Hello Comrades. This general is for the discussion of Marxism-Leninism, the ideology of revolutionary socialism and communism.
Communism is the next stage of humanity following the capitalist stage.
What exactly is communism according to Marxist-Leninists:
>Communism is a stage of society in which the productive infrastructure is socially owned, and goods are produced not in order to sell for profit, but in order to meet a social need. >Communism in it's full form is a stateless, classless society that follows the maxim "From each according to their ability, to each according to their need." >To achieve such a society Marxism-Leninism teaches us that we must replace the capitalist state, which is controlled by the capitalist class, by a socialist state, which is controlled by the working class. Then, a period of class struggle follows in which the capitalist class is liquidated by the working class. When the capitalist class has been completely vanquished, there will be only one class, the working class, and eventually the functions of the state will become indistinguishable from the functions of the society as a whole, and the state as such will 'wither away' as Marx said. marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/11/prin-com.htm marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/
Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.
Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.
Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:
>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD >Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD >To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people. gommies.gom/fug/ gommies.gom/starve/
>Sdage one Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.
>Sdade two Withering All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. Money is all ours.
>Sdage three Gommunism. No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.
Christopher Robinson
Do Spanish girls have fat asses?
Bentley Mitchell
i was literally about to post this
Matthew White
breddy sure he just has a fetish for being btfo
Tyler Parker
COMMIES YOU WILL NOT WIN. FACE FUCKING REALITY GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMIE COMMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Reed
every gommie thread needs a good gobybasta :DDD
Gavin Jackson
Oh neat, another episode of the spic commie gets BTFO again
Tyler Fisher
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Hunter Diaz
Saged.
Logan Cox
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
Jaxson Sullivan
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Bentley Harris
your what?
Charles Allen
Hello everybody! I am Jordan. I am a nice person, I'm very beautiful, and extremely smart!!! Like I know most people out there are like "Woah... how can ONE PERSON be a combination of all three??" Well I don't know some how nature just made me that way. I have an extremely loving personality and you know what? Many people would consider me their bestest :O BEEN TOLD THAT THROUGH OUT MY WHOLE LIFE BY maybe A MILLION PEOPLE (or close to that)! But hey! With all this love I have going around who can blame me? Now with how amazing I am, of course you will bump into the people who hate me :(. Yeah it sucks but what can you do? I know they are jealous of how great I am... But it hurts you know? Being a kind person like me, I don't try to troll them any harder c: but it just so happens I can make people get mad to the point that they block me. Go figure? Blocking Jordan?? Might as well block Jesus Christ while you are at it too....
Adam Richardson
MY BOARD. FUCKING COMMIE SCUM
Parker Perez
FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY LOADED MOTHER FUCKERS. HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT? A 17-2 SUPER BOWL WINNING SEASON DOES NOT NEED TO BE IMPROVED UPON. HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKERS TRY AN EXERCISE IN COMPLACENCY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH 8-8? NOTHING'S WRONG WITH 8-8. EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE HAS DONE IT BEFORE. WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND GIVE MEDIOCRITY A TEST RUN?! HOW THE FUCK DOES A GUY WHO WEARS HOODIES MORE OFTEN THAN A PROUD HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND CONTINUE TO SWINDLE TEAMS AND SEDUCE HIGH-PROFILE CANDIDATES. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT FUCKING PIGSKIN RAINMAN RETIRES AND TAKES HIS CHARLIE BABBITT OF A QUARTERBACK WITH HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE YOU FUCKERS GO 19-0. YOU COME BACK FROM 26 THIS TIME. "FOOTBALL EXPERTS" IN UNNECESSARY SUITS CALL TOM AND BILL THE UNDISPUTED GOATS.. YOU HAVE THE PARADE. PEOPLE THROW BEERS AT GRONK. GRONK THROWS PEOPLE AT BEERS. I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUN. I WISH YOU A LOT OF SUCCESS. I HOPE YOU PEAK. THEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING IMPLODE. IM TALKING BLOWING A 25 POINT LEAD IN THE SUPER BOWL LEVEL OF IMPLOSION. BILL RETIRES. BRADY RETIRES. GRONK RETIRES. NO, WAIT A SECOND, GRONK BECOMES ACTING HEAD COACH/GM/QUARTERBACK. AND I HOPE YOUR FUCKING SHITTY STADIUM GETS BURIED IN SHAVING CREAM.
