I'm about to get kicked off of my high school debate team because I told a joke directed at this one kike and she had a fucking temper tantrum. I lied to my coach only because I knew she'd kick me off the team. Now I've been ordered by my school administration to write her an apology letter and face the music from my coach about whether or not I'll stay on the team (I won't, dumb shit like this has happened before).
So here's my question Sup Forums. Can we get schools to learn to take a joke in America? It looks a lot like censorship to me.
>high school >"wtf I made an anti-semitic joke and got in trouble this is censorship"
underage redditor directed, sage
Carson Miller
High schoolers don't deserve rights. Fuck you.
Oliver Nguyen
How many Jews does it take to fit in a VW?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 5.96 million in the ashtray
Daniel Rogers
Was it a good joke?
Jaxon Reyes
Lmao
It was worth it
Brody Hill
I was asked "What do you call a retarded Jew?" I answered with her name. I even tilted down and said it quietly on a moving school bus because I knew it was offensive. I'd been nothing but nice to her the whole trip, and everyone else hates her because she's a kike cunt.
Logan Jenkins
That isn't even a good joke.
Nicholas Taylor
Old joke m8
Brayden Sullivan
Actually the answer is "None, The Holocaust never happened."
Brayden Torres
The original answer was supposed to be "Auschwitztic" I answered with her name because my friends would understand it as an inside joke
Jack Wright
You're a dumbass. Real life is not Sup Forums
Carson Taylor
again
>wahhhh why did I get in trouble for calling a girl retarded
kill yourself underage redditor, or at the very least go back where you came from.
Andrew Perry
No apologies - freedom of speech means also offend, take the consequence instead. Worth it
Luke Ortiz
>sage with image
Isaiah Cook
You do not have freedom of speech in high school. Schools can punish you for pretty much everything you say that could be seen as offensive.
Samuel Gomez
its not like he'll know
Noah Ward
The consequence is me leaving the debate team in the end. Good riddance to them. Next year they'll have lost one of their best debaters, a leader, and their chance to beat our rivals. Fuck them.
Christopher Wood
Actually this is a nice joke. But you are a dumbass, because some jokes are good only for a night out with friends, and some for the family dinner, and some are definitely not for a place of education like a school.
Bottom line you should understand limits of society and of your current social circles, this is more about that than it is about the Holocaust.
Wyatt Sullivan
way to be a sperg
Luis Smith
>I google "holocaust jokes" and now I'm funny xDDDD
Cooper Cooper
yeah wtf how dare they kick you off the team for calling someone a jewish retard
what injustice, you should sue
Tyler White
Never do insesntivie jokes unless you're a funny comedian or your friends with the target.
Also, never reveal your true powerlevels even in a humorous form.
Mason Ortiz
blame it on your autism, tell them to check their neurotypical privilege it probably technically wouldn't even be a lie, i'd wager
Joshua Martinez
Say you have the autism. (You already browse Sup Forums) Now you can counter argue that she is be ableist against you because you don't understand the severity of your words.
To beat the Jew, you must become the Jew.
Logan Rivera
Schools in murica are cancer and spread cancer
Cooper Bennett
>because you don't understand the severity of your words.
this will unironically work
Levi Wright
The worst part is I live in a particularly redpilled part of America.
Jonathan Perez
kys
Luke Scott
True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mason Myers
There was no answer you could've given to that that would have made you look good. I think you've been played.
Owen Jackson
>"Waaaaah, I started shit at school today and good in trouble for it, woe is me!"
Fuck off, you little underage faggot.
Asher Powell
nowhere in america is it safe to openly deny the holocaust big no no
you should just dig this hole as deep as possible
tell them one of your family members lived in Palestine and was killed by Israelis which let your feelings momentarily get the best of you, make sure to turn on the water works
Daniel Reed
That does not matter, since all of this istery is part of your national culture now...Pretty sad.
Gavin Gutierrez
Even still I've kept my mouth shut, my head low, and been aware of what other people get pissed off about. This is an instance where I'm sorry I got caught and not sorry I did it. I haven't gotten in trouble.
Aaron Morgan
t. 16 year old edgelord
Joshua Moore
Kek lieing. You deserv it.
If you appologise go and kys.
Juan Turner
The entire written apology should consist of holocaust jokes.
Jonathan Harris
Just claim to be part Jewish. Always worked for me
David Clark
I never denied the Holocaust to her. I'm only referring to when I called her a retarded Jew.
And I know I'm getting hate, I was prepared for this, so now I'm not leaving until this thread 404s you fuckers!
Gabriel Brooks
Fucking jew bastard hang yourself.
Jace Gutierrez
No, it's too late for that. It's a good idea though.
Jonathan Ward
kill yourself underage jerkoff
Leo Richardson
Jews get priority status in America. Next time, don't make jokes about the Jews.
Kevin Clark
Deny and dissavow, if you admit to it you're fucked
Hunter Powell
Turbo-autist detected
Blake James
I already admitted it, the way the Vice Principal made it sound it was only a matter of time before they found me, so I confessed and now I have shit to deal with.
Brody Cook
You should make another joke tomorrow in your high school! If (((they))) don't like it (((they))) can go fuck (((themselves)))
Jason Green
>Sup Forums is full of high schoolers Who would have thunk it
Landon Morris
Don't even bother going back to plebbit. Just off yourself you fucking fagget.
Easton Thomas
(OP) Never appologise, not on their terms. If you want OP, take your chances and talk to them, stan up for yourself, right? If they don't get it, fuck it, that's on them.
David Gomez
That's why I'm leaving, so they can fuck off in an echo chamber of dumbass freshmen singing Ed Sheeran songs and being all happy with each other. Fuck being nice, it's boring
Thomas Wright
>Muh Holocaust
Noah Robinson
Seduce the vice principal into having a sweaty session of passionate, forbidden sex with you. Afterwards she'll be too eager for more to turn your academic career into question.
And engage in degeneracy, fuck no, and before you ask, I'm sure as fuck not going to seduce my coach, it'd be like sticking my cock in a corn husk. Finally someone who gets it! That's funny shit right there.
Xavier Evans
stop being a fucking pussy make friends with some mexican girls and get them to beat her up for being a cunt of a kike then rejoin the debate like a fucking man kek wills it
Joshua Rivera
B A S E D
fuck that whiny jew bitch. don't apologize. it was a joke and she must stop being so hysterical.
you can admit that it was childish and offensive, but the reaction has been way over the top, and you won't apologize until they admit that they have been hysterical about it all.
Adam Green
bump for keks will
Owen Ramirez
kek wants this
Robert White
If Kek wills it... Seriously though, this shit gets worse every single time, I'm not dealing with it anymore. I never planned to apologize to her, she's a fucking kike and I make all efforts to avoid her in the first place, besides, it's incredibly easy to fake an apology, especially in a letter format.
Mason Allen
if you are on the debate team, make a cogent argument for free speech and the defense of your principles, if you are "one of the best" as you say, you should get off without a problem.
also, stop bullying jews, faggot.
Caleb Robinson
theres a few things to learned about being redpilled, one of them is that backing down from a jew doesnt work. they wont let you ever face them on equal grounds again, theyll always have this/she will make sure she understands u cant get called out and suppressed for saying the words that you want to say. a true alpha could maybe talk to her face to face and work it out, but its not easy a good alternative is to just beat the shit out of them, or a brother of hers, ya know
Robert Nelson
>exposing your power level >not expecting a sjw shitstorm how many times does it need to be said again?
