Haha looks like you're fucked, Sup Forums

haha looks like you're fucked, Sup Forums

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>D-Houston

It's a complete joke bill that would never pass, made by a state rep. (They don't matter at all), for the sole purpose of our amusement.

Just try and stop me, coppers!

This is great

Stop jacking off faggots and maybe youll get a girlfriend and have kids and contribute to society

you fucking neets

>2010
>Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have been sworn into office and treat Congress as a platform for their standup routines

Honestly im okay with this.

Of all the talks about civil war, that would actually spark one.

jokes on you, I only jerkoff once a week anyway

Nah yeah nah, cunt I am good.

False abortion equivalence. Why are women so retarded?

Kek. This.

Who does this cunt think is going to enforce this?

/thread

New rule: if you don't have a penis, you can't tell men what to do with theirs

Is this a fap tax?

unforcable laws should never pass

TRY AND CATCH ME

But also how the fuck would they know? Who the ruck does it in public?

Go shoot her Texas.

If masturbation is equivalent to abortion, women can't take birth control pills because it sterilizes the egg. Women may not physically exert themselves or leave the house, for this may endanger the egg.

Two can play this stupid game and men win it every time.

That's supposed to be her retarded point. It's clearly a satire of anti-abortion legislation, except it makes no sense because sperm is not equivalent to a fertilized egg, much less a fetus

alright I start a No Fap Challange again.

Okay but you gotta illegalize unregulated ovum production too, you stupid cunts

retarded clickbait onion tier argument using literally grade school level scientific ignorance

zygote != sperm or ova

goodnight

Whether they're conservative or liberal, women ruin everything and are stupid/crazy. The real redpill is that liberalism isn't the problem, women are.

And Jews.

Fuck off. Stop trying to divide us

if i stop jacking off somebody is getting raped 100%

>Knock knock
>Knock knock
>CRASH
>F.A.P. FEDERAL ANTI-MASTERBATION POLICE! HANDS AND DICK WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!
>B-but I was just uh, itchy!
>The law clearly states 3 scratches maximum sir, you're coming with us. Cuff him, Johnson
>A tiny pair of handcuffs are placed on the mans glands

but how do you even enforce this sort of thing?

>stopping masturbation will magically improve your life
No fap faggots are retarded

...

is she a catholic?

youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Can someone be raped 50%?

AH FOUGHT DA LAW

Stupid bitch needs to get raped and taken down a notch
Women are lesser creatures
You can't compare jerking off and state funded abortions for vaginakin

You don't its just some snarky feminist thinking she's funny because she wants 'muh free abortions on demand'

maybe i'll just dip the tip

you should cum in a envelope and mail it to her

i'm not sure. whats worse is that this is a representative, not a common woman.

Masturbation is degenerate so Sup Forums is against it.
Go away shill.

That fucked line spacing.

I am married. I beat my dick as much as I beat my wife. Get on my level FAGGOT

can't argue with results

Liberal dem. Taking up the cause of the church!
>What-a-time-to-be-alive.png

MGTOW is working guys

so when is she getting fired for wasting taxpayer dollars on making a literal joke bill
she's clearly uneducated if she doesn't understand that sperm cannot be babies
wasting my tax dollars
stupid cunt
this is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote

This, it's a satirical bill proposed because some twat thinks a glob of semen containing sperm cells is interchangeable with a fetus that has arms and legs and a heartbeat. Personally I think the Texas legislature should call her bluff and pass the law; something like this is pretty much the only thing that could possibly make Texans hate Democrats more than they do already.

therefor rape is okay, since it's all about the man's body

>t. beta that feels guilt after masturbating

i love how feminists are alienating themselves even more. They are part of the reason why the democratic party is so fractured. Nobody takes them seriously.

Just ignore this, it's a political stunt because of the abortion thing. They want to prove a point on how men would be 'up in arms' if they tried to regulate our sexual shit. Make them look like idiots by ignoring it.

That actually kind of makes sense. Our last president, Jewma Rousseff dove us into our most deep recession ever. See how South Korea is now.
I think that Tatcher may be an exception to the rule, but idk, i've never done much research about her government.

Women fuck everytinhg up.