Jackson Mitchell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Rand-basher? I'll have you know I graduated top of Peikoff's class in Objectivism, and I've been involved in numerous internet debates with irrational haters, and I have over 300 confirmed deconstructions. I am trained in the Aristotelian philosophical tradition and I'm the top scholar in the entire Perfectivist movement. You are nothing to me but just another strawman. I will wipe you the fuck out with logic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Rand over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of high school and college students across the USA and your arguments are being analysed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your intellectual credibility. You're fucking wrong, hater. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your arguments in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my copy of Atlas Shrugged. Not only am I extensively trained in Randian ethics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the neo-Aristotelian juggernaut and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the humanities, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I foresee a lot of running for the hills, kiddo.
Thomas Martin
Why are these threads allowed? Generals are typically not allowed in the first place, but if this actually had discussion i would just let the commie live in their dream world but there is no discussion at all. The same 2 or 3 commies spam their same spam and people come call them stupid commies, and that's it. No one is talking about anything. Every thread. Same repeat. Nothing. This isnt even a thread I just disagree with, it's straight spam and flooding the catalog.
Mods do your job already. Allow discussion. But delete fucking spam. Fuck man.
Christopher Hernandez
Like, What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Beauty School, and I've been involved in numerous secret shops in Louis Vuitton. I have like over 300 facebook friend requests too. I am trained in male psychological warfare and I'm the top hairdresser in my entire salon. Like, you are nothing to me but just another cut and perm. I will style your hair with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, you can totally mark my words. Like, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, little dick. Because like, as we speak I am contacting my secret network of feminist groups across the world and your Girlfriend mag subscription is being traced back to you so like you better prepare for the junk mail, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your summer wardrobe. You're like sooo fucking yesterday, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can style you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in make-up application, but like I have access to the entire arsenal of the Maybelline mascara range and I will use it to its full extent to redesign your miserable look off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stupid tongue you silly boi. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you foolish fool. I will spray hair product all over you and you will look glamorous in it.. You're fucking fabulous, kiddo.
Liam Jenkins
Would you punch a anarchist if you seen one, Sup Forums?
Gabriel Cooper
I feel you man. I really would like to discuss how they want to resolve probles of typical commie state, but they never do.
Juan Foster
Why can't Nintendo make a fucking normal console, they always have to do these gimmicky ass shit with screens and dildo vibrator controllers. This cancer started with the WiiWii, and you know what game came out for the WiiWii? Brawl. Brawl was fucking garbage. WiiWii U and Tr4sh was a joke I am done with Nintendo, Sega do what Nintendont. Have fun with your gimicky toys, I'll stick with my Gameboy Advance SP.
Easton Jenkins
>make same thread hundreds of times for months >convince literally no one >get destroyed in discussions >even the university professors in the papers OP post get silenced >eventually became afraid to defend his own ideology in his own thread >best method he can think of to convince other people is spamming Truly, your life must be a complete misery, and that's hilarious to me.
Carson Morgan
They will never want to talk about anything but how capitalism is evil and have vague references to orthodox marxism. There is too much division on the far left for real discussion on this board
Jackson Roberts
Ok you fucking nigger, listen up here. I know your hopes and dreams are about as broken as the relationship between your alcoholic father who always comes home in a drunken rage and rips open your asshole with his 15 inch cock and your mother who pretends you don't exist by neglecting you and you have to rely on the anger of other people for entertainment and food, you fucking asswipe. That may explain why you're such a fucking shitstained spoiled faggot son of a bitch. Look cuckold, I know you may think that drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos for the rest of your life is cool, but when you grow up, you're gonna live in a shitty RV trailer and will always wake up to the smell of cat piss and cigarettes. By the time your 30, your gonna die a painful death of obesity and lung cancer. As your dying, you're going to think "Fuck, where did I go wrong in my life." Then you're going to realize that you trying to get your pleasure off of trolling people on the internet and having a terrible lifestyle by not going outside and not having a positive social life was the reason you have had such a terrible existence. Once you realize this, you're going to cry yourself until you die. Go off yourself you fucktard asswagon. The world could do better without you hideous bastards.
Eli Martin
Like Uncle Ben used to say, "Peter, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a sheboon's womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of jungle fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Lord knows most of the halflings in Harlem are wondering where old Papa Ben went. But Peter, if I ever see you bring a sheboon home, I'll tie the noose myself." I'm really surprised that Rami managed to get this into the script. Still, words to live by tbqfh.
