/ptg/ President Trump General - Get /comfy/ Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Hello.

Please repeal the 1965 immigration act.

MOVEMENT

REAL AWOOOO HOURS

Awoo~.

...

The Dragonballs, Dahnold.

*blocks your path*

Preet is pulling a Sally Yates

Pence brought cupcakes.

I don't have any friends.
But I can still awoo.

IT MIGHT BE HAPPENING

hewillnotdivide.us/

hewillnotdivide.us/

hewillnotdivide.us/

Job growth just right

I always knew he was a piece of shit.

I'm glad he's getting canned. Lets get a real fucking attorney to take Hillary down.

We're about to see a full assault on the deep state perverts.

Who else Nationalist-Libertarianism > Nat Soc ?

Madam _________!

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Isn't he the guy looking into the clinton foundation at the moment

Haha ebin thread fellow centipedes xD , remember to PRAISE KEK :^)

>t. R9K

I fucked your mom, too. Ask me anything.

Convict

This please

Maybe that's why you have no friends?

we're all your friends if you MAGA, user

More of a fascist. Open to monarchism.

Not anymore, he just got shitcanned.

He's not doing his fucking job, and has only ever been used as an attack dog to go after Democrats and banks that went off reservation.

but I'm your friend user

NTNN MARCH 10, 2017

MORNING
>AMERICA BECOMING GREAT
>new jobs numbers
>235,000 new jobs created
>"unemployment" down .1%
>nearly 100,000 manufacturing jobs
>over 50,000 construction jobs
>Spicer says this is "great news"
>NYTimes reports that the WH broke a "rule" where the executive branch can't comment on numbers until 1 hour after release, Spicer waited 22 minutes
>Spicer in press briefing threatens to "make the podium move" in response to question about this rule
>Dem leader (not surprisingly) says this report is due to former President Obama
AFTERNOON
>before press briefing in briefing room, Fox News Radio reporter calls Gateway Pundit reporter "Nazi" and refers to website as "white supremacist" (it's not)
>AG Sessions mulls appointing a special prosecutor to investigate Obama DOJ
>VP Pence hosts Buzz Aldrin in WH "as we work to shape the space policy of our administration."
>AG Sessions tells remaining Obama admin attorneys in DOJ to get bent (resign)
>President Trump invites Palestine president to WH
>pelosi says "I would have been gone by now if [Hillary] had won."
EVENING
>Jake Tapper says "whenever I’m bothering [my son] he says, ‘fake news'"

Why would you do such a thing? Don't you like multiculturism?

*hugs him*

Fag

>looking through posts on kikebook about the SK President getting impeached on being a literal puppet of a cult of extreme feminists
>not a single word about the cult
>it's all "You're time is coming, Drumpf"

wtf guys

You're an american flag user?

At least my president isn't a SJW cuckold

why havent we made this guy into a meme yet?

ji....

Pence brought two batches of cupcakes because of you fat neckbeards eating the first batch.

dumb frogposter i will never be your friend

>Jake Tapper says "whenever I’m bothering [my son] he says, ‘fake news'"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *WEAZE!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Adult Diapers

nobody asked you ahmed

What about me?
Can I be your [spoiler] special friend? [/spoiler]

>Jake tapper found hung in motel room
>Initials "FN" engraved into ceiling above noose

Soon

I don't understand how it took so long. Didn't this scandal erupt like half a year ago?

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This flag bows to no earthly king

stop it dont bully people

t. flag

ok
frogposters are not people

Can someone give me tl;dr about recent and upcoming happenings in the MAGA land?

One more of these non-issues and I think I'm going to snap

The THANK YOU SHAWWWWWWWNN guy turned into a meme before this poo-in-loo

He's already /OurPoo/. What more do you need?

she was pretty much a borderline dictator like her dad, Tbh

kek approves american flag user

so how was your day, Sup Forums?
have your professors injected their political ideologies into their lectures yet today?

R A L L Y
on the 15th

Bitch simply refused to leave
SK had never actually had to remove a president so the process got dragged out until the inevitable

Awoooo~

Same here, but I have /ptg/ and hopefully you

But he's a fat orange nigger

I'd bow to Emperor Trump and only Emperor Trump as an earthly leader.

