Redpill me on switzerland

Are they /ourGuys/?

Toblerone is owned by a Jewish company run by a Jewish old lady.

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Sage

>tfw you will never live in Schweiz

No. We suck. Fuck off

What happened to "shoot twice and go home" ?

how do swiss guards get recruited?

The EU banned our bullets
>Be security guard
>Take 10 hour course on being vatican guard
>Become vatican guard

Thanks now i cant buy those, asshole.

Everything is owned by jews get over it.

Mountain jews

Switzerland is overrated, used to be a lot better 10-20yrs ago

The world used to be better 10-20 years ago bro

I'm moving to Switzerland in a 2 weeks, how hard is stealing cars here?

Cars are cars wherever you go. Good luck.

>go to Geneva expecting to witness a plutocratic utopia

>it's a shithole full of druggies

>Geneva

Frechman complaining about a city that was ruined by the french.

good

game

Allows anonymous banking, originally to protect Jews from unfair wealth confiscation. Now used by drug and arms dealers, warlords, gold and diamond smugglers, grave robbers, coin shavers, etc to squander their ill gotten wealth.

Confédération Helvétique is French clay, I'm entitled to criticize it if I want.

Sure thing muslim

No

France is rightful clay of the helvetic confederation but your full of nogs so we dont want you anymore

Albania pls.

kk

Amen.

you have slav fingers

Albanian roach has a Swiss passport, nice.

lol slavshit :D:DDDDDDDD

>I'm moving to Switzerland in a 2 weeks, how hard is stealing cars here?
and they wonder why we're opposed to immigration

here in switzerland the poles have a reputation of being thieves....do other countries think the same about them?

Yeah they are dirty people

Fuck french people in Switzerland. Bunch of traitors.

>that fat tip
M8 your finger looks like a dick

No, it's a poor degenerate refugee overriden shithole. Please don't come.

We don't really have any problems with them here because of the location, the few we do have just blend in.

Still have the old polack jokes so I guess they might have a less-than-smart stereotype here.

a guy with a sac comes to the german border, border control asks what do you want here?
guy responds he wants to steal and plunder.
border police deny him entry,

the guy with a sac comes to the swiss border, border control asks what do you want here?
guy responds he wants to steal and plunder.
border police deny him entry,

the guy with a sac comes to the polish border, border control asks what do you want here?
guy responds "someone stole my sac"

>sac
>obviously from a French speaking canton
>dislikes Geneva
Why?

wew faggets got mad at superior Polish citizen :^)

how does this make me a romand?....im as north swiss as it gets

Well, I figured someone writing "sack" in the French manner would be a native French speaker. My mistake.

ok understanable since the anglos stole our *rucksack* word

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The only Swiss person I know by name is Jonny Giger and he's pretty chill, not to mention an amazing flatground skater.

yeah, just remember even niggers think they're the superior race.

Poles are niggers of Europe, I'm fine with this """"""""""""""insult""""""""""""""""""

Switzerland is boring but great.
>dont come into my country though