Sup Forums what does your ideal woman entail. Give a description and pic if needed.
Mine
>White or at minimum 3/4 white
>5'8" (173ish cm) or shorter to about 5'4" (163ish cm)
>Less than 120 lbs (8.5 Stone or 54 kg)
>Blonde or soft brown hair, red counts
>conservative values
>housewife
>Catholic, Anglican, or Messianic Jew (last one is really pushing it)
>willing to have at least 3 kids minimum
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>Accepting a waifu with sandnigger religious beliefs
Absolutely horrible tastes, user.
Take this cringey shit to r9k
must have vagina and tits and allow me access to them
a soul
>honestly not too concerned with race. Probs not pure black
>5'0"-5'8"
>athletic build, would welcome nice tits and/or ass
>anything except SJW really
>and willing to take a donger up the ass
OUTOUTOUTOUT
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>Sup Forums what does your ideal woman entail
You don't wanna know.
A feminine man with tits, vagina, and reproductive organs he was born with.
Mein nigger.
Ideologically I only ask that she considers and scrutinizes everything based on evidence.
This shouldn't be asking a lot but apparently it is.
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thats a child you sick fuck
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Sandnigger? Where?
I already found her.
I'm 5'11" and she's 6'1", but we make it work.
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>White (slav)
>Height 168 cm
>Weight 59 Kg
>blonde/brown hair
>Conservative values
>Attorney
>Russian Orthodoxy
>4 or more kids
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This
Momma
>Catholic, Anglican, or Messianic Jew (last one is really pushing it)
you fucking dolt. QRISTIANITY IS A SAND NIGGER RELIGION
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>Scandinavian or Finnish (I'm part Scandinavian and part Finnish)
>6 feet
>/fit/
>nice ass (I'm a big guy so her hips must be able to handle it)
>blond & blue eys, of course
>conservative
>Christian
>must be willing to have at least 5 kids
>at least 130 IQ
>virgin before marriage
>all this 3d shit
Get some taste niggers
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But seriously, I don't want either mummy here.
I want that porcelain skinned angel in the back.
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Good taste. I hope you are a Sven and not a fucking Medhi.
FUCK HER! ONLY MUMMY MATTERS!
I'm here my son.
>She exists
>She's not fucking retarded or a consumer whore
>She's a cutie
Starting with the basics, I'll allow it. Nothing too fancy.
The only right answer
Fuck off niggers, there isn't anything major happening right now. This is just to fill in the void for like, 10-20 minutes until the next big thing blows up.
I CAN SEE THAT YOU LOVE MUMMY!
>has a mole
thats it. all i want
Moles are degenerate! Only pure white skin is acceptable!
>short in a cute way
>skinny
>blonde with blue eyes
>glasses
mummy already told you no and to put away your peepee
I'll fuck her tho
What
but mummy you promised! just until the hardness goes away.
I'm a sucker for my gf when she puts on her glasses to read.
My perfect girl is in 2D
Anne is objectively best waifu.
All other waifus are inferior.
>just until the hardness goes away.
so....never?
Newfags don't know the meme.
>tfw no gf
Buy a diamond for her hymen.
I promise the milk will come out this time!
Nigger I've been here for 7 years. I had to take a 2 month break when I hiked across Japan with my gf.
>3/4 white
Sorry user, nothing personal
my perfect girl
mummy...
That 1/4 would be Japanese, like my gf.
Not exactly my taste but I can see it.
What are you doing out of bed?
>married to this guy of all people
Fucking how? What does he have?
>Nigger I've been here for 7 years.
Lie.
Pick one:
>Conservative, wealthy, loyal chunky wife
>SJW, poor, turbo bitch wife but shes slim
Imagine a tranny
Now imagine that tranny as a real woman, but without the mental problems.
