/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHRINKING MINORITY LEADER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet 3/13/17
youtu.be/DH7GikYhXFU
>Pres Trump session on healthcare 3/13/17
youtu.be/ts_C_WivWGI
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #7 3/10/17
youtu.be/VaNZ4Gm1ylM
>Pres Trump Health Care Discussion 3/10/17
youtu.be/yRYEQy2eSmI
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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sputniknews.com/military/201703141051582048-north-korea-retaliation-us-sovereignty/
zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-14/north-korea-puts-army-combat-mode
npr.org/2017/03/14/520162859/rex-tillerson-travels-to-asia-amid-north-korea-tensions
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Lenin,_Seattle
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Frumpf is NOT my president.

#Hillary2020

Not awoo but whatever

PPPMMMMUUURRRRTTTTT

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"None Weaker, This Speaker"

>1980s
>Paul Ryan elected class president; he's captain of the Basketball team; he has a loving family

>At 16, Ryan finds his dad's lifeless body
>A week later, his Alzheimer's grandma moves in
>His mom remarries ASAP

>After graduation, his mom gets him a job as Sen. Kasten's aide
>After Kasten loses reelection, Ryan avoids Wisconsin; he instead opts to wait tables and write corporate speeches until 1996, when he joins the Dole/Kemp campaign
>He writes speeches for Kemp, who becomes a father figure
>Ryan finds new purpose, but soon the campaign ends

>Burned by his emotional investment twice now, he moves home
>in '98, incumbent Congressman Neumann runs for Senator and taps Ryan to replace him in the House
>Ryan reluctantly agrees, then wins... 7 times
>In 2012, he's Romney's VP-to-be, even a loss would be a needed 2 year respite
>He is informed that he's actually too late to withdraw from his House race; he has to run for both
>"FUCK"

>in 2015, Ryan an unexpectedly nom for Speaker
>He declines (x5) but wins anyway

>the pattern is clear: Ryan will do anything to avoid blame; that's why while he didn't seek the position of Speaker, he also did not refuse it
>Trump saw this pattern, so he set a trap by "endorsing" Ryan's healthcare plan - which typically means he would "sell" the plan and be most to blame if it failed
>This made Ryan feel safe, so he went all-in
>Trump then claimed that Ryan tricked him, citing the bleak CBO estimates (among other evidence)
>As insurance, Trump leaked Ryan shit-talking in private while he "unified" the party in public

>Trump will twist the knife in Nashville tomorrow (on the Ides of March, no less) by going over all the suggestions and revisions he likes for the bill, while talking about how much fixing it needs "but that's okay, after all, it isnt a law yet"
>The rally will end with the perfect message for the risk-averse, blameshifting outgoing Speaker:
>"You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Geert just called the Prophet Mohammed a pedophile warlord at the Netherlands debate

They're all garbage

Someone post the webm of Gavin

How can Hillary campaign for a public position when she's in prison?

Did you know Trump was close friends with cocaine and arms traffickers besides being mentored by CIA's Roy Cohn on how to run sex trafficking rings (like Trump's grandfather who ran a whorehouse)?

So much for that whole media going hard on him thing. You hardly know anything about his deep CIA background.

NO
DON'T

WHAT
THE
FUCK

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We need to edit this to make it more /ptg/ flavored. Remove freeloaders from Estonia and Poland, add rapists to Canada, and put a bomb on Israel.

Can he even do anything significant if he's elected?

So can we agree that Canadians are the worst race?

Not gonna spam this forever but i spent way too long writing it for no fucking reason to not repost it once or twice

Why do i do these things, pol

*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

I want to strangle that snake.

>Saudi deputy crown prince meets with Trump
english.alarabiya.net/en/News/2017/03/14/Saudi-Deputy-Crown-Prince-arrives-to-US-for-meeting-with-Trump.html

>Iran sends destroyer and warship to the Gulf of Aden: In a provocative move, Iran announced sending the “45 Group” of the Iranian Naval Force, which consists of a ship and a destroyer to the Gulf of Aden and Bab al-Mandab
english.alarabiya.net/en/News/gulf/2017/03/14/Iran-sends-destroyer-and-warship-to-the-Gulf-of-Aden.html

>Wider war inevitable as Iran continues to expand its proxies from the Arabian Gulf to the Mediterranean
arabnews.com/node/1068376

>North Korea: ‘Merciless’ Retaliation if US Violates Sovereignty
sputniknews.com/military/201703141051582048-north-korea-retaliation-us-sovereignty/

>North Korea Puts Army Into "Combat Mode"
zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-14/north-korea-puts-army-combat-mode

>Rex Tillerson Travels To Asia Amid North Korea Tensions
npr.org/2017/03/14/520162859/rex-tillerson-travels-to-asia-amid-north-korea-tensions

>US Marines' New Chopper to Be More Expensive Than F-35 "Disaster"
sputniknews.com/military/201703151051583794-us-marines-chopper-expensive-f35/

>EU

I want to believe

For the (You)s

Daily reminder

>How can Hillary campaign for a public position when she's dead?
Inb4 Bilderberg group ritual necromancy

Liberals virtue signaling. Once the money starts drying up, they'll back down ASAP.

