What the fuck is wrong with liberals?

What did she mean by this?

texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/

uhm... I mean... this legislator represents those whom elected her.

I got nothing. I'm at a total fucking loss.

It's obviously meant to stir up debate about legislation that deals with female reproduction, related drugs and procedures.

How the fuck can you not get this?

wait, are you serious user? No b8, right?

I'm so confused right now.

How are you supposed to enforce this?

My counter proposal, then, is that women should be fined $100 for each period they have

Republicans should let her pass it.
That will inflame the shit out of liberals and literally make zero difference

isnt it sexist not to fine women?

so will ovulation be fined for wasting eggs? women need to stay pregnant from their first period.

It's even in OP's fucking link:

>While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

Drone police force to watch masturbators.

This. It would be the ultimate victory and master troll.

You don't. It's there to demoralize men and remind them that they don't have body autonomy.

Boom.

>Sup Forums can no longer detect obvious satire
You fucking idiots. She's trying to make headlines and use that publicity to talk about how women should get free birth control and abortions. In liberal speak, it's called "creating discourse."

>mass public masturbation as protest outside this person's home/office

this

Periods are different in the sense that women can't just voluntarily avoid them.

It would make sense under her proposition though, as the whole intent of this idiocy is to equate possible life (wasted semen) to conceived life (an embrio).

From the perspective of these liberals a fetus is propably just one more "possible life".

I don't think so, that doesn't make sense

Why is the US so stupid? It like a downsyndrome kid running around with nuke codes.

>he actually clicks the links on Sup Forums
jesus christ nigger how new are you?

10/10 would protest this bill on her face

>Implying sperm with 23 chromosomes is the same thing as a zygote with 46
>Implying the Gubbment will come to my house and give me subsidies to commit spermacide

men have wet dream emissions

go fuck yourself

But she's going at it wrong. Like said, if you're gonna fine guys for losing sperm, you'll have to fine women o. Their periods, who lose an egg. It isn't even related fucking women holy shit.

apparently masturbating is now the same ballpark as killing unborn babies

liberal logic, sad!

Morons. This new law is good. Liberals are passing laws against degeneracy

your plebbit is showing faggot

underrated post

right? we should be more progressive like Canada and legalize sucking dog dick

>penis inspection day becomes real

>tfw bureaucrats watching me masturbate

>leaf
Wherea the law outlawing all Leafs then?

not enough
these mgtow masturbators should get the death penalty imo

thats how it starts

>masturbating is forbidden by law
next thing
>turning down sex with a hamplanet is life sentence worthy

is the logic
>we have sex, we have to pay for children/birth control
>Men have sex walk away no pay

If this is the case women shouldn't have destroyed anything resembling family values with their feminism and free love.

Pick a better partner, sick of lack of judgement being an excuse for humans in general being stupid.

This starts a dialogue on nothing and is just trash critical thinking

So?

And exactly how they pretend to enforce such law?
Mandatory dick bracelets so they know if the dude's is stroking his dick?

let me guess you're one of those faggots that want to ban porn too

This is not even the first time society is trying to discourage males from masturbating. Baby boys having their genitalia mutilated became tradition here due to this.

Every 14 year old boy is fucked.

Leafs are anti degenergy

I'm mgtow and nofap. We aren't all degenerates

If women equally penalized for having a period then I'm fine with this. Equal rights for equal lefts.

I agree

What if we memed this into reality?

We want to end masturbation, so why don't we call their bluff and push it. We can get the Christian Conservatives on board, get the pro-choice advocates, etc.

You are trash

No retard. It's called a chastity belt

Yes!

That's different

This

>We want to end masturbation
woah woah woah wait a second, no we don't want that, or do we?!

NO BALLS!!!
I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!

She is trying be edgy and is making a fucking retarded argument for why women should totally be allowed to murder unborn children forming in their womb due to their choices being shit.,

Sup Forums isn't one person so no, we don't

Women should be charged for being an accessory to crime if a man has protected sex with her she's just bating him with her vagina and he's wasting semen in the condom

We do its degenerate

It's not murder whens the las time a women was convicted of murder for abortion

>T-that's different

Nope, they should be pregnant.