Landon Hernandez
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Lucas Young
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Hunter Myers
>God Tier >Delusional Utopianism that can't even be explained by its proponents my sides
Ethan Cooper
Hey, dipshit. I see you've decided to park in front of my house. Well I don't give a shit if you have a paking pass, this curb is MINE. EYE worked my ass off to buy this house, and EYE have been parking in frnt of it for decades. Nobody else, especially a little college shit like you. I need the entire curb length for my truck, my garbage bins and my yard trimmings. So this is a neighborly notice that if you continue to take my fucking spot, I will wreck you. I know where you live. You'll be gasping for air as you bleed out of every goddamn hole. I was in Khe Sanh, you little shithead. I didn't fight for this fucking country so a bookboy like you could park on the curb in front of my house. I swear to God almighty that I will fuck you up with a wooden spoon if I see your shitty car parked here again. And my best friend is the police commisioner, so don't even try it. DON'T FUCKING PARK HERE, YOU FUCK.
Jaxon Watson
I got another meem for you comrade
Tyler Sullivan
grew up in WY. My Dad was Chased by a GREAT AMERICAN BUFFALO! We lived next to a bison ranch where bison grazed our back fence. My Grandfather was mayor of Shoshone WY where a HUGE BUFFALO HEAD STILL HANGS ON THE WALL. BUFFALO are 8k lbs bigger than a bison. And bc of my EXPERIENCES this has always been a pet peeve of mine! Buffalo are extinct. Bison are just bigger than a cow and NOT THE SAME AS A BUFFALO. GOOGLE HAS CHANGED IT. Can't erase my experiences of life! Why r ppl insultive bc my experiences don't match Google. I was bombarded on Twitter 4 setting it straight and then I realized history has been changed #Mandelaeffect
Zachary Hill
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Grayson Gutierrez
nigga she suck my dick so good nigga i started crying literally tears of fucking joy came down my face nigga when i say she throw that ass back when we fucking nigga i literally get pushed back my nigga last week she cooked a nigga a steak so good nigga i took a bite and i bust a nut in my pants and i ate the whole steak nigga so you think of how many nuts i bust in my motherfucking pants nigga
Connor Bennett
Answer me
Jonathan Lewis
nintendo switch is the optimal relationship console so what you gonna do is you gonna milk some cows with her legit i just know that works well to get something started senpai. like start then say no that's not how you do it then show her that you uSE THE FUCKING SHOULDER BUTTONS TOO WHEN YOU PLAY THE FUCKING MILK GAME YOU FUCKING NORMIES then she'll still get it wrong and just be like ffs try it here then whip yo dick out
Thomas Cruz
This is all there is to know about this genocidal ideology, in an hour 40 minutes crash course.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn obliterated it a long time ago.
Cooper Wood
When I stepped out of the movie house, I had two things on my mind, Paul Newman and a ride home. Really? You have a man on your mind? Ha! gay! Something is really been bothering me about "The Outsiders". First off, Dallas Winston. Why the fuck did he have no bullets in his gun? I mean, if you get jumped by Socs, you SHOULD have bullets. Instead, you got shot in the heart, and you're to blame. Next up, Darry. Darry? more like Hairy. He can't be a greaser. He looks like Harry Pothead. Finally, Johnny. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAVE THOSE KIDS? It was a waste of time. Tl;dr Donald trump is not my presidents
You can see this everyday in capitalism, the depressed look of the cashier, no even goodbye or hello sometimes.
>Lack of initiative and avoidance of taking any individual responsibility for anything.
In the socialist communist society I envision the responsibility is mostly derived by the all-state automated system that assist the dictatoraship of the proletariat, if a citizen doesn't cooperate he shall not receive accordingly during the socialist phase. The incentives during socialism would be ''to each according to their contribution''.
>Indifference to common property and petty theft from the workplace, both for personal use and for profit
Unacceptable in the socialist phase I envision, absurd in the communist phase (great material abundance).
