Just found this in a bush in the garden
What did Kek mean by this?
Just found this in a bush in the garden
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you are blessed mate.
keep digging
time stamp it
Clean it and put it in the best place of your house.
you are the chosen one
you will play an important role n the 2020 election
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By touching this ancient kek relic, you have been given a powerful gift.
I can't believe you're actually moving it with your hands you mad bastard, what manner of chaos have you just unleashed upon us all you stupid irresponsible heretic.
thanks
open it via downward thrust toward asphalt
The global conflagration is imminent, thanks to fucking big hands Nigel.
" Im not going to let some local mumbo jumbo superstition stand in the way of prgress, Im building my new swimming pool/mall/road on the site of this ancinet frog burial ground anyway"
Two weeks later, OP was found dead.
I was dating a chick that was into voodoo stuff
she said her spirits were upset by the frog in my aura
I shat bricks
here is my piggy bank, or more like keky bank.
I have it since i was 5 y/o, didnt know kek was with me all this time
Looks more like a toad
if double digits, you have to eat it and become one with kek
Build a shrine in your house.
youtube.com
that was my favorite song when i was 6
Kek has spoken.
She was bad joojoo my friend, the might spirit of kek was protecting you. Kek knew that she was not good enough to be your waifu, and thus used to mystical powers to scare her away.
kek has spoken
Seriously Nige, you have to act fast, build a shrine and apologise or we're all fucked, even New Zealand.
>Just found this in a bush in the garden
>What did Kek mean by this?
Kek has been caputured by the Bush family, anti-globalism is cancelled.
DO
IT
Kek is here
goosebumps
You better get over to /x/ and get some advice
Sacrifice it to Moloch!
jerk off
Dr.Strange teir artifact. What's its power Sup Forums?
This.
Moloch will be pleased.
Put your cock in it.
never
anyone else here started raising tadpoles?
You should get some paint and restore it to its former glory, then use it as the centerpiece of an altar/shrine.
No we're not THAT autistic
That's your answer to everything
>Sup Forums
>not autistic
Pick one.
Don't listen to the dirty Italian.
Praise kek, listen to him and strike down his foes with your poopoo and peepee.
There's nothing autistic about having pets
Owning a fish isn't autistic
>" Im not going to let some local mumbo jumbo superstition stand in the way of prgress, Im building my new swimming pool/mall/road on the site of this ancinet frog burial ground anyway"
Or a pipeline.
Fuck off Poo Peeland.
All the doubles on this thread so far
Forgot this one
Yes, are toads close enough? I stock my ponds most springs with toad tadpoles from a neighbors in ground pool cover
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Welp theres my answer. Praise kek!
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Bring inside and worship.
Oh my, praise him
Turns out I have a secret frog statue in my yard too. I wonder if we all do? Is it all the Son's of Kek?
saw this the other day while out walking.
sorry I'm retarded
I fucking hate the way Europe writes the date. MONTH FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS!
You must become the pope of Kekism, user.
build the shrine and find the prophet.
I like it because it goes from smallest unit to largest. But the north American way makes sense because of how a spoken date works.
dankest frog bridge here in willamantic CT
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What are they protecting?
stop worshipping retarded frogs
Imagine what you would find if you were Danish
kek wants you to go to the Police and ask them to take you to a mental institution
Praise kek infidels
probably just some old lady.
a lot of old folk live round here
Ill break in later and take some pics
>888
consider that a warning, shitlord
Join The Club guys.
Found this little dude a week before The Election.
Maybe you finding that means Geert & Le Pen Will Win.
The only kek related thing I own. Praise him
take cool pictures with it for my kek folder
op must deliver
I kek'd
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What the fuck, this satanic, and it looks like that fucking alien or devil people meme
maybe ill give this guy's dungarees a paint job.
any ideas?
kiko e kika
kek
kxk
fuck off medpack
There's either a note, gold or dust inside.
OR flesh eating beetles
In legends it's said that it can destroy mountains but in history they say it can be used like a radio to Pepe himself. But whatever it is it shan't be taken lightly -Hitler, 1941
shadilay!
I'm pretty sure that OP made it and is pretending he found it.
Probably to show off his artistic skills without welcoming negative feedback.
Keep digging! Who knows what that is a marker for. Godspeed OP
that is truly the stuff of nightmares
0:41-BIG DICKS
0:43-is it the time for the sacrifice? WOK WOK
You have unraveled a sacred item of Kek. Put it back before it's too late!
Digits confirm!
PRAISE KEK!!!