Coopers beer

In light of Coopers beers ability to piss off faggots and faggot sympathizers.

Is Coopers dare I say:

/ourbräu/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
abc.net.au/news/2017-03-14/coopers-brewery-not-involved-gay-marriage-video/8351894
youtube.com/watch?v=PK3O4chRhMg
brewsnews.com.au/2017/03/coopers-launches-bible-society
-beer/
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>falling for the alcoholic jew

good goy

>Not drinking under any circumstances

You call yourself aussie?

>you can't be Australian without poisoning your brain
Shit like this is how we convince ourselves that mass immigration is a good idea

back to Cambodia you go
and yes sparkling is our brew unless pale's on tap

what's with the filename?

I'm Australian of 19th century immigrant anglo stock.

Admittedly I am trying to find a way off this desert shithole before it implodes

don't let the door hit you on the way out

this has to be the most faggpot ridden controversy I have ever seen. It's beyond the pale. and (((you))) are a fuckwit. Mindlessly parroting burger/pol like a good little robot.
There's a special place in hell for faggots like you

edit
(((you))) are a fuckwit*.*

what is the controversy?
I really don't get what the filename is about

Hi Australia thread. Can somebody give me a quick rundown about this controversy

yes, it's called not being an unhealthy fuck

I know it's a big ask, but you could try typing 'Coopers' into Google News and see what comes out

Lol what? You think I could go anywhere outside of Sup Forums for anything? I only believe what people on Sup Forums say.

Hey neighbor. Care to fill me in on what my favorite stralian beer company have done to rustle jimmies?

Beer company has christian roots, promotes a debate on Gay marriage, lefties whinge and cry and call for a boycott.

sponsored a 'debate' between two opposing sides of the SSM debate, co sponsored by the bible society.
now all the poofters have theor knickers in a twist and are boycotting

K fine. perhaps next time you start a thread about some minor local occurrence on an international politics board you could perhaps include a link to the news in the OP

see, my lethargy and laziness paid off
thanks

K k-keep me posted

Whoops wallabynigger I replied to was not OP.
Brb suicide

Have you guys ever played Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? I loved that game when I was a kid. All the characters were aussies

>
>I'm Australian of 19th century immigrant anglo stock.
>Admittedly I am trying to find a way off this desert shithole before it implodes


Fuck off we're full

t. the world

goofed good

Seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes

Never heard of it sorry pal.
I'm a star short of a kangaroo molester though if you catch my drift.

YES.

Always was a good beer, now it's even better.

They're bloody lovely beers. What's this about them pissing off gays though?

Expensive but definitely in my top 5

Damn Aussies are OK in my book. No abos tho

So when aussie fags r mad they like to twist up their underwear and walk around? Sounds painful.

YEAH THIS POISON HATES DICK AS MUCH AS I DO

tying to think how to express this
>bipedal marsupai +shagging = n where n= stars on ausflag
>4 legged ruminant+shagging = n2 where n2 = stars on cuzzie bro flag

archive.is/z2P16

only the poofters
vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo

Like his poofy vagina

Bloody hell! Who left the door open? The wind has blown leafs in.

sorry mate, I leave it like that so the dog can go have a piss

Original Pale Ale = GOAT

Had one sitting for 3 years after it's "Best After" date, they only get better.

Thanks very much. So, SJWs are being faggots about nothing and choosing to misinterpret something in a way that offends them again. Sounds about right.

I'm going to pick up a box or two of their lovely sparkling ale on the weekend and see if I can help offset any lost sales.

As a south aussie it was the first beer I ever drank and the beer I drink most often

Officially /OURBREW/

>tfw they have already cucked saying they no longer endorse the bible society and support diversity and inclusiveness

Check out these poofters

Hence "best after" instead of "best before"
;)

leafs are not permitted in auspol. off to manus island with you.

If you're an Aussie and you don't drink, you might have sever autism. Please ask your doctor if suicide is right for you.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink my homebrew.

This is great, Coopers have accidentally exposed the intolerant left to even more people with this scripted apology.

>christians
lol

REMINDER: Incase the thought hadn't already popped into your head, GO AND BUY THEIR BEER! The leftys are trying to boycott it.

Is everything a bush over there or something

17$ a six pack at my local bottlo. On special though

Coopers is a great beer. Will unironically buy and enjoy a few cases of Pale Ale and Best Extra Stout.

Dan Murphy's has 3 longnecks of green for 15, same price as lesser beers. Cheaper than VB.

