Brit/pol/ - Leggy Maitlis Edition

>Sturgeon Sets Out Possible Dates for Referendum
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39255181

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((‘Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>UK political parties at risk from Russian cyber-attacks, GCHQ warns
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gchq-russian-hacking-cyber-attack-threat-uk-political-parties-general-election-threat-kremlin-a7625226.html

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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INDYREF 2 RESULTS:
YES: 48%
NO: 47%
RUTH DAVIDSON FOR A STRONG OPPOSITION: 5%

>UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((‘Western Culture)))

YES

More Abbos in the UK plz.

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Resurgence of English nationalism when?

"no"

Reminder that Scotland unironically voted against its own independence and is therefore, without competition, the most cucked country on the planet

Why cant the scots just fuck off?

Honestly no one likes them, they don't like anyone either. They are the niggers of the UK living of welfare and gibsmedats.

I hope Sturgeon gets her way and they all fuck off back to their sheep shagging and haggis stirring.

After the Scots fuck off.

Which is why I will personally piss in every 3rd Greggs pasty if you bastards meme them into staying.

Anyone else like to see scotland independent. It would be a shitshow of the highest order. I bet 100,000 jobs would be lost on the day it happened. All military, trident staffing, banks would relocate, pensions would go

2020

I don't know. I've heard of a country that let millions of Indians and Pakis come in just for them to form rape gangs and stuff.

So shall i ask the girl out to something, or just start being cooler until she stops being such a flake

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xth for Scotland are globalist cuckslaves

Is this a jojo reference?

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So when is A50, end of the month?

GET IN!!!!

Ask her out

The SNP are the worst people to take Scotland out of the UK. If you want to leave don't do it with a green tier party.

nah they already built it mate, starts in Leicester

Either ignore her for a while or grab her by the pussy.

Yeah nah fuck off.
I'd rather have drunk abbos on the roads than millions of kiddy-diddling pakis.

Who else is fighting for independence though?

This, our politicians might be faggots but at least our daughters aren't being diddled by shitskins while you stand by and do nothing.

You just described every western European country.

Tuesday. This week. Three line whip on Conservatives to back bill unamended, Labour are backing the changes but don't have the numbers. It'll pass commons again unamended tonight, and reach the lords where they will be expected by that point to accept the rejection from the commons. If they don't, by bullet or by ballot brexit will happen

Northern European governments have all done better on state education, health outcomes, democracy, industry, quality work, exports, affordable housing and living standards for ordinary people. They are all also less in debt, with better cheaper trains than in privatised rip off Britain.

They all have PR voting and representative mainly centrist governments. We have skewed right wing governments based on 30 odd percent of the vote and we have voted to cut ourselves off into faster decline.

The pound has gone down 17% and the UK has lost it's triple A rating for the first time, while the defict has started going up again, despite or because of austerity.

The Euro has gone up 8% against the US& since inception, the Eurozone has been growing faster than USA for three quarters and unemployment has been falling. They are not based on debt unlike the UK and have the biggest bank of gold in the world and the biggest market in the world behind it.

The UK has a 6% of GDP balance of payments deficit which has to be borrowed in now more expensive foreign currency and it would be worse than that if we were not selling corporations and property overseas. One company sale alone was £24bn

Everything is in crisis here and not on most of the European mainland.

NHS is in crisis, so is Care provision, Housing, roads, trains, living standards, personal debt at record levels and unsustainable, government debt at peace time generated record levels and it does not include privatised pfi of another £200bn.

The UK thinks it is superior, but is falling behind on every measure and has voted now to plummet.

IMAGINE being less popular than a Tory in Scotland

Liz Hurley, Lads.

Cheeky

Abbos are at least content with petrol.

Scotland won't be independent though. That's why everyone is laughing at them.

They're green tier because they had to displace Labour to get their chance, though.

Lads, can we keep the North East and the Northern Isles as a Crown Dependency if Scotland fucks off?

SNP has cornered the market in Buckfast-fuelled mouth breathing retardation.

she's actually pretty adorable as a young girl

>but at least our daughters aren't being diddled by shitskins

Eh. Really? I thought daughterdiddling is the national sport in the UK. Especially practiced by pakis.

