Éire/pol/ - Night before mass edition

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>Archbishop of Tuam calls for an examination of the role of the Church and State in the running of mother and baby homes
rte.ie/news/2017/0309/858418-mother-and-baby-homes/

>Adams and kenny impatient over brexit
rte.ie/news/2017/0311/858944-adams/

>Anti prosperity alliance now "solidarity"
rte.ie/news/2017/0310/858695-anti-austerity-alliance-name-change-solidarity/

>Limerick pollution protest
thejournal.ie/limerick-incinerator-protest-3283033-Mar2017/

>'He's a sexual predator': John Halligan on Trump
thejournal.ie/halligan-trump-3282781-Mar2017/

>Plastics pollute Patrick's parade
thejournal.ie/gay-veteran-st-patricks-day-3282590-Mar2017/

>And you thought the Irish army couldn't get any more gay?
thejournal.ie/defence-forces-a-new-dawn-game-3281091-Mar2017/

>Ireland to end the wage gap
independent.ie/irish-news/news/ireland-set-to-introduce-measures-to-close-the-gender-pay-gap-35516983.html

>Man who cried "rape" jailed
independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-22-who-falsely-claimed-he-was-raped-is-jailed-for-10-months-35516492.html

>Sure he's probably a pedosexual, leave him off!
independent.ie/irish-news/arrest-over-attempt-to-abduct-toddler-in-busy-supermarket-35514823.html

>Bishops want baby burial sites marked properly
independent.ie/irish-news/mother-and-baby-homes-probe-under-pressure-to-test-for-further-remains-35514866.html

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Bees are protestant

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youtube.com/watch?v=2I0XR1RzVRQ
Shtick it in a pan!

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Apologies for the fags desecrating St Patrick's parade, if digits pic related happens in the middle of the parade route

Makes sense, bees are cunts imo

Still wondering if someone can edit this with a star of david, also how well do you think this rebranding of the worst party around will work out?

>bees are cunts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wtf was that?!

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Wasps are cunts, Bees are protestant

No wasps are Jews
>blend in with the winged Goyim
>stab at you for no reason

I don't think thing are going to be much better here.

St Patrick's day is only meme tier in Dublin right? Everywhere else they take it right and serious correct?

Wish the Irish government would take the military seriously for once and invest in it because it's pretty fucked when you need your former conquers to protect you.

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Pretty much yes.

What's a St Patrick's day celebration like over there anyway?

Also I just saw that article about the army, does this mean they used govt money to make a FUCKING VIDEOGAME about the military as opposed to using the money to buy cool shit like pic related?!

patricks day here is shit, only good thing is you can get pissed with your mates which I intend to do.

Yes. In Northern Ireland we climb the mountain of slemish the one that St Patrick worked on none of that cringe in America or Dublin its more of a religious thing but it draws quite the crowd.

I was wondering how it's celebrated like in That's wonderful! I'm a Catholic myself, and I really don't like how we "celebrate" St. Patrick's day.
His memory deserves to be celebrated in a manner similar to the way you described as opposed to the drunken deubachery we have over here, on the magic day where even niggers are considered Irish
(I shit you not that actually happens)

With the current budget I don't think the defence force could even afford the jets in that pic. it's mostly squandered on useless shit or just spread out to all the branches of the military so in the end none of them really have much money for any of their needs.

Honestly, you guys should really build up your military,
I Unironically believe that Britain will collapse due to internal strife within our lifetimes thanks in large part to The diversity which gives them strength.
If Ireland can turn itself around now, and build up a strong military you could easily invade a weakened Britain, remove Kebab, and have your way with what ever English Women remain.
As an Added bonus, expanding your military would create jobs

The rebranding won't work for the same reason no new party's get anywhere everybody votes for who their parents told them to vote for which are usually FF and FG but hopefully NP can somehow break the cycle.

Just Parades, drinking and other events.

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>Wanting to have your way with English women
You've clearly never been here

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Could somebody with photoshop skills make a UUP ball?

Britain collapsing might force the Irish government to actually fund the military since they most likely would no longer be protecting us but unfortunately Ireland is for some reason very anti war and would probably disregard any advantages of a larger military.

What's the craic lads?

Just praising kek

youtube.com/watch?v=TGeYLm19Ny8

>That tilt after the punchline
>The doubling down
>The gasps from the audience

>le kek worship xD
Fuck off you underage gimp, would love to put your face through a windshield you utter embarrassment

It's kinda fucked up that the repeal the 8th Libtards are the ones who are using this Baby septic tank thing to beat the Church with.

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>namecunt
Nah

Those godless scum would use anything to shit on the church and distract everyone from their degeneracy and non existent morals.

I went to the St Patrick's day parade in Dublin last year

I shlapped some swarthy lad who vomited on the O'Connell monument and I'd probably do it again tbqh

>A black cat, a grey cat, they're both the same in the dark
t. Benjamin Franklin, resident sexual deviant
If Britain wasn't defending you do you think anyone would attack Ireland?

Why don't you support the unification of the British isles, lads?

