USA vs AUSTRALIA

the Australia Military is a dynamo dozen and for all indents and purposes we would flaw the US Forces, in fact we would receive a Notice Of Surrender withing 48 hours if a War we're to begin

Australia has a military?

You wut cunt? Dont go forgettin bout that Pineal Gape that them americunts have ere now gubbna. I'm sure they'd be happy to remind ya

not anymore

Isn't 90% of Australia a barren wasteland?

No wonder they get so triggered when people point out New Zealand is better Australia.

The US Navy has more aircraft carriers than every other country combined

All major cities are within striking distance of the coast

The US has a global listen station in the middle of our country.

Please be nice to them.

It's funny cos Australia is way better than NZ in so many ways.
Except sandniggers and NOGUNZ.

Maybe with the emus on our side, but I feel that's going to be a while.

Sure, buddy. You're great.

PLEASE GET RID OF THE CHINKS IN OUR CITIES JESUS CHRIST THE HOUSE PRICES ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING US FROM BEING THE BEST NATION ON EARTH.

Shhhhh..
People will wanna move here!

best small army in the world mate

Fuck off we're full

AN AUSTRALIA AGAINST THE US IS A PRO CHINA AUSTRALIA

SAY NO! TO CHINA

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They would just nuke you so Australia becomes a toxic, deadly wastela-
Nevermind you're right

My full brother.

>tfw had my first blowjob from a guy today
>grindr is chock-full of people 100% up for it all the time

Has there ever been a better time to be alive?

faggots need to gtfo tbqhwy

We did it discretely, lad, went to his place, enjoyed myself and then left. What is the issue? we're not staging pride parades in the street.

So we got the EF88s now huh

mmmmm nice rifle

Most battalions, still rolling out I believe.

yes...back in the early 80's when HIV spread silently through the ranks

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i think so

Pine Gap?

Now with PreP and PEP it is basically bringing back bareback (jej) which is a good thing as I hate using condoms.

>The two closest military allies in the world
>Going to war
You realize Australia has involved itself in every single conflict the US has ever gone to, right?

They are so intertwined Australia is basically an arm of the US military. And if it was an arm, it would be the one that throws spiders.

You lost to fucking emus, LOL.

Did you know Aboriginals can save Australia with 1 call?

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yeah, we did, and in our hour of need where you yanks huh? nowhere to be fucking seen. cowards!

Hey, we have our own emu attacks to worry about.

why did you import our most dangerous creature!? or did they swim.. cunning bastards they are it wouldnt surprise me

Is it ever OK to meatgaze at a trough urinal like this?

Amphibious Emu Assault Squad

This

Emus can swim!?

They must be joining the ongoing carp war against the Australian navy

you're a fucking idiot mate.

what the fuck. get out.

Fuck off Chink.

Want me to suck your uncut willy?

Im white and we should never want a war with our burgerbros. They are one of the best allies we have and hopefully one day, we can all work together in love and unity to mercilessly slaughter all mudslimes and chinks.

Hans im proud of you. The humor lessons are really paying off.

No thanks. I would prefer it if you gave mike pence a call and got him to give you some special shock treatment.

Cease your degeneracy please.

Good for you that they're only on the west coast... I think.

Did you catch this guys name? Also what state? I swear to god I know him

Mandal Sellick - QLD.

fuck off ya dindu dodo emu cunt

>QLD
What has happened to my beautiful state. I blame Victorians.

o I see I'm being memed on, still the resemblance is spooky.
Makes me worry about the guy I knew from school.

I lost my sides at dynamo dozen.

Mudslimes? Yes! Chinks? No! Chinks are basically us. Natural competitors but respectable in their own way. The rest... subhumans!