Kind of hoping for indyref2 so that she fails so fucking miserably that she hangs herself and finally fucks off

>women aren't funn-

reminder that English women all dream of big Welsh cock

Maybe

Ironically the only thing i'm not touching at work
I'm pretty sure im risking a HR disaster

y

try this one out for size:
>women aren't funn-

The first one of these posts where I actually agree somewhat, good job

She looks like something I surprised in the woods.

Didn't one of your activist judges let off a Syrian rapist for fucking a young boy in a swimming pool because "he didn't know any better"?

I was agreeing with you you faggot

Brit/pol/ help me out

I have an interview with a national law firm this week for a position that will lead to grad job when I finish uni and get my practising license.

However, the firm is a bigtime left-wing firm, with strong ties to our Labor Party and does pro-bono for refugees etc.

Should I compromise my principles for my career?

I want to bury my face in Catherine Tates tits.

>that thing is not recognisably human

fixed that for everyone

Man, Gary Glitter was an ugly kid.

Nope. If you actually read the article, you'd know that was a formality issue where the prosecution fucked up. The formality issue was sorted, and the rapist is in jail.

twitter.com/johnmcternan/
Words cannot describe my anticipation. This man holds the union in his hands.

>that thing is not recognisably human
Like I said: Women.

Not to be a cunt, but you might have a disadvantage applying to a place like that if you're white.
Still worth a try though. You're not going to find any right-wing law firms.

Wish me good luck on me pip assessment lads.

w-what's going on there, lads?

Sabotage them from within. Divide and conquer them and persuade them to undertake scandals then leak them to the press. You have an in now so go and take it.

principles first
there will be other opportunities

Hope you fail miserably you waste of fucking skin.

Get a fucking job.

>Rowena was the daughter of the mythological Anglo-Saxon chief Hengist and wife of Vortigern, "King of the Britons". Presented as a beautiful femme fatale, she won her people the Kingdom of Kent through her treacherous seduction of Vortigern.

>In the Welsh Triads and medieval Welsh poetry, Rhonwen is "The Mother of the English Nation" who personifies Saxon treachery and Anglo-Saxon paganism

Welshcucks can't even outwit a woman.

Anyone else think another failed IndyRef will be the death of the SNP?

The Eurozone however has still not attained a strong reserve currency state, and even with the advent of more member states, it's share has slowly fallen.
You have to be delusional to not see the semi-permanent recession the EU is facing is just a disaster waiting to happen. The eastern europeans who joined are even more useless than previously thought, and their economies, based solely on minerals and cheaper labor is sharply declining.
The U.K has a unique opportunity once it leaves the EU to develop free trade zones with whoever they desire.
India, Australia, Nigeria, Brazil, U.S, Canada, New Zealand, South Korea, and Japan are all ripe trade partnerships that can be bilaterally supported, which would be next to impossible with a EU regime.

You should make yourself good enough so that you don't need luck

I'm not Anglo and have a foreign-sounding name, so I might get some diversity points.

God... what a stupid, ugly cunt

haha no
constant demands until the answer they want

Never underestimate the stupidity of the average Scot.

Can I get a non-meme answer to why Scotland thinks leaving the UK would be a good idea? I hear 'trade surplus' and 'greater GBP per capita' thrown around.

The day he cried on the BBC because Momentum were bullying him was one of the best.

God I hope so

Go for the job obviously. You think you can't shitpost on Sup Forums whilst being a hypocrite?

They literally have no culture outside of opposing England

No, get ready for IndyRef3.

The SNP would turn Scotland into an EU colony with worse economy that Greece and worse immigration than Sweden. We must save Scotland from itself. It is the white man's burden.

>giving a fuck about this country

why?

it's a fucking shithole that no one even cares about, and not even or loser population even give a shit about it either

and lets face it. British people are not worth saving anyway. they're miserable, hate each other, have no culture, and deep down just nasty pieces of work, and I'm saying this as a brit myself. Brits are no different to miserable irish.

Meanwhile, everywhere else I go, like Spain, Latin America, Australia, Canada,and Portugal etc, the people there seem nice, happy and friendly. They actually like to participate and shit and be sociable. Fuck, even Poland are easy people to get along with.

