various circumstances, mezcal has been my main tipple. A very different beast, but rewarding if you're open-minded and like strong drink.
But after this thread, I think it's going to be bourbon this weekend.
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Love you too OP don't let the bed bugs bite.
>I'm drunk on what is at most a quarter of a fifth of a bottle of whiskey
OP is a faggot and a pussy that can't handle his liquor.
What does Maker's Mark taste like?
Just plain old alcohol?