If there was a war and there were some Sup Forumsacks among the POW you captured, how would you treat them?

If there was a war and there were some Sup Forumsacks among the POW you captured, how would you treat them?

I'd get you guys some tea for the old times sake and be sure you guys get the good cells, food etc.

What's the war? The retaking of Constantinople?

I dunno, ww3? You can assume whatever.

Shiiiet i'd pin you down and fuck your roach asshole when we retake Constantinople ;)

No homo

since it is implied that i am on the inside being as i have captured Sup Forumsacks.. i would arm them, inform them they are to kill all they see.

I'm uh... strangly okay with that.

No homo ofc.

Yeah! We can get our own faction going!

Are you the depressionposter Turk?

I would like to befriend them but most of the Sup Forumsacks wouldn't go to war in the first place.

>not arming fellow Sup Forumsacks to start own country

get out of here if you would put turkey before fellow polacks

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It wouldn't matter. You are my enemy. We could have been friends in a different timeline, but in this one you are not to be trusted nor given any amount of leniency. Such is the way of life.

This thread is depressing though

I'd slip you guys some good food and trade bantz while on guard duty. I'd let you keep your "He Will Not Divide Us" posters.

fuck off with that bleddit garbage for fucks sake

Was about to write something friendly and heartwarming but then I saw your flag. I'd probably just shoot you right away.

i'd make sure it wouldn't be hard, give them some food and water from time to time and talk to keep them sane

Well, at least I'm not like these guys

I'd ask them what their favorite meme was.

If they didn't say Hoppean Snake I'd execute them on the spot to put the commie out of its misery.

Sing Shadilay

I'm the memeball poster Turk.

Your sentimental nature, while admirable, severely erodes operational security. The upside is a new friend everyone else will hate, the downside is that you are lying, and I will die like a filthy ponce.

only good turk is a turk who STAYS IN HIS FUCKING COUNTRY,
thank you for not coming here

Np bro. I came to visit once. Bread and fruits are too expensive anyway.

If you wouldn't look out for your fellow Sup Forumsack, please fuck off and never come back.

i hope this whole erdogan situation will be over soon. there doesn't need to be so much tension over such a dumb fucking thing

My assertion is that you cannot know for certain that he is your fellow.

Agreed, dutches are cool. I don't think it would escalate much further anyway, gone far enough as it is.

There is no harm in being good to your prisoners man.

I have respect for all right wingers even though i am a racist.

>There is no harm in being good to your prisoners man.
Yes, but giving them more is retarded.

Same, degeneracy is far worse than anything else and that's what you get with leftists.

It would actually be like the soccer matches and whatnot played during WWI and the Spanish Civil War.

> WWIII will bring Sup Forums worldwide together
> From the nuclear ashes of globalism will rise a Sup Forums society where there is no animosity, only bantz

It's actually bringing a tear to my eye.

>tfw no Sup Forumsistan

Every intelligent and educated Turk hates that fundamentalist. I wonder who the Kurds support.

anyone that gives two shits about them

Kurds support either AKP or HDP. AKP being Erdo's party and HDP being a Kurdish party.

i thought erdo wanted to get rid of the kurds

It was expectable from these animals. They are giving Turkey a bad name all over Europe as same as gypsies give Romania a bad name.

Nah. Kurds have never been in this good of a state before Erdo. They love him. Erdo just wants to get rid of PKK Kurds.

Yeah, they are pretty crass. Especially in the Eastern Turkey. The ones that come to west tend to get better of get arrested.

>larping this hard

the whole kurd/isis situation is so fucking confusing.
american backed kurds fighting with american backed turks who together fight secretly american backed isis fighting american backed iraq and occupying the place where america planted their democracy (libya)
>american occupation

i'd spend my off duty hours knitting each of you a pair of /comfy/ socks,

> Going to heed the warning and leave Sup Forums tomorrow for a few weeks until I get an idea of what's going on
> Actually going to miss you guys

If I'm not going to be here anymore, I want you guys to know how much fun I've had. I legitimately might have offed myself a few weeks back without you. You were my friends when nobody else was.

Thanks.

> TFW drunk by myself but until now I had Sup Forums

Time for the next big adventure, I guess.

Aww, thx user.

See you around I hope. I feel lucky that I don't live in a western country now. There is no way I get arrested for going on Sup Forums.

I hate US. They fuck up everything. Hopefully Trump will put an end to it when he's done with the deep state.

Can you get arrested for accidentally stumbling upon CP there?

Accidentaly? No. I know because I did while I was browsin the darknet. You can torrent the whole internet without consequence aswell.