Although not in the same way I bow before Christ.

Its been annoying
All the articles are just labelling her a conservative whose defeat will help the liberals
Not a crazy feminist occultist
The reporting on this has just been terrible

Cuck

anyone else regret buying fast food today?

i have no cooking skills, family, or money to eat fancy... i guess this is it

mcdonalds and burger king is all i have... should i just give up and die?

We're all comrades for America here norway
/ptg/ is a happy family after all

My philosophy instructor brought up Scott Adams a couple weeks ago.

We captured the flag if you have missed
And as prev reply said TRUMP RALLY soon

Merit based immigration policy when?

Reminder, Steve Bannon is eternally /ourguy/

Not so much that I'd freely let society rot in lieu of "dude weed lmao".

>give up and die
You need to be trying in the first place in order to give up.

>no cooking skills
Your on the internet jesus christ google 15 minute recipes and shit.

great, and yes.

Always nice seeing law school admissions people defending affirmative action.

grocery shopping and cooking for one is a skill you need to acquire user.
It's not easy. It takes planning and foresight to be able to pull it off and not overspend and waste food
Get to it

dude learn to cook
it's not like you need to become a master chef but you should at the very least learn to cook to wean off fast food

all the expat koreans are spamming NYT links too.
nothing about the cults, nothing about how fucked SK is, just " SEE, THESE SLANTS CAN IMPEACH THEIR PRESIDENT, LETS DO THE SAME"

You should include something about weaponized autism discovering the secret location of Shia LeCuck's HWNDU flag and replacing it with MAGA gear.

inquisitr.com/4049267/Sup Forums-trolls-replace-shia-labeoufs-he-will-not-divide-us-flag-with-trump-hat/

This seriously might be one of the funniest/clever things I've ever seen Sup Forums accomplish.

i regret it every time
cooking is an easy thing to learn, especially if you go low carb so you mainly cook meats and eggs and cheese
it's the fucking clean up afterwards that always makes me say "fuck it" and get fast food

Cooking is fun tbqh.

rare poo for you

Official Sup Forums poll

Btw, throwback gif

What?
>schlumpf supporter being illiterate

No I graduated in the early 2000's and we would have thrown a bucket of paint on his car or taken the lugnuts of his back tire if they ever talked shit about white people like they do now.

YOUR GEN IS FUCKING WEAK AND A BUNCH OF PUSSIES

ptg is a nice hangout. Its got continuity. Even if I don't have the energy to shitpost. I can follow along.

watched a talk he gave, he seems pretty clearly competent and he's not a dick

Receiving preferential treatment for business interests from the Chinese government clearly violates the Constitution's Emoluments Clause.

twitter.com/SenSanders/status/840236207888035840

Trump taking credit for Obama’s economy is like someone inheriting millions from his dad and bragging about what a smart businessman he is.

twitter.com/originalgriz/status/839854484675158017

Republicans Should Not Be in Charge of Healthcare Policy

shakesville.com/2017/03/republicans-should-not-be-in-charge-of.html

>Jake Tapper says "whenever I’m bothering [my son] he says, ‘fake news'"
Smells like fake news. I bet Fake Jake made that story up to get sympathy for being called fake news.

>they use cuck as an insult
>if I call them that surely they will be offended
Brock is not sending his best

I'm going to have to update punished trump theory infographic now

Weeb

Order > muh weed.

Libertarian at heart but I'm leaning towards supporting a fascist government because nothing else seems like it will ever work.

Weed>>>>>>Drumpf

8 more years

I had very nice seafood for dinner and energy bars for breakfast and lunch. No regrets.

do go on

Nope

see

yeah, it's weird when you go from "Taxation is theft" to "destroy and root out all communist subversives"

They are so self defeating and stupid about the issue too, they have such a blind hatred for Trump on an irrational level they dont realize Pence would be much worse for them on most issues
>Pence has also somehow become the most popular elected official in government behind the scenes
>A good cop bad cop routine is effectively running the country