Anyone who posts on Sup Forums has had their device(s) compromised by a network of various intelligence agencies. The majority of worldwide internet traffic is intercepted by NSA, GCHQ and several other alphabet agencies across the globe long before it reaches its destination. Everything you say or do is being logged and monitored automatically. If you post here, filthy, advanced and practically undetectable vulnerabilities are already being exploited to compromise your machines continuously without your knowledge. You might be able to throw them off your trail with a proxy, VPN, VPS or another form obfuscation, for a while. You might be able to nullify their malware, viruses, keyloggers and other exploits with a VM, temporarily. But only those who truly know what they're doing---and I've no doubt there are many more than several of those individuals here---have any chance of evading (((them))).
To those individuals I'd like to ask the following question: How can low level plebs like myself and millions of others like me protect ourselves against state level actors and similar adversaries when we post here and elsewhere?
Not really concerned about people knowing that I spend hours a day shitposting on a Pakistani kite hobbyist message board.
Jace Brooks
install TAILS don't pay here
Nolan Bennett
Some COINTEL homo should break procedure and red pill us as to their activities and various truths.
DO IT FAGGOTS.
Bentley Flores
> duh what is snowden and wikileaks
Gavin White
make eye contact with your camera when you're whacking it, it makes them uncomfortable
Nathan Richardson
compromise my gay asshole
Easton Ross
get out of town!
did you invent a time machine to go back to 2011 or do you like stale news?
Andrew Jackson
Sup Forums likes to LARP about how important people who post on Sup Forums are. Why is the CIA interested in what kind of trap porn all you faggots masturbate to
Hudson Martin
only means none of us can do legit politic that can annoying the DeepUS state, or you will get black mailed, if the need arise.
Tyler Ramirez
post your age, sex, location.
Ethan Gomez
Ever heard of Eglin Air Force Base?
It's basically an entire base of military shitposters. Eglin was that other site's most addicted city for a long time before they started using proxies.
90% of the democrat/republican stuff you see is simply government astroturfing. 99% of the users are red pilled and woke.
One of the last illusions to drop before we get it together is that we're not all on the same page already.
Ayden Hill
They watch everyone. Why worry?
Owen Butler
Why I just so happen to be one of these individuals. You are absolutely right, many intelligence agencies are watching us right NOW, there is one little man in front of a computer screen reading this as I type.
In order to avoid them, you must do the following: a) Put tape in front of your webcam, or a photo that can fool the intelligence agencies b) Always browse Sup Forums while in incognito mode c) Make sure your password is safe and has numbers in it d) Use your mouse with your left hand, always
If you do that you become virtually impossible to detect.
Mason Mitchell
So? What does it matter? They can't release that info, they can't use it against you. I would only be worried if i was an agitator of some sorts. All that you have done is cucked yourself out of a government job, but i even doubt that seeing how tech illiterate most governments are/seem to be.
This is a pointless paranoia, nothing productive come out of worrying about it or knowing about it. You have no where to run no where to hide.
Also believe me when nobody gives a fuck about you or your life.
Luis Walker
oh
Jonathan Brooks
this pop up when I was on Sup Forums what should I do?
Connor Ramirez
you've been compromised by what you typed?
was it taht bad?
nah, in this country we have free speech and I stand by what I've written, drunk and sober, come at me
Thomas Morris
NSA is here
post filth
Thomas Morgan
you get lost in the noise
Caleb Parker
A/S/L nsa baby
Isaac James
Neither the kikes have been watching since the 90s big deal
Jacob Wilson
scared of free speech lad?
hentai folder getting abit weird?
James Jenkins
Well fuck, good thing i don't care.
Anthony Reed
Incognito mode NSA won't catch me
Chase Evans
That's always the case, and we are but simple farmers tending our memes.
Parker Perry
Fuck (('em))
Elijah Wright
I just assume I'm being monitored by both sides.
Kayden Howard
We outnumber the NSA. They can't track all of us.
Gabriel Butler
Wot?
Owen Thomas
Not really concerned about them watching me on pakistani furniture upholstery forum. Most of OP's claims are super vague and some of them are contradictory. At this point the government is already recording pretty much all the traffic on the internet in the US. The biggest limiting factor right now is that they have so much SIGINT data that they can't efficiently process it. It is just wayyyyyyy too much to search through and use. So unless you are under active investigation and they specifically target you it is very unlikely you will end up being subjected to further scrutiny.
Once they develop a pseudo AI + threat recognition and rating software that can actively process this information we are truly fucked though.
Ryan Watson
>Th-th-th-they don't have enough lawyers to prosecute all of us
Army of A.I. prosecutors ready to go bros
Connor Ross
Underrated
John Cook
I don't actually care.
