An entire regiment of winged hussars charges your tank

>an entire regiment of winged hussars charges your tank

what you do?

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Starts sucking

shit myself

Tell them that the fridge has been invented so they don't have to smoke every god damn thing. A man can eat only so much smoked meat before he calls for the green lands of England once again.

Is she crying gum?

Wew

>charges your tank
Run them over

>so they don't have to smoke every god damn thing
You are a barbarian and a heathen.

I've built a brick smokehouse/grill/bread oven with my father, and we make our own sausages, breads and whatnot.
Once you take a homemade Polish kiełbasa into your mouth, you will never want anything else sliding down your throat.

Fiere my Mg42 and laugt while the retards die.

samefag shooo

laugh

>Polish kiełbasa into your mouth, you will never want anything else sliding down your throat.
except maybe another kind of polish sausage

I got so sick of it. It all tastes the same to my cultured tongue. Polish food is fancy peasant food. You don't live under commie rule now, boy. Spread your wings, by a fridge.

I let them in. They're just practicing their culture

>english telling us how to cook

how do you enjoy your boiled tasteless meals?

>It all tastes the same to my cultured tongue
>Brit tongue
>cultured tongue
The best thing about your national cuisine was Pakis curry.

Friendly reminder that no cavalry charges against armored vehicles has ever happened in our history.

Just to make sure that nobody actually believes in this shit.

>Run them over
Reminds me of this

>Pierogi.

That's all i have to say in response to commie rape babies.

Heil Hitler and depress trigger on the coaxial MG34.

>It all tastes the same to my cultured tongue

but desu ,
pierogi and sausages aren't that better than bong cuisine

Close the door and start shooting. Exactly this happened in ww2 in fact and it didn't turn out well for the polish.

> Open up with .50 cal
> Watch feathers fly

are they
>coming down the mountainside

>116480428 #
Use a flamethrower and enjoy the screams

>Leche frita

I'm not leaving you out, spic.

...

just learned it existed, thx

looks pretty good unlike jellied eels or A FUCKING TOAST SANDWICH

you can't win a food battle against spain or anyone in this continent for that matter, anglo

>Corn dog

I've been all around the world, baby. I've tasted all of your disgusting food.

Polish cavalry didn't charge into German tanks, they were used as skirmishing units
OP has history knowledge from primary school

Foot battle

>disgusting food is disgusting

Shocker.

Close the hatch and laugh as their feeble army of flesh breaks against my glorious metal form

>What's pic related? Must be some kind of discarded leftovers given to farm animals
>mfw it's actually what anglo people eat

>spaniard egging on the inevitable polish/brit argument
you devil you

>Corn dog

Sad brit, you havent lived till you try cajun food.

burger, you ain't Challenger or Leopard

your shitty tanks can't even compete with sandniggers hajjis and you really think you can survive full wrath of kurwacharge? this nigga, tssss

Abrams is best tank.
Always will be.
Until we build new better Abrams.

I let out an audible cringe.

>British "''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''

Call a veterinarian.
There will many injured horses.

HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO AQUA-SENPAI

Netherlands, no!

>Comparing Suzuya to garbage tier goddess

>british ''''''''''''''''''''''bread''''''''''''''
>british breakfasts
dont even get me fucking started

I meant because they will run into my tank.

I would never run them over.

>Suzuya
>Tokyo Ghoul
>even comparing to Konosuba
...no

polish cuisine:

We lived as peasants so long,our cusine is one of healthiest and most flavourfull on the world,we use all kinds of meats,smooked and cooked,we use all of our grains,all of our roots,and all of our beatifull mushrooms to make our cuisine whole,and culture it.

bong cuisine:

I threw a potato and meat inside this kettle,also i throwed some shit in there to have the best taste comeoff.
Also I added a poisonous mushroom in there,but boiling it for 6 gorilion years will eventually disassemble the molecular bonds of said mushroom so everything looks like a smooth proton star.
Also I added curry because my dearest friend pajeet gave me tons of it.

>Also I added a poisonous mushroom in there,but boiling it for 6 gorilion years will eventually disassemble the molecular bonds of said mushroom so everything looks like a smooth proton star.
>Also I added curry because my dearest friend pajeet gave me tons of it.
I'm ded

Tell Helmut they are scratching our paint job and ask Franz to give me another belt for my MG34.

M8 India doesn't even have tanks yet so fuck off you can't comment ITT when your modern day units are Bengal Lancers.

>winged knights

Cheese them with pyromancies and arrows.

>Tokyo Ghoul

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_cruiser_Suzuya_(1934)

m8 what are you on about you put stuff like that in rice and call it paella your national dish

Cheer them, and pass my cv to apply for the job.

To any of you and other who might be offering us insult, I say this to you; I will not abide a word against my ship.

>releases bankai

>pic related German Cavalry during World War II

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Cavalry_Division_(Wehrmacht)

Everyone used horses during WWII.

Take it back, NEET

>Below Average Intelligence

This is where canister shots and HE shells come handy.

sage

This.

If my tank was equiped with an external loud speaker I would use that and the blasts from the main gun in an attempt to establish myself a deity.

BRAVE WARRIORS, LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND KNEEL BEFORE ME. I AM THAT WHICH IS I AM. THE LORD YOUR GOD. I COMMAND THE MIGHT AND FURY OF THE ALL THE HEAVENS.

>fire upon near by mountain or structure.

KNEEL TO ME AND BE FORGIVEN. RAISE YOUR WEAPONS AND I WILL SMITE YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE FROM MY EARTH AND CAST YOUR ANCESTORS FROM MY HEAVEN.

>Below Average Penis Size

we do have monkey models

.50 cal

It would be like taking candy from a child.