My mother is a lawyer and she had a case where a guy was caught with CP on his PC. He got jailed, dunno for how long. I assume he'd be fine if he didn't get caught though.

TR government doesn't seem to care about what you download or browse, they only care about what you post.

>mfw Turkey is more libertarian than western Europe

Can't wait for your country to rise again alongside the whole eastern Europe and leave those socalists wallow in their own blood. Send more Kurds to them.

I honestly think you guys would fare better in Turkey than Europe. I've been to Spain, Germany, NL, Chez Republic and France. They have too many rules/regulations and the basic needs are too expensive even when the money you earn is considered.

A whole bread is 0.5 euros here, while it was 0.5 per slice in europe. We get 1 kilo of bananas for 2-3 euros here, while it is 2 euros per there.

I didn't come here tonight to feel -_-

Most of the Romanians hold grudge against Turkey, blind hatred to be frank. Their reasoning is peculiar (>b-but they are Muslims, they have invaded us!!), and this thought is very widespread here.

Romanians sometimes go to Greece and southern Italy to work yet avoid Turkey, because they "would never work for Muslims".

Check'd

It's seems to me that many Europeans hold those beliefs, which is kinda weird to me because many Turks don't care about where you are from, unless you are Armenian.

Depends on what flag they have.

Most people are pretty cool here besides the leafs, poos and, unfortunately for you, the roaches. All 3 of you guys shitpost with no merit. At least people like the Aussies make their shitposting funny.

Roaches and leafs shitposting makes it obvious they take themselves and their shitty views seriously and I think the poos have just gotten fed up with all the poo jokes that they are butthurt beyond repair.

I used to believe in this kind of stereotype too, until I have gone outside of the Romanian internet (this was like 3-4 years ago). Turks are part of every nice subculture: black metal, experimental music, dark folk. I used to lump them up with the Arabs before.

Armenians are actually lowlife scum in my opinion, as a country. They wage war, they stir up hate in Karabakh, and they expect Europe to support them because
>m-muh Christian brethren

Trump is pretty tight fisted. I doubt he'll keep funding all sides of every war without a clear payoff.

i don't know, if it was a war against Turkey, i guess i would arm you so you help me kill the enemy, and then we kill every single muslim in Turkey, so the apostate and atheists turks can live in peace in their country

but if you're a muslim Sup Forumsack i won't spare you, you would have to apostasy or die

Fuck off zack

How would we identify each other?

obviously pic related.

oh shit

imagine 4/pol/lacks and 8/pol/lacks in the same cell.....

I'm from Tarlac. You?

quiapo

too many fucking tribal muslims and beggars here boy

Why you kill prisoners France? :(

The genocide thing has a different narrative here too, told directly by actual survivors of the events. Which includes a local civil war, burning of muslims etc. They were basically being massacred by locals after trying to get rid of them and failing. Ottoman army relocated them to end the war. That's why Turks hate them.

Nice idea, but I'd just walk in and say 'Shadilay, praise Kek'. If they respond similar or with appropriate bantz, they are one of us.

Visited that place to buy solar panels and batteries.

I kek'd out loud when I saw a row of stalls stalls ran by muslims selling dildos and vibrators, pirated porn DVDs, and fake aphrodisiacs. What's with those?

Why not just yell it out loud at a communal area? Saves you the autism from interrogating them one by one.

recently they removed those pieces of shits cuz pro-du30 cops.

i don't know why they sell them there. maybe their brain on poverty and Islam fucked it too hard?

That's kinda autistic too though.

Anyway thx for the thread guys. Gotta go now see you around.

Torture the shit out of them, breaking every military convention I'd usually uphold, people on Sup Forums are the worst

>If there was a war and there were some Sup Forumsacks among the POW you captured, how would you treat them?

those wouldn't be POW's those would be new recruits

I've always wondered what's in those little ripoff chinese aphrodisiacs in lewd printed boxes. Ever seen what's inside?

never needed it

fucking muslims man.
>pic related
they bully you at school, and when you fight back you ended up being threatened to death.

It's one of the most basic rules of war to treat your POWs with all your respect.
Either you leave none alive in battle or you treat your captives good.

Of course a filthy roach wouldn't know this

Considering the average Sup Forums user openly expresses intent to genocide and exterminate people, I would obviously show no mercy and torture them to death.

I would feel pity for all those keyboard warriors.

I'd tell him his waifu is shit and laugh when he begins to reeee

I used to live near a mosque in Laguna. Every night, they crank up the louspeaker when i'm trying to sleep, filling the air in a kilometer radius with sandnigger babble over 120 decibels.