>works hard at being attractive
>wants to please a man
>wants to be loved as a woman
>embraces femininity
>rejects feminist dogma
>willing and needing to be a good loyal wife
>not competing with men, but for that one man they love
>doesn't chop off hair
>doesn't get inked
>doesn't have clown hair
>tried very hard to be traditional female in the classical sense
>absolutely loves to suck cock
>would consider bearing children with beloved both a miracle and a blessing
>dresses in a way that is both attractive and self-respectful
>doesn't hate men or the imagined patriarchy
>counts blessings when with a good man
>has own hobbies that are not in conflict with man
>capable of moderate intellectual conversation
>differs to man in all major decisions unless otherwise unable
>supportive of her man
>didn't have everything handed to her
>doesn't use female privileges to exploit or destroy men
>only one calling; to find and faithfully love their one good man
Men are better at being women than women are in this timeline.
>white or "white washed" asian (US born, asian only in appearance)
>ideally anywhere between 5'2" and 5'6" (I'm 6'2")
>ideally anywhere between 18 and 20 (I'm 28)
>naturally slender/high metabolism body type, petite all around, slim but not athletic
>between A and B cup tits
>size 5 or 6 feet
>blonde or light brown hair if white, brown or black hair if asian
>kind hearted, simple, extremely feminine, loves girly things, loves cute things
>completely non-confrontational, borderline timid, soft-spoken and easily rattled
>doesn't use profanity, doesn't say slutty things, doesn't dress or act slutty
>extremely clingy (fuck you, I love this), loves to love and be loved, always happy to see me
>raised christian/catholic, but isn't fanatical about it, won't consider it a big deal if we miss a sunday every now and then
>isn't into politics at all, isn't into current events, ignores basically everything but family and fun with family
>~5'6"ish with a tall father
>anglo, german, or scandinavian/a mix of such
>90-120lbs with a waifish figure yet wiry under enough padding and waist to hip ratio to not be completely fucking useless
>outdoorsy
>freak in bed but ashamed of it
>lapsed catholic or moderately religious
>hazel or blue eyes
>blonde or brown hair
>likes or has a neutral opinion of firearms
>is college educated with a ~30-50k job in their late 20's but wants to raise her children during their formative birth-elementary school years.
Ain't no way she's under 120lbs user.
I think you want a Mennonite waifu.
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8 inch dick, who knows dude?
Sup Forums for almost 3 years, Sup Forums in general for 7.
Option 1. You can always put her on a treadmill.
Are you looking for a fucking Asian Amish or something?
This I need these antics in my life
Good shit m8
Rough approximation
2013 Ellen Page
also a woman who isn't a pussy/submissive
Justin is that you?
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what joke am i missing here
Little lanky for me, but I can see it.
preslesbian Ellen Page was great
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Smart white nationalist qt
2D
goddamn no wonder I love aussies you fuckers are just southerners on a god forsaken deathtrap of an island
>Little lanky for me, but I can see it
I am a tall dude, some women are more like children when they are too short for my taste
I agree with this user.
Traps love being women, which is a big reason why men love them.
If she loves to fight then I'm all in those panties!
>White
>5'10''-6'5'' (im a big guy)
>130-160lb -ish
>Brown hair, hazel/green/blue/light brown eyes
>Conservative
>motherly
>wants children
>my age or younger
The rest of it I don't really give a shit
100% agree with you on that on everything there except the messianic jew part because denying christ means you go to hell
HAHHAHAHA what actual trannies have you met
They have been happily married since 2009.
Holy shit she's an angel. There could never be an ethnic woman anywhere close
This girl with this look is ideal.
>i'm white trash and I'm in trouble/10
still would
rednecks with tunnel web spiders and roving bands of emus
they even have their own breed of niggers they coexist with but they huff gas instead of crack
>tfw besides aussie shitposting I wish for their day of the rope where all those guns buried in the outback are unearthed and used to save australia
That will do it. I'm 6'4" so not too tall, but my gf is just under 5'8"
You have no idea what Messianic means do you?
>tfw no 100% biological vat grown female body with mind of trap gf
born 2 soon
>where all those guns buried in the outback are unearthed and used to save Australia
Who told you about the buried guns m8?
I'm going with Kalista from Xena. Holy shit. Runner ups Angie Everheart, Christina Hendrix and Jennifer Skye from Cleopatra 2525.
Holy shit. Any user wanna guess when I was a horny 15 yr old??
Messianic Jews are Jews that accept Christ as messiah.
underrated
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