Nail on the head.
>this is pretty much the only thing that could possibly make Texans hate Democrats more than they do already.
By god you sent the nail and hammer straight through the table
PASS THE LAW ASSHOLES

>Agree and amplify
I like this plan.

lol this

I just fapped to Asuka's ass and there's nothing you can do about it.

"Thinking of you" cards.

Good. Ive had to fire someone for wanking it at work

What if someone made a bill to not let women masturbate either. It's not fair if only men had the restriction

YOU'RE FIRED !

If that is what you want then maybe you can sell me your daughter.

The US government is one big reality TV-show.
Embarrassing.

she looks so manly kek

Is she suggesting the creation of FEA (Fap Enforcement Agency)

How do you enforce this? Wouldn't this entail banning all porn across all the US ISP's?

>failing to preserve the sanctity of life
is the pro-life movement strong in texas?

You could just work harder after beating your meat, get the same result and not have unhealthy amounts of pent up rage.

I really think civilisation is falling apart.

Not BECAUSE of things like this. These things are only a symptom. The real sickness is that these elected legislators are doing nothing better with their time. They, and their society, has given up on good governance, leadership, investment, education, critical thinking, the public trust.

All capable people have either sold themselves to the Market or else have walked away in disgust, or have gone mad. What remains are people like this, with nonsense bills, petty sectarianism, manning the impotent husk of the dead institution of the State. At last, they even begin to gnaw at themselves.

how would that be enforced?

I assume it's birth control related

If men don't masturbate the sperm is disposed of in the urine. So we wouldn't be allowed to pee either. And what about women's periods? If men have the disposal of their half of human genetic material regulated then so should women (maybe they'll stop being such stupid bitches like Farrar).

>eating walnuts is tantamount to deforestation

what is fertilization

KEK that photo, did you have that saved for just such an occasion?

>"occasional masturbatory sessions inside health care and medical facilities"

so does that mean qt nurses will jerk me off now?

This desu.

It's a statement about the restrictive abortion regulations in Texas in the name of women's health.

>tiny pair of handcuffs

haha, leaf only has a twig.

I have a lot of weird photos in my 4chin folder

Qt police woman would suck your dick and if it tasted like sperm you would be arrested.

>The satirical House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain "fully abstinent" and only allow the "occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities," which are described in the legislation as the best way to ensure men's health.
>Farrar said she created the bill after feeling fed up with the various legislative bills introduced by men addressing women's healthcare.
It's just a smug cunt taking the piss.

>y-you are only allowed to cum inside me user ;)

There are no results.

Is this supposed to be mocking pro-life men? A fertilized egg is NOT comparable to jacking off. Regulating jacking off is like regulating menstruation.

pls be my ai gf

Less jerky jerky = more meme production

"Strike down my freedom to jackoff, and I will become more powerful than before"
- Obi Wan Pepe

Just for THAT we are going to fap twice as hard and edge twice as long! Take that 4260!

DUDE MASTURBATION IS THE SAME AS TEARING UNBORN BABIES INTO CHUNKS AND BLASTING THEM OUT OF MY VAGINA LMAO
DUDE THEREFORE THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD SUBSIDISE MY TISSUES

>point the spec in your neighbor's eye when you have a log in yours

As long as they are required to marry and stay physically fit(makes healthier pregnancy/baby), I'd take this deal.

/thread

Hahaha.
This is satire right?

This bitch is out of her mind.

How the fuck would they even monitor something like that?

Results? You mean start getting raging boners after looking at a tea set?

"Ohh, you slutty, slutty tea set"

If in this case masturbation is killing babies, shouldn't condoms be banned as well? And also women should be banned from thinking, because it might injure their brain.

>Jacking off is now illegal
Awesome, now I can feel dirty when I do it

Wait wait. Maybe we can get some sort of government benefit too or a group form to pay for some doctors or hookers to jerk us off....hmmm this is a good comparison

Worse, menstruation is technically just as much an "act against an unborn child", so that must be fined, too.

What an outrage! I must research this matter further in my basement. Any more pics of this state rep?

Donald Trump dindu nuffin!

You faggots can suck my pud. I don't want to do any of that. I want to sit at the computer, beat my dick, and watch society fail. You niggers can eat my emissions

Retards who fell for the bait

YES.
Certified Ejaculatory Emissions Assistants.
Teach it at the local community college.