Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating

A Texas politician has filed legislation that would see men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating unless they are doing it in a sanctioned session at a hospital or clinic.

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Nothing more than political theater meant to complain about abortion "rights."

Old and retarded news.

Attention seeking.

Let's host a Masturbatathon on the steps of her office and donate all the sperm to every window in the building.

She's cucked herself for a number of reasons here.

1) False equivalence - sperm is simply a seed, a womb is simply the earth. Combine the two, and you get a child, which is what abortion kills. No one is telling women they aren't allowed to ovulate, which would be the equivalance.

2) Some elements of the bill actually seem pretty reasonable. I'd support a mandatory waiting period for a vasectomy, and I support a doctor having the right to not perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra.

3) The transvaginal ultrasound - while controversional, and I don't agree with it - is specifically to confront the woman asking for an abortion with the reality. That there is a child inside their bodies. A "medically unnecessary" rectal exam would provide zero information regarding the sperm they're suggesting they're protected.


Basically it's "wahhhh women and men are different in a way that I don't like - the bill". Thrown out of office when?

welp, time to start masturbating into letters addressed to jessica farrar guys!

>ID: yEB

NOICE

I'd vote for it.

I've declared bankrupcy and already owe thousands in fines to the state, it's not like they're going to get any money from me, so fuck the rest of youse

>San Antonio
Into the trash it goes.

how do they suppose we enforce this law?

How exactly is she going to enforce it?

By going to guys houses and fucking them like the whore she is

Who doesn't this cunt think is going to enforce this?

Meh, a liberal who's trying to be satirical but is inadvertently promoting laws that would reduce degeneracy?
I say we all do the thing she would expect the least, and back this legislation 100%. She'd probably kill herself lol

Why are women such attention whores?

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Top bantz

There's a toilet camera provision in the bill, but the state pays for it.

Call it "Jacking off for Jessica".

who the fuck jerks it on the toilet

Hahahaha, what a dumb cunt. If this actually managed to get through somehow, she would be responsible for a shitload of Elliot Rodgers jumping aboard the rape train.

And then a fat black welfare-queen scoops up your freshly ejaculated semen and funnels it through her many layers of scruptulous black body fat and up her vagina, where it fertilizes her sweet black egg cells and produces a beautiful mixed-race baby Tyrone, for whom you will be paying child-support

this would actually be funny
>come into office one monday
>over 50 letters in the mailbox
>funny smell
>start opening them
>they all contain printed pictures of a smug cartoon frog with crusty semen on them

As you well know by know most every device connected to the Internet has been hacked. This could help solve our national debt.

They should introduce a fine for couples who have sex that doesn't result in the woman becoming pregnant

>spending so much effort breaking down a woman's post.

This ist fucking reddit.

Agree 100%, sex should be for solely for procreation, not for corporeal hedonistic pleasure

This is a joke right?

it would actually be among the most epic of lulz ventures. only downside is, you know, DNA evidence etc

Only an idiot would use their own semen...
That's what dogs and cats are for

who gives a shit, she can come in and try to enforce it

Someone wank on her picture and send it to her office

this guy fucks

If you thought that ID was nice, check this one.

I also propose we jack it for jess.

>only downside is, you know, DNA evidence etc

they dont have your DNA to match against the tested DNA from the anonymous letters.
also, would police even bother doing that shit? there's no crime being committed, just crude humor.

Do you have a Samsung TV? Why do you think they call them Smart TV's? They know what's going on in your home.

It's just like rape. Pull out before you finish, but fill er' up with a bottle of dog cum before you leave. When they cops run a DNA test, they question why she was banging a dog

>tfw owe $1,400 from today alone

No one's going to jerk off into that pancake face

REMINDER THIS IS NOT A PARTISAN ISSUE

THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE OR HOLD OFFICE.

Republican, democrat, I don't care. Women are fucking stupid.

I'll bet this is all the doing of the print porn jew.

Maybe it's good actually. Wanking spreads alot of degeneracy

It would suck to be this guy
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You need help.

JEB SURGE

Lmao these seems like both what the libs AND a red pilled Aussie would do in protest.

I want to propose a law that when every time a bitch says something stupid she has to gag on my cock until she cries.

88 ON ID
ITS HABBEDING KEK BLESSED THIS THREAD

Check my 88s

I propose we force women to pay a tax per month, and MUST report their ovulation to their Objyn or Doctor. The tax will be equivalent to 1/12th of a typical abortion per calendar year. If a woman has two ovulation cycles in one month - even if caused by stress - she must pay a nominal fee.

This can be done, as it is EXPECTED for women to ovulate. Sterilization is another subject - women who had their ability to ovulate diminished may take an exemption. I don't know how you would regulate male masturbation. Cameras in the house to be monitored by the state is illegal, you know.

>When you're kneeling at your fathers casket at his funeral, saying goodbye to him and you have 9 orgasms in front of your entire family it makes you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live.

Wew lad. What a sick bastard

>how to destroy your credibility and make yourself look insane, a first hand account

When some retarded liberal interest tries to create retarded satirical legislation but some anons addicted to tentacle pron and anime think their freedom to fap is actually in jeopardy

It should be banned when not done naturally, with one expetion if they try to enhance the chance of a child

Wouldn't the correct equivalence being the government subsidizing my jerking off? And if I go to Planned Parenthood to get a handjob, the government pays for part of it?

But wanking also makes you degenrate ovulating dosen't

yes

admiring your dedication
most ive managed was a £600 fine

you all would be bankrupt.

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CIA already watches you masturbate, now they'll mail you a fine for it.

unenforceable law

But I would vote yes for shit and giggles.

good luck policing that...

Don't you feel femnized after wanking so mutch? I lose my intrest for real women and don't feel like a male when i wank that mutch, maybe it's from person to person. I also start to wank to realy degenerat shit when i wanked that often. Now i haven't wanked for a week and it feels good actually.

this roseanne looking bitch needs to step the fuck off the world's collective dicks.

she can fine me for masturbating when she starts paying me by the second to NOT masturbate, and they are going to need to raise the debt ceiling pass infinity again.

TRIBUTE THREAD?

What if it happened, though, and could be realistically enforced?

Every time you had a wank, you'd have to pay a hundred dollars. How would society change? How many manchildren would rise from their basements and get out in order to satisfy their needs?

The Bible says that to spill seed is a sin.

Should instead be hard labor. Masturbation and pornography are destroying western men, making us and weak and passive. Building up your sexual energy is the only way we will take back this world.

Do the nurses in these clinics help out?