/Best Korea TV General/ - Thread #3: WE LOVE FEARLESS LEADER

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Get in here comrades

I missed the Nork war movie
Did they really ice a german shepherd?

Guys is this magic? How are they doing that shit with the string? Round eye imperialists can't even compete

That shit was fucking beautiful. Made me tear up at the end.

korean witchcraft? string theory?

Children's show right now.

I hope a cartoon is next.

Yeah, shit was pretty graphic. They literally shot a German Shepard and then showed it dying.

I missed that part because I've been doing hw. Dammit.

Yes. The North soldiers get ambushed by Americans and they shoot their dog.

Yeah they fucking killed the pupper.

String is the only toy children are allowed.

>gooks just found out about cat's cradle

Can we make Kekism their new religion so they'll play shadilay everyday.

Yeah. Can't believe they actually did that shit. But it's Asia

Schedule

It was a Juche agitprop ballet. It was pretty cool.

KOREA STRONG
LOOK AT THESE UNMANNED DIRT FACTORY

>15 minute law enforcement show
oh shit, the norks have their own version of COPS

they play sports in Best Korea? Ping Pong is a Sport?

north gooks are honorary aryans

CAT sells them mining trucks? What the fuck USA?

Autobots hiding from Shia.

is it weird i kinda wanna watch it?
i like war movies, even better if they're actually shooting people

it is 6pm pyongyang time now

LAW ENFORCEMENT SHOW

>Sup Forums watches COPS on next

Pyongyang Vice, you faggots! Get in!

How can westerners even compete?

It's not weird. You're just curious and want to know what missed out. You're fine, user

its 4 in the morning and im watching North Korean tv what am I doing with my life

just noticed
>16 hours of dead air
they only produce primetime tv?

Sweden gave them cars too.
It was good. It had the whole "power of the collective will win" theme to it.

I have the Classic Arts Showcase link for any interested

cds.d3r6a3c9.hwcdn.net/live/smil:CAS.smil/Manifest

The stream seems really jumpy and unstable at times but smooth at others

knowing the norks, It's probably more like "this person put a picture of our dear leader on the floor, he will now be executed"

no, i wanna watch Pyongyang Great Leader's COPS

>law enforcement show

>Today, we capture the state criminal that messed up her harp playing a few moments ago

I do too but if you're bored after, check it out

kek

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"Strum her up boys"

you're all watching this show about farming and mining, right?
i dont wanna miss out on COPS

And I fucking missed it. Dammit.

And I missed the dog being shot. I hope they at least cooked and ate him afterward.

Fuck this is gonna be entertaining, im getting a drink

>they put her in Un's rape chamber

they're enforcing farming law maybe?

Anyone see the law enforcement show last night? how was it?

Yeah, the narrator was brilliantly enthusiastic about rocks on a conveyor belt about 5 minutes ago.

>show about farming and mining
I miss times when Discovery network aired actual documentaries ;/
Fucking Oprah.

Illegal to be a NEET in North Korea

Anyone got srt file for this?

These peoples' lives look like they suck.

DEAR LEADER PRODUCES BEST LAND
DEAR LEADER EDITING SKILLS ARE BEST IN WORLD

Well they work on a barren farm during a famine. The guy probably had to eat his children.

DEAR LEADER BLESSES LAND
DEAR LEADER HELPS HIS PEOPLE PRODUCE STRONG FERTILE LAND

Is prosperous land of hope and glory.

Just got here. What did I miss?

look, all the live piglets in all of DEAR LEADER's land in one picture

>nork farm animals are unironically better kept than western ones

Or he ate his neighbor's children
>you will never eat a NK qt 3.14
Why even live?

A dog get shot and a beautiful music video.

Nork MASH

they legit shot a dog and filmed it die
now is farming show
soon is "Law Enforcement Show"

Dogs getting shot. Not even kidding

gooks capped a dog

That sounds really sad.

youtube.com/user/uriminzokkiri/videos

somebody been uploading NK shit and they even have their own anime lol

Patriotic children playing with string
Glorious productivity in rock mine
Dear leader blessed farming activity

Now for music

LAW ENFORCEMENT SHOW

Nork TV is 90% music

Pure DPRKino

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that was it. they were talking about farming procedures and such

what are some other good ip tv channels

SING ALONG

FOR DEAR LEADER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> i only watch real anime

so does that mean Military show is on next?

Get with the program comrade

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Does your country as a whole even have enough bandwidth to stream ip tv?

Whatever comes on at 6:15.

>5

WOH WHO

NKPOP

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This doesn't sound like a military show intro...

>He doesn't know about Squirrel and Hedgehog

I got to go to bed. Good night, comrades

korean dirt farm for dear leader checking in

10/10 landscapes though, seriously.

Not gonna lie, senpai. That last video was aesthetic af

WOW, LOOK AT THAT PAINTING

they must get great stars at night because of the no electricity thing

How long have you all been watching NKTV?
I just jumped in.

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>North Korean theme parks

>NoKor sitcom
>literally satirizing famine

I was just thinking the same thing. It looks kinda like the British countryside....but with mountains, and probably even more dead people buried in it.

Not as nice as the lake district though.

MILITARY

MILITARY SHOW


more nork MASH soon