I work for ESA in Germany

>I work for ESA in Germany
>the german election will be overshadowed by news that will change history and all of mankind in a major way
>mfw NASA lost the race

tits or gtfo

>>the german election will be overshadowed by news that will change history and all of mankind in a major way

>+++ BREAKING +++
>ESA in contact with the space faring empite of KANGZ

trump will give us warp drive

really not a surprise NASA is getting beat.

are SPACE NAZIS coming???

No digits, no happening.

give us a date of announcement or something user

Good
German elections are boring

Details? September is long way away

Fucking scientist, suck a dick. all scientists are weak people, they are literally untermenshes.
t. Nietzsche

>untermenshes
What kind of word is that? Fucking russians.

So will it be ESA to announce that they are in contact with Ayy Lmaos via their "infrastructure and supercomputers" ?

This is on the agenda for 2017, right?

Should've written in arabic so Germans understand it.

t. german

why

You'll actually send a refugee for the 2019 mars mission, right?

Sorry I don't speak ain tsvai dry

I was just predicting his joke because russians are really predictable.

LARPing faggot.

Space Nazis

>Declare solution to immigration problem
>Shoot mudslimes on rockets to Mars
>Call it science

Germany confirmed return to greatness

your moms pussy is dry

but putin is unpredictable

If it's the ayys, tell them to fuck off, we're full

>LARPing

STOP

Nasa is hoax though.
Just Photoshop

Why Mars when we have the sun? Harder to miss, too

Is Merkel Pregnant?

>ESA
>relevant
spill the beans, faggot
prove you're not being cucked by every other space agency on the planet
yes, even India

...

Sup, anons, fellow human here.

You guys don't really believe in aliens, right?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

>ayy lmaos are literally refugees from a space war
>they come and breed with our women with their 12 inch ribbed dicks
>Sup Forums is thrown into overdrive and a whole new wave of species-mixing cuckposting emerges

>Pepe-the-Frog.jpg
Nobody here would have used that filename. This guy could be an outsider.

Yeah, but universe is hologram.
So aliens must be from this flat earth.
Must have advanced and moved underground or pass beyond the ring of ice

Earth is flat.

One off....is Kek saying OP is a Larper or Shill?

>989

Thoth says yes.

OP BTFO

Confirmed by Kek. Praise him! Praise Chaos!

Good catch!

Might be the real deal.

Time will tell.

>mfw shitposting a slide thread -_-

sage

Checked! MODS ban OP! Thoth guides your hand to destroy this shill!

>mfw they encounter another spacefaring civilization at the edge ov starvation
>on first contact they allahu snackbar the shit out of aliums and die a horrible death in the endless void of space
>allah doesn't even see this because according to the quran space doesn't even exist

Shooting them directly into the sun would mean the lefties don't get to sport their smug science-progression boners.

I wonder if there will be gypsies

You can see exactly what the explained on the left in the right photo, the left photo is just extremely exaggerated. There is a bulge along the equator due to the spin of the earth, and is measurable without leaving the planet.

Warp drive invented.

reroll

Die Erde ist flach
Earth is flat

NASA/ESA HOAX

We can just tell them they're on Mars and fake some radio signals...

Not like it takes much to overshadow the german elections.
Good Goy1 vs Good Goy2 and in the end we get both.

1post by this ID... really lads... falling for the shill

Ya they discovered the bulge like 400 years ago working on maps for ships...

But he sees your post and sends a ahmeds to rape you.

Yeah it's amazing they did anything under Kang Nagga's budget cuts and attempts to steer the agency towards being another vanguard in the people's revolution.

kek

Looks like different lenses. You can actually do this to someones face with different focal lengths. They all look legit enough even if nasa shoops everything to hell.

(OP)
>1post by this ID... really lads... falling for the shill

sage

this is a slide thread