I mean I do, sure. But I've been a patriot and posted consistently against the Trump regime and their traitorous actions. Nothing to hide there.
Elijah Johnson
OH SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO FIND MY BOG FOLDER GIVE ME ONE LAST RUN DOWN, HURRY!!!!!
Austin Diaz
No it isn't. I have seen that same joke from like 4 different people on facebook.
Blake Phillips
>Once they develop a pseudo AI + threat recognition and rating software that can actively process this information we are truly fucked though. They already have this, but our shitposting is throwing them off. They look for key terms, but we use that shit so freely that it renders their technology useless. They have to manually surveil this site.
That is why they hate our dank memes. They are a literal virus that evolves faster then they can create a system to control it.
Blake Fisher
This. Also pick your nose a lot. >tfw shoving 2d20 up my ass on March15 just in case
Wyatt Wood
at this point im just trying to get on as many lists as possible. if everyone is on every list all the lists become useless.
Christian Nelson
>Having and expressing strong opinion >On something you clearly don't understand
>Disgusting
Zachary Gutierrez
Also finish on your camera and whisper "dirty sissy slut" into the mic
Grayson Martin
also i un-ironnically speak to my phone with words that would get picked up by their monitoring thing and then complain about my problems.
>tfw using CIA as your psychiatrist
John Diaz
I understand it just fine faggot. Snowden said it himself that they have more data than they can efficiently process. But please, enlighten me. What is it that I don't know.
my life is worthless so if any fucking spook wants to come after me go ahead, I got machetes, tin roof and dirt floors, what can you possibly take from me in this third world shithole?
Noah Thomas
Tape your cameras talk shit into mics profit???
Angel Roberts
yes, and a good way of knowing that they are listening is taking a photo with your phone with gps turned off, but when you take the photo you can see that the gps icon lights up for a second when you make the picture.
Mason Walker
tor exit nodes have been up the duff for ages
Lincoln Lee
Our lord and savior Julian assange will tear((them))intoathousandpiecesandscatterthemintothewind.
Mason Rogers
GPS takes a bit of time to resolve position when first activated.
It would be interesting to monitor the phone's power draw during all this.
The GPS module can take quite a bit when it's resolving. Though it can be expedited with stored and network data.
Parker Peterson
>mfw CIA intern >first day on the job >assigned to secret operation >supervisor showing me around the office >"Great, so where will I be working sir?" >he points to a dimly lit corner of the office where a closet door is >he opens the door and ushers me in >"Do some good work kiddo!" >pats me on the back and laughs, everyone outside is smirking >inside the small room are a couple of old dell computers with CRT monitors >a disheveled man is sleeping in front if one >empty bottle of booze next to him >another man is smoking a cigarette and talking on the phone while scrolling his mouse >see what hes looking at on the screen >some internet forum with lots of cartoon pornographic images and african american penises >he notices me >"Uh i'll call ya back babe.." >"H-Hi im the intern" >"Yea, go over these files, its their codewords, also study this" >Hands me a huge stack of papers and a book on ancient Egyptian gods >Papers are full of complete gibberish like "C U C K" "WE WUZ KANGZ" "(((THEM)))"
What did i sign up for
Carson Allen
If you voted right wing in the U.S. your name age a dress and phone number were leaked to the internet like it was yellow pages.
Try googling yourself.
The websites who did this are literally owned by the same Jew.
Ian Robinson
Tbh I don't care. Since I'm ironic anyways
Ayden White
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Henry Sanchez
They don't only know that, they've likely also infected all of your devices, logged all your keystrokes, bypassed all your encryption, infected all of your contacts and done the exact same to all of them as well.
TAILS forces all connection through TOR or I2P, most of those exit nodes are blocked here and elsewhere. What further measures do you suggest?
No thank you, degenerate scum.
Stale or not, from the majority of your responses at the time of writing this you either didn't understand the implications of earlier revelations, are competent enough to secure your machines, or (stupidly) just don't give a flying fuck. Which is it?
I'm so very glad you asked. Individually, they're mostly not. Collectively, however, the data on all of us combined is incredibly useful to (((them))). You don't understand why, do you? Let me give you the most basic gestalt: the more information they have on a predominantly anonymous collective of individuals enables them to better understand, manipulate and control said collective; especially if that collective does not have access to the raw data themselves and remain largely unknown to one another. We can guess. We can even analyse as best we can and draw somewhat accurate conclusions. They KNOW. They know everything almost every single fucking one of you have done online for years. We upset them more than we ever have before with Trump and Brexit. They underestimated us, grossly. Their gloves are now off. Watch your fucking backs. All of you.
Don't be fucking stupid.