But here, the kids act, speak, dress like niggers while listening to (((american))) rap music, and are always yelling even during conversation. So my blood pressure stays the same.

you dastardly rascal

i won't spareeven a singleone of you r_theDonald faggots

I wonder how would we identify redditors. Do they have signs to identify each other?

I can relate, almost had my mother and son killed "Accidentally" by those scum.

I am now convinced the only way to save mindanao is to massacre the scum and indoctrinate their women and children.

black chokers

Where are you from m8?

I wonder if any of our soldiers down in Mindanao larp as crusaders going "DEUS VULT" and "REMOVE KEBAB."

I'm from Quezon City currently shitposting from my desk job as we speak since work day is slow lmao, you the user from Quiapo btw?

also, story on your mum?

also, is she qt?

Nope, I'm the user asking about the sandniggers shilling chinese penis-enlargement pills and 4-inch dildos.

No matter the bants, dude, we fucking love each other. Stay strong, stay safe, stay great!

I have also heard that all the Azeris were made to leave Armenia (there was a minority left since there were the USSR), Azeri women were hate raped by Armenians and they killed everything who didn't flee. Most of the skirmishes post-1991 have been sparked by Armenia.

This is a good reason to hate Armenia I guess.

>Go on a peaceful countryside roadtrip
>Stop by the Gas Station Restaurant to grab some breakfast
>head back to car when suddenly a bunch of Peaceful Muslims drive down the Parking lot and nearly hit my mom and my son in his carriage
>Shout out to mom and the car barely misses her
>Be filled with Seething Anger and Hatred at that Muslim Family for not even batting an eye as they head inside towards Jollibee
>Flash them the Middle Finger, the head of the family walks towards me all pissed
>I get even more pissed because he was clearly at fault but yet he's angry
>A fistfight almost ensues between me, him, and his fatass son but the ladies on both sides pull us back
>Mom and Muslim women exchange insults before we leave
>Got redpilled after that and never looked back since. Especially when I was the liberal type who loved Muslims since I used to live in the U.A.E. and all

And my mum looks good for her Age but unless you like Liberal Harpies screaming at you about DutDut and Trump I suggest you think it over again.

I would never leave my room

>see emaciated fellow white boy shivering in a cell corner
>rattle the bars with my night stick
>"what's your problem, shit stick?"
>"nothing, guard user. I just can't believe I'm here."
>"what's there not to believe, prisoner?"
>"it's just...we won the meme war of 2016...how could it end up like this?"
>unlock cell and turn my back to the prisoner
>"what you do now is up to you, prisoner. Kek be with you"
>tears stream down my face

>mfw OP's pic accurately describes me.

The only war with Turkey I can envision would be some sort of crusade to take back Constantinople. I am willing to let all Kekists and Christian Turks live as comfy pows, Muslim roaches get the bullet.

I have always wondered how are we going to solve the shitty drivers and pedestrians problem. After removing kebab of course.

Ottomans did alright in ww1

If there was a war.....Sup Forums would win.

>All Sup Forums bro's would be on our side with cock shaped laser swords
>Using the sark side of the meme force to make our enemies "An hero"
>You would have a legion of "Based Stickmen and Bane" running around swinging the conquered foreskins of our foes on rope made from pubic hair!
>There would be NO WAR! It would be the greatest game of team death match / domination ever.
>Sup Forums would fly drones around playing shadilay driving our enemies completely insane just like Sharia LeCuck
>The name "Kek" would be chiseled into monuments from the worlds greatest shitposters
>The future CIA, NSA, FBI would come to pay homage to our monuments
>A new religion would be born from the great kekastanis which would bring peace to the force

All survivors would convert from pure comedy

communicate through intricate code of knocks and knocks back

somewhat rare

I dont really care about what Turkey and the turks do in their own nation, but the sheer amount of Turks here that identify as Turk before anything else is way too high. I want turks to be deported for the sake of my country, not based on the fact they are Turks but because the vast majority as a foreign, harmful influence. I dont mind of the good ones stay. It's just sad there's so many bad ones.

Honestly after all these years I've turned bretty fashy. If the nation became 100% committed to removing kebab and in a state of total war I'd sign right up. Otherwise right now they're still going too easy on them imo.

pic-unrelated

Can't go to war, need to stay here and keep the white women sexed up.

Execute on spot.

The same way SS was handelt.
There is no redemption.

4 of clubs is the symbol of a brother after nuke or zombie etc, newfag

Same thing, except I got redpilled by my peers over-consuming (((american))) media and acting like filthy niggers.

They always romanticize 'thug life' and being complete degenerates. I had terrible first-hand experience with niggers when I grew up in The States. Such naivety.

War is shtf. newfag.