Colton Clark
jesus fucking christ. if only those fucking gender studies dipshits applied their brains to something other than human genitals. If only we could put a cork into their incessant stream of bullshit and mindfuckery and redirect their mental capacities elsewhere... I mean, let them fill out catchas and help with machine learning. Let them click ads for Chinese click farms. Let them rate android apps for Indian app-rating sweatshops, because anything, ANYTHING would be better than this fallacious over-analysed fountain of mental diarrhea. You don't need a fucking mathematical formula based on shaky assumptions to know that >99% of the world falls into two clearly cut sexes. You don't need a fucking degree to figure out that humans have genitals for the purpose of reproduction, that those who can't or won't reproduce are 'defective' freaks, that those who were born as hermaphrodites are also freaks and that surgically modifying how your genitals look doesn't count. Jesus christ, if your defective brain makes you lust for genitalia of the same sex, then go hang out with other freaks of nature like yourself. Stop trying to normalise you deviant behaviour and stop trying to convert us as well. YOU ARE A DEFICIENT FREAK, SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN A TARD AND A VERY UGLY PERSON. GET OVER IT AND FUCK OFF.
Easton Harris
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Christopher Bennett
My lord, I take that 'joke' of yours as a threat to my community and country. I will take legal action to you and your country. I will be contacting North Korea and speaking with Vladimir Putin. I will be asking him if he knows Obama and if he wants to do that trade deal, with the nuclear atomic bombs. If he does, I will be sending the nuclear atomic bombs to you and your family, and your whole country. I will also do this for the surrounding countries, so it will not be easy to escape me. If you do not comply to this, I will have to do this immediately. You have 24 hours to comply. You will need to mail me a legal document containing that you and your family, and the surrounding countries comply completely and fully understand the consequences if they do not.
Lincoln Sullivan
>every problem in the world is because of capitalism, even in socialist countries like India and those in Africa Stupid commie
Brayden Parker
I hate fish and seafood. For most of my life the only fish i could stand was canned tuna and even then it was drowned out by mayo i guess. But lately I've been trying to get over it by eating Filet o' Fish's. Whenever i go to McDonald's instead of getting five McChickens I get four McChickens and a Filet o' Fish. When i first started i could barely eat half of it and i had to alternate taking a small bite of fish and a large bite of McChicken. It was hard and took a lot of effort, there was even one time where i threw up out my window into the parking lot, but I'm now at a point where i can eat a whole Filet o' Fish on it's own. I still can't stand any other kind of fish but i will persevere until i can eat five Filet o' Fish's.
Dominic Phillips
Another thing
>implying natural selection isn't a good thing
Of course, according to Marxism, evolution isn't real and everyone is equal! LMAO
Elijah Long
Bobcat is very tasty. I eat a lot of bobcats are not as usual. Many object-oriented if I eat, and then increase the size of my waist. In Japan, would be banished for the time being as fat as Santa Claus. Kids in America, fat people look up to people. Obesity in the United States has more than 33 percent. I would like to have this gift exchange, I am afraid I have all of us are sweet. Conspired to fatten me where people are. I'm afraid I will eat the world. I'm afraid I can eat American. I was in the corner, you need to take the world. And eat it. Full.
Ian Jackson
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Adam Martin
The idea that there is a Jewish conspiracy behind everything is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe that Jewish conspiracies exist. Actually, it's a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe Jews exist. The fact of the matter is, Jews do not exist. The Holocaust did not happen because there were no Jews to kill in the first place. Any suggestion to the contrary is just Jewish lies and propaganda. There have been hundreds of real studies and scientific reports done on this, and every result points to the incontrovertible fact that there is no such thing as a Jew and there never was in recorded history. I'd tell you to Google it, but Google is owned by Jews so you'll just have to take my word on it.
David Lee
>look mom I posted it again! Most commies don't even know about supply and demand and believe a central planning computer would be more efficient than decentralized markets. Also muh LTV (which is abhorrent to anyone who's even taken ECON101)
And to be fair, you need a lot MORE apologetics to defend something with such a horrible track record as communism than you do to maintain that capitalism works
Ayden Green
Hmm, the new Undertale... So what you are saying is, it's going to be a game that's otherwise ok, but the fandom will shove it down our throats until we have no choice but to hate it and it'll turn into a cult, which then starts growing bigger and bigger, and then it turns into a joke, and then it turns into an average game, and then the fandom starts forgetting about it, then people start leaving it, and then people who heard about the controversy starts avoiding it, and then it gets left in the dust, and then people just call it mediocre at best, and then no one cares for it?