Nolan Diaz
not shitposting on Sup Forums with an airgapped pc
Joshua Collins
That pretty good...
Christian Lee
Evan McMullin pls go.
Colton Flores
Good. At least someone is out there knows I exist
Liam Cooper
man if my shitposting would get my arrest or thrown to jail or even killed i would be proud as fuck, at least i did something in this world that some one noticed me enough to do something against me.
David Jenkins
Do you realize that your image is a large collection of unconnected items? Sure you have roger stone to trump, then a trump to epistien, then you magically go to Rothschilds. Where is the pedo connection exactly? How does roger stone play into any of this? How can you show Trump was not just playing the part of businessman and keeping his friends who are in power?
Matthew Russell
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Juan Gray
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Nathan Gutierrez
Top analysis user - it's like we're a hive-mind, but we are inadvertently providing data that can be processed to form a general profile.
It's probably obvious to most, but I expect the divide and rule tactic will increasingly come into play on this board.
Sebastian Torres
lol i don't give a fuck I have no friends or shit for them to fuck with they'll end up having spending millions of dollars trying to search through my 20tb porn folder
I even have a Sup Forums plugin that gives you the state, county, and town I live in. Come and get me CIA niggers.
Angel Foster
Kek knows you bro, he's always listening if you need a buddy
Joseph Rivera
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Nicholas Foster
Seriously tho
Grayson Fisher
>20tb porn folder what the fuck is wrong with you
Luis Carter
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Angel Campbell
i was raped when I was 8 and I've been jacking off non-stop since then
Liam Allen
dear intelligence agencies please quit slowing my puter down with all this monitoring. I can tell. and I can't let any juicy stuff out till speed improves.
Bentley Reed
Do the math.
If you aren't standing out - be it by incompetence or competence -, chances are you'll never be bothered.
It's impossible to filter through the ridicoulus amounts of data that are generated with every second thats passing. Even if it were possible to completely analyze all the data, there wouldn't be enough manpower avaible to push through with it.
Benjamin Bailey
indian scammer
Jaxon Harris
hit cancel. duh
Chase Baker
>not hoarding insane amounts of obscure pornography for the closing of internet
my plan is to open a porn shop then and only sell vanilla stuff there and then add more and more obscure stuff in the lineup when customers get bored of the vanilla stuff but mark up the obscure stuff heavily.
Carson Diaz
And why would I care if some CIA/NSA beta faggot reads what I post here?
Logan Gray
>They don't only know that, they've likely also infected all of your devices, logged all your keystrokes, bypassed all your encryption, infected all of your contacts and done the exact same to all of them as well. I doubt it user, even if they did, I don't give a shit. I do nothing illegal
Tyler Nguyen
c-can you post some obscure stuff
Caleb Myers
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Matthew Stewart
** At most you have a really hard time getting into political/economic spheres. But well, thats (((their))) tiniest problem.
(((They))) fear talented puppetmaster and social engineers the most. (((They))) can't stand competition.
Anthony Bennett
no, i have the old limewire database, it's a goldmine and i am going to use it on a site i am working on
Robert Hall
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Nathan Hughes
Why do you give a shit?
Regardless of how you "hide" your self, they can see it. You carry monitoring device with you at all times...oh...you refuse to use cellular devices because the gummit watches you with it? Everyone around you uses the device and you are still monitored regardless.
It only stops being fun when they actually kill you.
Asher Hill
whats on the old limewire? I can't remember a thing about it, only that it gave my computer aids
Jaxon Torres
omg, every time from now on!
Sebastian Carter
use only the exe files from that database for media files because those extensions use exclusive limewire/kazaa/bearshare technology to save potential yottabytes of space
Camden Hughes
Was it dad?
Jason Reyes
move to a shithole like mine.
Joshua Nguyen
I wonder if they make fun of trump's porn preferences and if his O face will ever get leaked
Nathan Moore
I don't even give a fuck. If they want to spy on me while I watch trap porn that would be their prerogative.
Life's too short to worry about that shit anyway. Although, I hope whoever is watching me is a cute intern or something.
Regardless, the more lists I'm on, the more likely I'll live forever in some database and be called on whenever they make it into a super AI.
I'm building a monument here, a monument of metadata with my shitposts.
Ian Martin
its really easy, you don't need a proxy or TOR or a VPN.
just use HTTPS://Sup Forums.org and modify your web browser settings to always use TLS.
Nicholas Myers
That's part of the beauty of being American -- if some spooks want to come black-bag me, I can just shoot them and post pics of it on Sup Forums.
Stay cucked, Europlebs.
Nathan Gonzalez
no but he was a cunt anyway it was some older kid that didn't fully understand sex either so he peed all over me instead of cumming
