/Best Korea TV General/ - Thread #1: Kim Gonna Kim

It's that time again! Join as we watch live Based Korea television that's being smuggled out and broadcasted live on the intrawebz.

Use your VLC.

mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

DISCORD
discord.gg/XkSVnme

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/XkSVnme
youtube.com/watch?v=zo3chC_CWHg
youtube.com/watch?v=0QeSlRqd-1k
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moranbong_Band
youtube.com/user/dprksquirrels
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Squirrel_And_Hedgehog/1
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I wish they'd re-run that documentary from last night. It was super cool.

>discord.gg/XkSVnme

Every time I join a discord linked here it turns out to be pure autism. Am I expecting to much to believe /bktvg/'s won't be?

Def.

I did record a documentary about grass a few nights ago. I'll try to stay up tonight to see if I can catch the cartoon.

youtube.com/watch?v=zo3chC_CWHg

The time change here fucked everything up. Best Korea needs to sort themselves out and broadcast more than 7 hours a day.

Their programming is way more intense on weekdays.

Shooped. Real NK assistants in uniform have notepads and scribble in them feverishly.

The documentaries were boring af. I like the cartoons and the ballets. The TV shows were cool too (if they didn't kill that doge).

Discords are always shit and full of 9gag faggots.

Fun fact: Kim Il Sung had a neck growth that Best Korean cameramen were under strict orders not to film.

>tfw no comfy Nork gf lacking any critical thinking skills whatsoever

Kim rarely made state visits. When he came to Yugoslavia in 1975 for a meeting with Tito, a group of NORK officials followed about to find everything he used -- plates, utensils, soiled napkins, sheets -- and stripped them and took them with when they left. They left many other valuable items so the Yugoslavs assumed it was part of his personality cult or to avoid anyone obtaining his fingerprints.

youtube.com/watch?v=0QeSlRqd-1k

...What could you do with Kim's fingerprints in 1975?

There were widespread rumors he was an imposter who assumed the name and identity of the real Kim Il Sung after the latter was killed.

Tie him to a cold case where he raped and murdered a woman before dumping her body in a dumpster.

>it's another Kim inspects the factory episode

will they come back?
;__>'

Based Korea is awesome.

Checked.

Moranbong? I once heard Kim Jong Un personally "auditioned" them.

Also

Kek seems to like this thread.

>Dear Leader rides in a Lincoln

I'm sure Lincoln appreciates his endorsement.

That's the Great Leader, you imperialist capitalist running dog lackey

How do I open the MMS link?

Any media player should be able to open a network stream

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moranbong_Band

Interesting...
>tfw they fell for the disney degeneracy weapon

Wow, I had no idea

I went to a NK restaurant once, the girls were gorgeous, food was a bit shit though and they didn't really want to chat

>dat flag

We don't

Will your country arrest you for watching this? Or do you guys get Best Korean propaganda all the time?

This is relaxing as fuck

>have to live next door to the delusional fuckers
>don't even get the consolation of a good chuckle at their hilariously inept propaganda

I feel bad for you guys

Here's an interesting fact imo. There are only two cities in Best Korea that get electricity 24/7 - Pyongyang and Peace Village (which gets it to make you think all Best Korean cities have the same commodities).

Surprisingly, it's working. I guess they're too busy blocking porn sites

>do we get propaganda from our ideological opposite rival with shit tier technology
What do you think buddy?

You know, it's weird, watching old Kim Il-sung. If you don't think of him as a military dictator, and think of him as a CEO, I see the exact same shit happening here south of the border. the mindless deference to authority, hanging on your superior's every word, wanting to impress them with diligence and formality. weird

Peace village is such a fucking meme, I wonder if the North even know we know it's bullshit, it's sad really

Why do all the nork announcers sound retarded? Is this something they do in best korea exclusively or is it an asian thing?

If you live near the border they usually blast anti-America speeches and Socialist operettas through loud speakers.
It probably worked better in the past when everyone didn't have satellite photos to see the rest of North Korea isn't the same as that fake village.

Do you mean how overexcited they sound? Pretty sure that's only NK

Yeah, especially the female newscasters, they sound so weird it's distracting.

Yeah, but apart from that token effort their external propaganda effort is non existent afaik. Worst Korean government smuggles USBs with Western films and shit in all the time. Also Peace village was shown to be a sham through fucking telescopes

Goddamnit Norks, wheres my new episodes of Squirrel and Hedgehog?

They are creaming their panties because they are reporting on Dear Leader

this channel has a bunch of episodes: youtube.com/user/dprksquirrels

Also there are probably more episodes, but the guy smuggling them out probably got shot

rule 34 when?
*squee*
:3c

You sure you wanna go there?
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Squirrel_And_Hedgehog/1

Oh fuck nigga even North Korea uses the metric system

Theres tons m8.

Rule 34 is punishable by firing squad in True Korea.

...

no way

Cartoon time niggers!

I wish I knew what these bears were saying.

Is it propaganda?

Anything showing food is propaganda.

News report time!

>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

Is the stream working right now ?

It is for me. Its a news program right now.