Why do you support what the Irish establishment want?

Everyone on Sup Forums is anti-establishment except you guys, sad!

>implying the Irish establishment want to change anything and aren't merely puppets of brussels and westminster
you know nothing of politics here

>Enda Kenny backs charging UK for EU divorce
Ah, yes, clearly a puppet of Westminster.

You guys are moving closer to the EU and away from your ethnic and cultural brothers, sad!

brussels takes precedence for our pathetic govt which is why I mentioned both, but I assure you the free state loves you secretly.

Fuck the UK and the EU!
This is the only union we need and want.

Nobody would invade Ireland no other country actually has a grudge against us and their isn't much in the way of natural resources here plus the IRA would probably appear and make it very difficult to hold onto control of the place.

What happened to Brit/pol/?

Despite the reverse more likely happening, ya english poof.

This and others like it

Our government pretends we're neutral, they need to stop pretending to allow us to increase the budget and actually modernize it. We rely on royal airforce for our protection, how pathetic.

It is pathetic, not to be a dick but your military looks weak af senpai
I'd be willing to bet pic related could take on the whole Irish military

You need a large population and a large economy to tell other countries to fuck off.

Ireland in the UK would be able to, but in its current form, even with Northern Ireland, it couldn't even tell Poland to fuck off. Poland could conquer Ireland if no other country intervened.

The British isles should be a single country, you know it makes sense. Irish separatism was originally a left-wing movement, I don't know why you guys support it.

our Army, especially infantry training as low as the budget is, is far longer and rougher than yours. You have it easy.

>reddit spacing
Aye right fuck off jackeen, come back when you're finished your junior cert

>being part of the country that pioneered shitskin importation
I wonder who could be behind this?

Good lad

>Poland could conquer Ireland
>the British Empire lost it
Really makes me think

You want to bet?

I doubt the Polish will care about civilian casualties

We could have kept it easily, sure, but keeping Ireland just wasn't worth autists killing innocent people. Sometimes it's easier to just let the autists have what they want.

>Sometimes it's easier to let the artists have what they want
Is that why Northern Ireland exsists then?

You literally killed innocent people all the time though

Swissbuachail why are you so obsessed with namefagging. Gon fuck off with that shite, i stuck up for you when you left for those few months, fucksake

They haven't gone away you know?
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>Swissbuachill
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>left for those few months
What? When did that happen?

You're a shite liar. Just think about what I've said lad, you'd be dead on if you stopped namefagging at every opportunity

I'll stop, but I don't know what your talking about with me leaving for a few months
>also
Swissbuachill, what does that mean?

Even knows that you eejit
Shite liar

Saying the British isles should be the one country is like saying Europe should be the one country it could be but everyone hates each other and is culturally and ethnically different plus England had their chance but they went full autist when Ireland wouldn't convert to Presbyterianism and genocided the place which also explains the low population.

correct answer

>low population
Why hasn't Ireland been able to recover its lost population? Is it because the population of the north is discounted?

Because people are still fucking leaving the country

no

The whole island population currently is 6,400,000 but in 1840 it was coming to 10,000,000 but then the famine hit and the population dropped then continued to drop until the 60s when it started to go up again and Ireland now has the highest birth rate in Europe so the country is recovering but the damage has still been done unfortunately thanks to England which is another reason why Ireland hates them.

So what do people think of taking Tyrone, Armagh, Derry and Fermanagh and all the triggered unionists get to cloister themselves east of the Bann?

I wouldn't mind that but all the loyalists in places like Portadown and Markethill would start spurging the fuck out

Take it all.

No! we most take the whole thing and expel the invaders from the Celtic stronghold of Ulster so that the nation of Ireland can be complete their must be no compromise.

Alright lads, hope yer all well.
>this sticky

Its to bad they don't get to use any of that training they seem to spend most of their time stopping nogs from killing each other.

So things seem all quiet on the NP front any news from them?

Probably down the pub sneaking pints.
What's there to do on a Saturday night?

Welcome to North Armagh

wow very good sven we're gonna put that up on the fridge so everyone cans see!

Me on the left.
I have been to Armagh, wasn't impressed.

Depends on what part u go to

I know that starting a new party is a pretty big task more so in Ireland because of the apolitical stance of people but NP should really be out there promoting themselves and attempting to get RTE to spurge out and give them a platform.

Armagh never disappoints.

It's hard going. Especially in Dublin.
And you're right, most Irish people just don't care.
JSA is going up 5 quid lads.

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Will ye stop graffiti the place.
Pic related, because it's the way we're heading.

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That would look grand on the mantelpiece.
There's not much happening in Ireland.
I blame the nice weather and it's mid term and Paddys weekend.

Going to post the papers, post the papers.

I'm not even going to.

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And the Southern equivalent.

Folowed by.

Do you think if Ireland had more extreme high energy party's and I mean actual national socialism like golden dawn in Greece to break the mold of boring politics would people become more interested and get involved more?

I wonder where the lads are.
Youse are on drugs.drink/vidya

It would take amajor catastrophe for us to swing far right as a nation.