/brit/ Act of War edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/
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First for Brighton being the best city

Based bummer boys of Brighton

anime

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>first post fagest post

Mother. Fucker.

It's brit/pol/, not /brit/.

nth for cute lasses

Triggering of article 50 when?

Reminder that Helen Miller is the Queen of Brit/pol/

UK has a democratic referendum to leave the EU.

Gina Miller: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! PARLIAMENT HAS SOVEREIGNTY AND NEEDS TO VOTE ON THIS!

Throws money at the courts and lawyers.

Parliament has a vote and says yes to Brexit.

Gina Miller: THIS IS AN ACT OF WAR!

If anyone needs a cheap laugh...

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39266683

>/brit/
Neck yourself.

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Why doesn't she just go home then?

Who /phimosis/ here?

Remainers on suicide (bomb) watch.

No

>the smell in summer
dear lord.

[citation needed]

>eternal anglo : 3

>eternal kraut: 0

Nope, because I discovered babestation when I was 11 and those women taught me how to wank.

Eternal Kraut is on the minus scale now.

kek.

Question for uncut bongalongs, how do uncut guys put on condoms? do you pull skin back or leave it forward?

>state of my hometown
coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-skydome-racist-attack-police-12737202

>when german containment has been your foreign policy for 800 years

Pull it back desu.

The foreskin naturally retracts when you get a boner my Jewish friend.

Pull foreskin back.

what happens if during a thrust the foreskin goes forward? wouldn't that essentially pull the condom off? or at least pull it forward?

Who says third wave feminism hasn't achieved anything?

I was in Sainsbury and happily not triggered.

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>condom
Congrats, you're a feminist

One of them is decorated to look like a woman so it's technically right.

Why is Jamie Oliver so fat?

My maternal grandparents knew Gina Miller's dad when my grandfather was aluminium prospecting in Guyana in the 60s
He was called doodoo and was some kind of customs lawyer. My grandma didn't like him at all but that's probably more because he was a darkie than anything else
/blog

We need to start locking up our traitors in the Tower again.

Can't happen lad unless you have serious anteater dick. How do you think dicks work?

>gingerbread biscuits decorated with COLOURED fondant icing
RACIST ALERT RACIST ALERT RACIST ALERT

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What? It doesn't matter lol. You've never had sex have you?

THIS JUST IN

Uncut men are INCAPABLE of using condoms.

FACT.

I've had sex but never imagined how an uncut lad would do it.

Morning lads.

>anons still replying to foreskin australian
He's here almost every day and all you're doing is fuelling his wank
Don't give him (You)s

The fucking state of the modern left.

Is he the one that wants an uncut ginger boyfriend?

I'll send you a video you little slut.

The very one :)

Go on then.

>The very one :)

>tfw cis-gendered women oppress your right to trans cum-abortions

What the fuck is actually wrong with you people? You're fucking mental.

Even though I am repulsed by their shenanigans, in a way it I enjoy how they're getting increasingly degenerate. It is pushing more people rightwards. How many of us started off as basic libshits but were driven right because of the poz?

You gotta laugh.

Lad just slip on a johnny have a posh wank and study the dymaics

I'm cut.

jewed

At least British people were smart enough to realize the EU is a tool for foreigners to fuck you over.

the British government is a tool for foreigners to fuck us over

>modern
The left has always been a fucking state.

My parents got it done, not sure why, I think its a family thing as my brothers are cut as well. Not Jewish though.

j e w e d

>the left will go full circle and become about biological determinism and eugenics

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I still like sucking uncut willy if that helps..?

>buy audio equipment for political blog youtube channel
>test it out
>find out my voice sounds like utter shite


Well, fuck.

Berit Milah, from the demon "Baal Berith" the second in command of hell and one of the seven princes of hell.

A sacrifice to that demon in the form of defilement of flesh (removal of foreskin). You goin to jail Meg!

You have audio editing equipment, just alter the treble and bass a bit. You'll be fine, failing that? Do what others do, make an anonymous demon voice thing.

You're a fag?
Get help

Everyone thinks that about their voice. Vocaroo you saying a sentence and we'll give you feedback.

What happened to Oz? This is some bargain basement shitposting.

get a audio filter so you sound like bane.

>tfw legit gay
>a man was sucking my penis today and I ejaculated into his mouth
>britpol thinks you're just shitposting

Lived in Aberdeen Scotland for 12 years. The city literally will be fucked if Scotland go independent.

Literally dependent on oil industry that British government provides

Independence for Wessex when?

The queen better refuse to sign the Brexit bill. Even prominent experts say that Britain will be much worse off out of the EU and I don't want hardworking British people to suffer at the hands of the uneducated population that voted to leave.

>today
>it's 1am in australia

>Happily funds the IRA for muh independence
>Supports Welsh, Cornish and Scottish independence
>Doesn't want England to be free
Go fuck yourself you cuck.

Here you go

vocaroo.com/i/s0M88EkBb1eE

I'm still up, it's only 20 minutes past midnight lad and I'm about to go to the gym

Only way to tell is for you to imgur a pic of your flaccid uncut willy.

>The queen better refuse to sign the Brexit bill

She will sign it, and she'll sign it with one of those tiny pens you get in betting-shops and then tell the EU to sniff her fingers

>he doesn't know about docking
You can always use my forseskin m8.

Yeah show us your willy m8

You sound fine

>on the oil industry the british government provides
>not the oil industry the north sea provides
hmmmm

Your voice is perfectly fine, I don't know why you're worried?

Googled, disgusting.

There's nothing wrong with it, just make sure you vary your pitch a bit here and there if you're making videos.

Did someone say....WAR!!!
MURICA CHECKING IN!!

>disgusting
>using another mans foreskin to keep warm
What a faggot.

I dont know, I thought it sounded a bit nasally, never mind, thanks.

Cheers

Would sniff laurie penny's feet desu

This. emulate Brian Blessed.

Would you lick her pussy?

Brighton is a fucking dump, like all cities

Sounds tight.

Hahahaha, enjoy not having any ramps"

*!

No what am i gay

>westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

>needing cuckramps to lift your shitty planes into the air

top kek m8