John Reed
>You can see this everyday in capitalism, the depressed look of the cashier, no even goodbye or hello sometimes. In capitalism if you have shitty worker, you fire them. What that piont was describing isn't misery itself, but rather lack of any motivation to do anything abvoe minimum or doing nothing at all. What would you do with worker who does his job poorly?
>In the socialist communist society I envision the responsibility is mostly derived by the all-state automated system that assist the dictatoraship of the proletariat, if a citizen doesn't cooperate he shall not receive accordingly during the socialist phase. The incentives during socialism would be ''to each according to their contribution''.
That sounds vague. How will you compare contribution of road worker to contribution of a doctor?
>Unacceptable in the socialist phase I envision, absurd in the communist phase (great material abundance).
So what you're gonna do? Jail people for stealing property that belongs to everyone?
Dylan Jones
So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?
Angel Thomas
Idk if this is a good disruption tactic. Instead of longer posts you should make more numerous shorter posts to get it to the 300 limit more quickly
Brandon Reed
Good lad
Liam Cox
Admittedly, I've only been drunk once. Due to just having a bad taste in my mouth, and overall just a bad experience, I never drink. Now that I think about it, almost all the bad influences I've had in my life ended up with me throwing up. Got drunk, threw up. Smoked a cigarette once, I threw up because I smoked it wrong. Got high once from weed, I threw up because I ate too much banana bread. I started tripping out on LSD, got dizzy from everything moving, threw up. Tried cocaine, didn't know how to use it, so I ate it and threw up. Vomit porn, threw up, masturbated anyway. Got sick once, threw up. Was born, threw up. All those things I give up on because of me throwing up. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't get high, I don't do LSD, I don't eat cocaine, I don't watch vomit porn anymore, I don't get sick anymore, I haven't been birthed again, I don't try to swallow a whole long string of noodles and pull it out of my stomach anymore, etc, etc. All those things I never really try anymore because of throwing up. It's just overall a bad experience. I guess it's best that I gave up on all of those things though. Except banana bread. I can eat that shit for days.
Brayden Martinez
When You Eat A Chicken Parmesan But It Turns Out To Be A Parmesan Chicken And Then That Parmesan Chicken Lays An Egg And You Crack That Egg Open And There Is A Roll Of Cheese So You Get That Cheese And You Eat It So You Be Like Yas Bitch That A Good Ass Cheese Roll But Then You Realize As The Parmesan Chicken Stares At You With Tearing Eyes. That Cheese You Just Ate. That Cheese. It Was The Chicken's Child. But Even Worse. That Egg Was Formed In The Parmesan Chicken's Poophole
Thomas Lee
Where is the fluffy guy? We need him back here for this.
Owen Lee
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Chase Evans
FUCK YOU, YOU FILTHY LOADED MOTHER FUCKERS. HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT? A 17-2 SUPER BOWL WINNING SEASON DOES NOT NEED TO BE IMPROVED UPON. HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKERS TRY AN EXERCISE IN COMPLACENCY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH 8-8? NOTHING'S WRONG WITH 8-8. EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE HAS DONE IT BEFORE. WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND GIVE MEDIOCRITY A TEST RUN?! HOW THE FUCK DOES A GUY WHO WEARS HOODIES MORE OFTEN THAN A PROUD HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND CONTINUE TO SWINDLE TEAMS AND SEDUCE HIGH-PROFILE CANDIDATES. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT FUCKING PIGSKIN RAINMAN RETIRES AND TAKES HIS CHARLIE BABBITT OF A QUARTERBACK WITH HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE YOU FUCKERS GO 19-0. YOU COME BACK FROM 26 THIS TIME. "FOOTBALL EXPERTS" IN UNNECESSARY SUITS CALL TOM AND BILL THE UNDISPUTED GOATS.. YOU HAVE THE PARADE. PEOPLE THROW BEERS AT GRONK. GRONK THROWS PEOPLE AT BEERS. I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUN. I WISH YOU A LOT OF SUCCESS. I HOPE YOU PEAK. THEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING IMPLODE. IM TALKING BLOWING A 25 POINT LEAD IN THE SUPER BOWL LEVEL OF IMPLOSION. BILL RETIRES. BRADY RETIRES. GRONK RETIRES. NO, WAIT A SECOND, GRONK BECOMES ACTING HEAD COACH/GM/QUARTERBACK. AND I HOPE YOUR FUCKING SHITTY STADIUM GETS BURIED IN SHAVING CREAM.