Hello, shills

This is Cirno

She's ours now, she came to us on her own

tl;dr lol

One time I ate a jos luis. It was p. good.

Never had a timbit though, and I'd really like to

Allen West used to say that type of shit all the time, I've heard Santorum and Huckabee say it too. Funny stuff

Is this good?

Pls hat.

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!

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It is a well known fact that Cirno has the best butt.

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Yes

Yeah; more Paul stuff will be added

cheer up user - here's a head-pat and a (You)

Sometimes the winds of the muses grip your sails

>Little girl standing in front of a bull
what did they mean by this?

I don't believe it is /jp/ right now. Pretty much just standard fare shills. /jp/ normally does the anime v. anti-anime and annoying 2hu spam plus complaining about 2hu spam.

Awoovement~

Yes. Trump served Ryan's cocky ass up for a failure, now other people move in and make the law less terrible, and speaker Ryan is left with nothing but neocon dick up his ass

I wonder how long these defiant municipalities would last on average without fed funbux.

That is fucking hot, wow

pastebin update
>VP Pence Swears in Seema Verma CMS Admin 3/14/17
youtu.be/Twds5nhoS3A

Press brief

>WH Press Brief 3/14/17
youtu.be/P8-3QWGErsk

anything else?

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somebody call shad man, we need interferance on this whilst pol anons get the metal hat ready

normalizing pedophilia, cuckoldry and bestiality all at once while still getting their PMS everywhere with muh feminism and shitting on trump all at the same time

Get in line

Talk to real people. You are hated and depised. Called a Maple Nigger. A dumbfuck. Most people are rational, logical and sensible and know that you would suck a donkey's cock in public. You will be an outcast once the SJW phase passes.

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CANADIAN WITH USA IP FOUND
please report!

Deport ALL muslims and close ALL mosques

Not that I can think of.

Thanks, TrumpOP.

It's perfect, thanks user

whoops wrong pic

Piss off Jew media even though hes a zionist cryptoJew himself

If he doesnt get played off with that song tomorrow thatll be a landmark unto itself, and no WAY he doesnt attack the bill as "a good start...sort of" or something like that

I write a lotta tinfoil and didnt consider that one tinfoil as i wrote it, it's just analysis

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Doubt it

Ty

Almost gay, but accurate

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What did the mods mean by this?

So it shall be.

>whitewomen.jpg

>off by 1
NOT AWOO BUT DEFINITELY A BAKA

Anybody got pics of momiji and cirno together? We need to hat those, to normalize and appropriate cirno as ours. I want to see /jp/ tears

>bull market
>little girl
>standing up against a market
we can twist it on them and spread pizzagate shit instead

i wonder if her butt is that plump or its just being slammed forward from the cock ramming her

I want to see their country set aflame with every last one of them in one big burning pile.
Can't we share?

can I get simple enchilada on what the fuck is with this bill and what does Ryan have to do with it and what does Trump has to do with it?

The cradle of civilization would be Mesopotamia. Stupid Marxist whore.

LAURA IS GORGEOUS.

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The economy performed so well under Obama compared to how it's going with drumpf, Democrats took the house and senate, as well as appointed a Democratic majority to the supreme court, and kept the whitehouse

Also all of their voters have health insurance now, and they really really like it because they got to keep their doctors and plans without their deductibles and premiums increasing

These are all things that happened.

Getting fucked by a bull isn't covered under their bestiality laws

The bull could eat her pussy out, however

She could be surrounded by cops during the lewd act and they wouldn't be able to do jack shit

autism

trump is possibly setting up ryan to fail and look like a massive fuck head so he can be replaced. it's all good

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He inserted shekels for corporations and a bail out for a company inside of it.

She fucked Olbermann and adopted nigs

>good, we need to make more hatted cirnos and other 2hu crap, I want to see them squeal like the autists they are

kek, here is my contribution (fixing the image you posted).

10000 hours on GIMP

We are in control now, we can do anything

But as usual, I have spend way too much time here, so you will have to do that without me

I swear, if I miss the wikileak that was promised today I will be legit mad

Aso many lies, so little win.

Nice cosplay.
LEAVES!

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>ywn kill Paul Ryan

Proof faggot

Don't care, would still wife her.
She says:
>Ya'll
And my heart melts, can't be helped.

I think it's that plump

Praise him

Just found two

Well?? What do Drumpfkins tell themselves when they try to sleep at night?

Why is there a Lenin statue in Seattle?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Lenin,_Seattle

>Trump's grandfather who ran a whorehouse
You mean the man who was born in 1869 and legally owns a whore house when it was both legal and normal?

These are the most retarded charts I've ever seen. Why do u retards post charts of Bush crashing the economy in 2008? Most of these charts go from like 2000 to 2012.

Some of them like the student loans one is in unadjusted dollars since the 1940s.

LOL it's very telling that u retards never actually want to post Obama's record. He was president from 2009 to 2017. You retards clearly don't know this.

is this a decent meme?

easy to adapt to others

Very good.

google

fucking hot

>Seattle
>Hipsters
hmmmm........

>27 January
pls get new material

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