Seriously, brits. Do you really like british people?

you're delusional if you think the EU is doing anything other than circling the drain

At the very root: Because Scotland is a nation.

That's the fundamental point of nationalism. You don't say "Why are Britain and France seperate countries?", it's self-justifying.

They secretly enjoy being flock cucked by Welshmen.

These places always need a rump of white men to do the actual work while the Jewesses and their pets sit around feeling diverse. SJW converged orgs that try to do away with white men altogether usually fail.

Yes. We need men on the inside. Drop subtle redpills till they realise they are cucks and sabotage any cases that are against our interests.

Kneebite

>Seriously, brits. Do you really like british people?
No, but i also don't really like my job, but i do it anyway

Also same with women and non whites, doesn't stop me from sleeping with them
:^)

>filename
Reddit shills get out.

>and I'm saying this as a Brit myself
>t. quintessentially British

>This man holds the union in his hands.

Lol, the bookies should love this guy.
He is perfect at predicting... the wrong way.

that's a nice post ya got there, Abdul

Why arent uncucked Scots taking over the SNP from within? I mean what is there left of Scotland and the Scottish people if the natives have a below replacement fertility rate, and you invite over half of Africa and the Middle East, who have a much higher fertility rate, and no real desire to become culturally Scottish.

It's like what we've seen in the Netherlands: Dutch Turks are still behaving like they're citizens of Turkey, not the Netherlands, even after 2 or 3 generations of living in the Netherlands. You're bound to get the same problems with Pakis and Nigerians if you open the sluice gates. You need a boy who will put the finger in that dyke Sturgeon and rip her a new asshole

I saw Theresa May at a spar buying freddos yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person and congratulated her on blowing the fuck out of remain mps last weekend, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother hee and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “GLOBAL huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen McCoys salt and vinegar in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any House of lords 'interference',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each crisp packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price,s kept interrupting her by shouting GLOBAL really loudly

Not that one yet, his talks on cultural figures is enlightening. Just finished his reading of Beowulf

Britain is like a sick old doge, that needs to be put out of it's misery.
Your genepool has gone beyond event horizon. There is no saving.

>uncucked Scots

Plenty of them up Aberdeen way.

Jews have turned you into a self-hating cuck. Sad!

When will the new Scottish Socialists stop autistically screeching?

Well I'll be moving away and living in the sun with a quality of life, and will hardly hae to work.

You stay in this sinking industrial ship full of cameras.

Stefan Molenoeux quote

It's a piece of shit, but it's my piece of shit.

Stop being such a self-hating cunt.

I agree with you here in part, although Scotland and England are almost identical culturally now. Northern Ireland will join with the Republic of Ireland in the next decade or so because they are becoming closer culturally than they were. France and England are distinct. While Scotland *is* a nation (unlike Wales or Northern Ireland) it is not so culturally distinct from England that Scottish independence can be compared to Brexit.

It gets better: His job is/was to be a political advisor, and nearly everything he touched turned to shit - Gillard, Scottish Labour, etc.

Indeed, even if he stays quite he arguably killed the union: He was one of the head guys of the Scottish Labour election team in 2007. An election they lost by 1 seat - his incompetence was probably worth 10.

Who's to say they aren't?
I mean, they aren't, but why would you be a fucking retard and start going full 14/88 when a referendum is coming up and Labour (and remember, most of the Scottish press is still dormant-Labour) still desperately want to play the "all nationalism = gas chambers" card?

The SNP's rhetoric on immigration could be (I'm not saying it is) entirely detached from the reality of the policies in an independent Scotland. If I was in their place, I'd probably hold a refugees welcome placard too because it makes me look nice while I know that Mummy May is too afraid of UKIP to actually import the numbers I demand. (She still uses refugees as ersatz children though.)

>Scotland and England are almost identical culturally

The entirety of Scots culture revolves around the principle that they're not English. The UK might as well be England, Wales, Norn Iron and Not England.

Lads easy question for lads

Can I say "I went watch a movie"? or it has to be "I went to watch a movie"?

Thanks in advance