Cooper Green
Please, for the love of your sanity, don't try talking to him. He never responds, except in memes. He's not even a communist for petes sakes.
Camden Allen
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Hunter Roberts
Also always remember to sage.
Gavin Evans
I CAN LIFT A FULLY-GROWN HORSE ABOVE MY HEAD AND I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR TEN MINUTES TO SETTLE A WAGER I ONCE ATE A POUND OF PB FOUKE'S STRONGEST BADGER POISON AND THEN RAN A MILE IN THE NUDE I CANNOT FEEL PAIN AND CAN SEE FOR TWO MILES UNAIDED BY A LENS NO MAN CAN KILL ME I HAVE BEATEN A MAN OF EVERY RACE IN FORMAL COMBAT INCLUDING A TURK A PYGMY NEGRO MAN AND A RARE DEEPWATER JEW A MEDICAL DOCTOR AND TWO PRIESTS HAVE WRITTEN AND SIGNED A DOCUMENT CONFIRMING THAT I HAVE NO SOUL
Kevin Jackson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Jordan Richardson
White males are the default because they've earned that position. I spent my childhood hanging out at the local fish and chip shop playing video games with other social reject white males. Not because we rejected girls and black people: But because they rejected us. We were teased for being geeks, and laughed at for talking about video games all the time. We supported the video games industry from it's dawn as an obscure and outcast hobby, not because we saw potential for financial gain, but because we truly loved it. And now, decades later, these other demographics have sniffed the money coming from the industry that I've supported my whole life, and all of a sudden, they want to claim it for themselves? Fuck them. That's not to say I don't love games with female protagonists (Kiki Kaikai is in my all time favourites). And I love games with black protagonists too (I always choose Louis in Left 4 Dead, because I relate to him the most). But I don't see any reason why white males shouldn't be the default.
Henry Reed
Seems like all the girls I meet are just into normie music, like what's currently in the charts, or really boring genres like Hiphop or Rap, no interest for culture whatsoever. I can't count the times I've tried to start a discussion about Beethoven's piano concertos with a cutiepie only to find out that the only Beethoven piece she knows is Für Elise, and most of the times not even that. It just shows how hard it is for cultured men like myself to find a female partner who is intellectually on the same level.
Alexander Watson
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John Sanders
Fuck off commies.
James James
I hate fish and seafood. For most of my life the only fish i could stand was canned tuna and even then it was drowned out by mayo i guess. But lately I've been trying to get over it by eating Filet o' Fish's. Whenever i go to McDonald's instead of getting five McChickens I get four McChickens and a Filet o' Fish. When i first started i could barely eat half of it and i had to alternate taking a small bite of fish and a large bite of McChicken. It was hard and took a lot of effort, there was even one time where i threw up out my window into the parking lot, but I'm now at a point where i can eat a whole Filet o' Fish on it's own. I still can't stand any other kind of fish but i will persevere until i can eat five Filet o' Fish's.
Thomas Perez
Good to know. I remember I had discussion with some communist once in thread like this, guess it wasn't this one.
Matthew Moore
Well hello i wanted to communicate that you are a piece of shit faggot and im not referring to a bundle of sticks you are actually i dirty cocksucker backstabber piece of shit!! i can’t believe how much you have done just to screw over a limited number of people””, what you do is not even funny!! you are just doing this out of whatever you want!!, by any point of view your actions are unjustified and you are not just a simple internet troll but a mean person in general!! i really hope it gets to your realization that you should kill yourself!! and please if it does do it as quick as possible, thanks, everyone hates you!! Not even god can help such an idiot creature like you are!! BY- ALL THE FURRIES IN THE WORLD!!!!
Cooper Sanders
If u don't know what twerking is look it up. Ok so I'm 14 an every Friday I go to this dance club and I has ally twerk but this will be the first time in going on my period. Is it ok? It's something going to happen?
Jacob Gonzalez
Check the flag. If he's a Spaniard, he's almost certainly the same trolling faggot. In fact this same Spaniard has posted over 300+ times in the past 2 months alone, he just posts these threads over and over, with the same copypasted memes every time.
Levi Watson
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Brody Jenkins
Hey Commies, I have some bullets you can have for free. Meet me anytime anywhere.
David Lopez
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