We do and we are one hivemind

The only thing preventing mass scale riots, rapes, murders and civil unrest is masturbation. A society without that would become a true patriarchy, as packs of disenfranchised, rage filled men with nothing to lose rove the streets at night raping everyone in their path

No. If Yu stopped masturbating you become a non degenerate

>he doesn't understand that satire becomes harder and harder to detect and identify when reality leans closer and closer to a position that was previously considered satirical.

even satire as obvious as this is should have no place in politics. If she really wanted people to take her seriously, she shouldn't have turned the issue into a joke.

Fucking retard. I hope it actually passes to spite her.

but I like jerking off, otherwise I have to just sit there and endure the dick pain

thats cruel man

>different
No it's a much better analogy. Sperm on their own can't make a baby, neither can eggs. So periods and ejaculation are equivalent in the sense that they can't do anything on their own. You need to combine them to get a fetus to be aborted.

Get your shit together maplenigger.

How is that gonna get a gf?

>How the fuck can you not get this?
Because no-one on here gives a shit about your third rail divide and conquer tactics.

>Houston
>democrat
Nothing here is surprising. I fucking hate Houston. Someone needs to nuke this shithole already

Stop masturbating

Masturbation is voluntary tho

I'm not. I'm MGTOW fuck having a gf

Attempt at a false flag. They want to show "how impeding a person's reproductive rights is always wrong"

So I say let them pass it unchallenged, because cops can't enter your house without a warrant and I doubt a judge is going to take the DA seriously when they say "WE'RE SURE HE'S MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!"

same for ejaculation you dumb fuck, at some point you're gonna have a wet dream. stupid worthless kid, go kill yourself

You give a shit

Ur masterbaiting minus the master

go fuck a dude or spread your cheeks for father somewhere else

Women cannot into masturbation? Or is that empowering?

What does this have to do with ejaculations? You are mentally retarded. I hope you have brain cancer, don't breed

>Jimmy Shackleford
March 13 @ 8:49 a.m. | Registered Texas Tribune User
To all liberal women: Think of your unborn child as a tiny undocumented human and your uterus as a sanctuary city. They have a right to live there and you are wrong to think otherwise.

This comment made me lol.

Yu are trolling so I will hAve you banned

kek

If you don't release semen they will still whither and die. So in that sense men constantly have sperm going to waste and dying inside of them. Sperm have a short shelf life.

lol a $10, 000 fine or a year in jail getting ass raped

She's trying to be cute and equating abortion with male ejaculation.

By that same logic, every female who menstruates is a mass murderess.

It might have passed under Hillary, but not now.

It's funny because her proposal points out many of the flaws in feminist thinking

In other words it is a total waste of time.

Fucking women.

>Periods are different in the sense that women can't just voluntarily avoid them.
But your sperm cells just die and get replenished anyway, regardless of whether or not you shoot them down the toilet.

top kek

If you cause something, you're responsible. If the same thing happens on its own, you're not responsible.

if you're not breaking the law you have nothing to worry about

This is good. Masturbation is degenerate.

FTFY

>wasting tax payer dollars
>its what the Dems love to do

Mexican intellectualism incoming!!!

Meh, they're probably right.
I should get laid more often.

>How the fuck can you not get this?
Because Sup Forums is literally retarded.

>original argument of the German is that comparing periods to ejaculating is void since women can't control periods
>anons point out that if you don't jack off you will have a nocturnal emission thus you also can't control it
>sperm dies anyway if you don't use it

How about you gain some critical thinking skills and then go fuck yourself you stupid faggot.
Jesus

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Honestly, I hope it passes.
It would just show how immature the left really is.

Potentially, yes.

What rustles my jimmies more than anything though is that most poltards here miss the (her) point like a North Korean missile.

no i actually think you may have been molested

> left
You mean the Right, right? Oh wait, it's Sweden.

Masturbation is degenerate and weakens men. To want anything else is to want the downfall of western civilization. It wastes energy that motivates and propels western man.

Literally asking for rape

me too, I can't wait to see all those wingnut wanted faces all over the internet

Weak analogy. If i shave myself i cause my own facial hair to disappear. If i kill a person i cause them to die. Not the same thing.

Whatever. I should know better than to reply to trudeauposters. So i take full responsibility for taking the bait. Send me a $100 fine in the mail.

Your trying to be cute but it's dumb

Trumps immigration shit is a waste of time doesnt stop him

What?

So? Who gives a rats fuck?

This

No

Fuck off degenerate lib

Trumps immigration shit already probed how dumb the right is