Just found this in a bush in the garden

Just found this in a bush in the garden
What did Kek mean by this?

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you are blessed mate.

keep digging

time stamp it

Clean it and put it in the best place of your house.

you are the chosen one

you will play an important role n the 2020 election

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By touching this ancient kek relic, you have been given a powerful gift.

I can't believe you're actually moving it with your hands you mad bastard, what manner of chaos have you just unleashed upon us all you stupid irresponsible heretic.

thanks

open it via downward thrust toward asphalt

The global conflagration is imminent, thanks to fucking big hands Nigel.

" Im not going to let some local mumbo jumbo superstition stand in the way of prgress, Im building my new swimming pool/mall/road on the site of this ancinet frog burial ground anyway"

Two weeks later, OP was found dead.

I was dating a chick that was into voodoo stuff

she said her spirits were upset by the frog in my aura

I shat bricks

here is my piggy bank, or more like keky bank.

I have it since i was 5 y/o, didnt know kek was with me all this time

Looks more like a toad

if double digits, you have to eat it and become one with kek

Build a shrine in your house.

youtube.com/watch?v=xUBBG1TI4R0
that was my favorite song when i was 6

Kek has spoken.

She was bad joojoo my friend, the might spirit of kek was protecting you. Kek knew that she was not good enough to be your waifu, and thus used to mystical powers to scare her away.

kek has spoken

Seriously Nige, you have to act fast, build a shrine and apologise or we're all fucked, even New Zealand.

>Just found this in a bush in the garden
>What did Kek mean by this?
Kek has been caputured by the Bush family, anti-globalism is cancelled.

DO

IT

Kek is here

goosebumps

You better get over to /x/ and get some advice

Sacrifice it to Moloch!

jerk off

Dr.Strange teir artifact. What's its power Sup Forums?

This.
Moloch will be pleased.

Put your cock in it.

never

anyone else here started raising tadpoles?

You should get some paint and restore it to its former glory, then use it as the centerpiece of an altar/shrine.

No we're not THAT autistic

That's your answer to everything

>Sup Forums
>not autistic
Pick one.

Don't listen to the dirty Italian.

Praise kek, listen to him and strike down his foes with your poopoo and peepee.

There's nothing autistic about having pets
Owning a fish isn't autistic

>" Im not going to let some local mumbo jumbo superstition stand in the way of prgress, Im building my new swimming pool/mall/road on the site of this ancinet frog burial ground anyway"
Or a pipeline.

Fuck off Poo Peeland.

All the doubles on this thread so far

Forgot this one

Yes, are toads close enough? I stock my ponds most springs with toad tadpoles from a neighbors in ground pool cover

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Welp theres my answer. Praise kek!

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Bring inside and worship.

Oh my, praise him

Turns out I have a secret frog statue in my yard too. I wonder if we all do? Is it all the Son's of Kek?

saw this the other day while out walking.

sorry I'm retarded

I fucking hate the way Europe writes the date. MONTH FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS!

You must become the pope of Kekism, user.

build the shrine and find the prophet.

I like it because it goes from smallest unit to largest. But the north American way makes sense because of how a spoken date works.

dankest frog bridge here in willamantic CT

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What are they protecting?

stop worshipping retarded frogs

Imagine what you would find if you were Danish

kek wants you to go to the Police and ask them to take you to a mental institution

Praise kek infidels

probably just some old lady.
a lot of old folk live round here

Ill break in later and take some pics

>888
consider that a warning, shitlord

Join The Club guys.
Found this little dude a week before The Election.
Maybe you finding that means Geert & Le Pen Will Win.

The only kek related thing I own. Praise him

take cool pictures with it for my kek folder

op must deliver

I kek'd

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What the fuck, this satanic, and it looks like that fucking alien or devil people meme

maybe ill give this guy's dungarees a paint job.
any ideas?

kiko e kika
kek

kxk

fuck off medpack

There's either a note, gold or dust inside.
OR flesh eating beetles

In legends it's said that it can destroy mountains but in history they say it can be used like a radio to Pepe himself. But whatever it is it shan't be taken lightly -Hitler, 1941

shadilay!

I'm pretty sure that OP made it and is pretending he found it.
Probably to show off his artistic skills without welcoming negative feedback.

Keep digging! Who knows what that is a marker for. Godspeed OP

that is truly the stuff of nightmares

0:41-BIG DICKS
0:43-is it the time for the sacrifice? WOK WOK

You have unraveled a sacred item of Kek. Put it back before it's too late!

Digits confirm!
PRAISE KEK!!!