I bought some today not even relising all of this was going on

>Coopers tries to pander to gays by opening up discussion about faggotmarriage and makes a promotional shitty beer probably on par with Coopers clear
>Fags get buttblasted because they demand forcing everyone to accept their agenda rather than letting discourse take place

Coopers is still entertaining the idea, so they're fucking faggots too.
Fuck off

The non-mutual enemy of my enemy is not my friend cunt

It's where we send our mudslimes.

Sounds like motivation to buy more beer to me

Switching n2 for (n-1) makes the second half of second statement redundant.
More succinct. I like where you took that though.

Coopers Beer have now become our Chick-Fil-A, the official food of the Right.

Wait! You're saying kiwi's are sheep shaggers? The welsh won't sit still for that!

If anything the welsh should be proud their legacy lives on.

>not drinking the superior SA beer

best end of the day is a West End of a day you gay cunts.

Pale Ale is alright though.

Absolute ratpiss.

Can't be any worse than this light beer poofterdom Coopers are doing.

what is this motivation to buy beer you speak of

nor should the sheep

abc.net.au/news/2017-03-14/coopers-brewery-not-involved-gay-marriage-video/8351894

Dry alcoholic for a few years here. Red label was my poison. Fucken meal in a bottle.

t. southwark bitter feral
p.s. is that you Stan?

Never tried Southwark, probably because you'd be hard pressed to find it outside of a Bottle-o in Adelaide and Adelaide is a shithole.

ITT:No fucke Basher Plebs.

thats why i left

That's not a good picture of that beer. It looks flat - a stout is supposed to have some foam at the top. And, the foam is supposed to stay there. That means the texture is not thick.

Between these 2 and the new Fosters I wanna know which is the absolute worst.

To another city like a gay cunt?

>Coopers Brewery is and has always been supportive of diversity and encourages individualism
>Our company supports marriage equality.

STOP BUYING COOPERS SHIT YOU FUCKING INBRED DICKHEADS

>Luke Hiscox
>especially as many of his staff identified as LGBTI.
...

Fuck yea Coopers Red rules, they only have green at my local now. Sad times

>To another city like a gay cunt?
nah faggot. to Gods own.. FNQ. eventually

Not bad, but after one longy it starts to taste like you're sucking on coins.

>taking a photo of beer in a shot glass

That's all you need to know.

>not drinking
GET OUT MUSSIE

bought a 6 pack today, first ever time buying beer was supper awkward to the secutiry guy, probs should of gotton sparkling instead of pale ale but the deal was already done
>ps i put my bottles out of sundlight, do i put it in the fridge as i might not use all for weeks

I love the coopers sparkling ale over all other coopers, my brother hates it though, he says it taste like blood but he drinks the pale ale

>Gods own

That ain't Yandina cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=PK3O4chRhMg

>misinformation; the thread
Coopers made 10,000 beers as a gift for the charitable work the Bible group did over the last 200 years

They used those beers to make a video on gay marriage, without Coopers knowledge or permission

You faggots need to learn how to read

Coopers Red, GOAT Aussie beer.

Do some push ups and lift weights faggot

Aussies don't trust cunts that don't drink so you are probably a gook or a mudslime

brewsnews.com.au/2017/03/coopers-launches-bible-society
-beer/
>10,000 cartons
>no mention of it being a "gift", described instead as "teamed up with"

Fuck oath, what a pack of fucken shirt lifters

Trust me, it was 10,000 beers, not cartons. And Coopers had absolutely no knowledge of what these dumbasses were going to do with the beer and nor did they ever give any permission for it. Go look at the bible societies statements.

kek have fun m8 we don't need soft cocks anyway

imgine how this poor cunt feels
>rejected by my religion, cant post on Ummah.com
>kicked out of the footy club for being a faggot
>permab& from kikebook for being a knob
>come to /pol, your last and only hope
>get shitbagged so hard you want no aloha snackbar, but no cunt gives you the recipe
>slowly fade.... to dust.

the beer in the marriage discussion video was just a regular beer, not the 200th anniversary of the bible society edition

you make it sound like coopers gave the cans do the bible society, which they did not. instead, coopers made a limited edition beer with bible verses on them and were intending to distribute them like any other limited release

Fuck Coopers. Yenda is where it is at right now

They did give it just as a gift, there was no intent to sell the beers, trust me, I know how this went down because I am a Cooper.

basement-tier camel jizz

a CoopAnon.. ok

xxxx
t. former Banana Bender now a sandgroper.

Even Queenslander fucken hate xxxx and it's their state beer.

So Coopers don't actually hate faggots? My respect for them has decreased.

Pale ale is shit as far as I am concerned, low alcohol content and its overpriced. hipster shit. Doesn't mean I wont drink it