Come to Brazil!

Tired of being shat upon by everyone around you? Your favorite party lost an election? Sharia is the new law in the town? Too privileged to have free speech? We got your back! Come to Brazil!

>big bundas
>conservative culture
>women who want to be housewives
>plenty of empty space to colonize
>little to no racial tension outside of universities (they are free)
>devalued currency so you can bring your retirement fund and live like a rich person here

Europe is a meme. Do as your ancestors did: look overseas for the land of opportunity in South and North America.

Listen: your native folks won't start breeding miraculously by tomorrow. Your continent already belongs to Ahmed. Don't wait until the sword is on your throat to do what is best for you and your family - that is, coming to Brazil!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q8R5GFMdzCA
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Nty to shaved monkeys.

The Eternal American is at it again, oh no!

>coup all latin america with socialist military regimes
>"you want to move in? Hell no. Build a wall"
>destroy the Middle-East, Somalia AND North Africa
>"we won't take refugees anymore, these are ISIS core countries for no reason. Europe can take it all!"
>Brazil wants to welcome europeans in a country where they will feel appreciated
>"WHY u wanna move to brazil, eurofags. You gave up your country and western civilization! I hate to be the last thing keeping this world from falling apart"

America is the real "nigger of the world". They've started more than half of all wars in the past decade. They have military bases all over the world. They are dropping millions of bombs on muslims every year and giving them an excuse to go to Europe.

Burguers are scoundrel. Day of the Diet, when?

>random blonde bitch.jpg
who that?

He posted no picture.

>he
You understand that this board has poster id right? You're not a good shitposter.

>Day of the Diet, when?
kek

How come you got nearly black and nearly white brazilians?

>brazil having a conversation with himself
this is why we don't want to come.
bring back chorinho and we can talk

I am coming in two years desu. I like the architecture of the cities, is futuristic yet /comfy/ (example florianopolis).

Was also thinking of going to Santiago/Chile or Montevideo.

niggers flock to cities. when the cities are full, the niggers build favelas around them and live there.

for some reason, niggers dont like life in rural areas.

That's like asking american niggers to bring back jazz. Good music in general is a lost art.

>Footballer murders his girlfriend and feeds her to his dogs
>Is convicted
>Only serves a couple of years
>Upon release immediately gets a contract with a football team

Seems like a nice place not full of morally bankrupt savages.

>Day of the Diet

the whites always did jazz better. i guess the money and classical training.

you forgot to mention the extreme degeneracy of this place

>Day of the Diet

>Day of the diet

>come to Brazil
>except all Americans they suck

You clearly don't know how to market a sales pitch. I won't get into details here, but let's just say that alienating a solid 40% of your potential audience right off the bat will really limit the amount of return you see on the investment of your time and energy.

Of course, I'm an idiot for taking the time to explain this shit to a literal chimpanzee, so maybe I oughtn't judge.

less freebies in the woods

actually, everything is free in the woods, but you have to actually work to utilize it

niggers hate work

>reading comprehension in 2017 folks

>implying most women in the country look like that and aren't huezillas

>irony detection in 2017 folks

>conservative culture
I always see tons of degenerate stuff coming from the country, an unhealthy obsession with sex and ass.
>big bundas
See above
>plenty of empty space to colonize
Tons of it is uninhabitable forest/swamp and shit.
> little to no racial tension outside of universities (they are free)
Yeah because you've been mongrelized into a lesser race
>devalued currency so you can bring your retirement fund and live like a rich person here
Also comes with the extremely increased crime and seemingly omnipresent degeneracy.

At the end of the day, you have to ask yourself, is bunda, and pretty much nothing else, really worth it?

we will send all our niggers and spics to brazil.

>Come to Brazil!
Kidnapping HQ
Ded in 1 week

I'll move to Tuvalu

>Read the title

I stopped reading here

>Day of the Diet
I've got to admit this made me laugh harder than I should have for a guy talking to himself.

they wouldn't last for a month without welfare

Meanwhile, the gov is collapsing and there was recently just a failed purge. The crime rate being at an incredible high. So confused... Whats wrong with fighting for the current clay that you reside on?

If I can't get a Chilean citizenship before my country goes to shit then I'll try Santa Catarina.

Seems interesting, where do I si-
oh. I see how it is brazil senpai. Enjoy your street riots.
>Day of the Diet
topkek
are you referring to
(you) ?
Fucking shaven monkey

The country has a "cheating epidemic" women and men constantly cheat on their husbands with work mates in their lunch hour and shit.

> Implying Brazil doesn't have welfare for those people anyway
> Implying spics and niggers in America don't make more money and have higher average personal/household wealth than most Brazilians

Hi there Brazilian tourism board! Unfortunately for your guerilla marketing strategy advertising is against the rules here, try being more subtle next time.

>Day of the Diet

this is great

To be fair I doubt it can be that much worse than a lot of other countries, just look at the self-admitted rates of extramarital adultery in many European countries, it's pretty high and probably nearly universal in the world.

Europe is much worse in terms of degeneracy.

Brazil has designated tranny streets, right. Europe has designated sharia towns. That is much worse.

Brazil is also being moralized because right-wing entities are slowly taking over the country. By now we are not much more degenerate than France. We have more christians than most of Europe.

I alrerady have most of this:

>big bundas
Well, not bundas, but slavic cutness instead
>conservative culture
check
>women who want to be housewives
check
>plenty of empty space to colonize
OK, that we don't have. But who wants to colonize anyway. You can buy already built house with everything in some quiet place.
>little to no racial tension outside of universities (they are free)
We don't even have tensions inside universities. They serve literally to teach you your thing, without any bullshit agenda pushed onto you.
>devalued currency so you can bring your retirement fund and live like a rich person here

Additionaly:
>90% of population is white catholic
>Years of EU funds vastly improved everything
>Lower crimerate

You really believe in the "Chile is first world" meme?
Ever since bachelet won that shit became the new Venezuela.

> Europe is much worse in terms of degeneracy
> Compares Islam to tranny streets
Say what you want about Islam being retarded but trannies are pretty much inherently much more degenerate than Islam.

Seem like a good idea...

bestgore.com/murder/brazil-inmate-barbecue-human-flesh-alcacuz-prison/

Sounds good to me. :D I love this website and this is hiliarious.

I dont think you understand, i used to live there. The people cheat on their wives and husbands every lunch break. They rent hotel rooms for an hour so they can cheat on their wives and husbands. Its a literal epidemic, its apart of the culture now.

the only reason reason we don't have muslims is because we are poor and far away from the middle east.
I do agree that the mentality of the country is changing, though. But that's because the previous leftist government fucked up pretty bad, not because of actual redpilling.

>brazilian

That's a straya using proxy.
How new are you?

>Europe is much worse in terms of degeneracy.
>Europe is one country

You and Hungary are the only good ones left senpai.
RIP.

Southern Brazil look like a real paradise...

youtu.be/8S9NfXkiRdI

How degenerate is Brazil user?

That's memes mostly, rest of the center-eastern Europe is pretty similar.
If we're talking memes, don't forget this one.

It's like with gypsys. When you feed yourself by being a parasite on others, you need to be near large concentrations of them at all times.

Im in fuckin Québec beefing with anglos everyday when i could be in Brazil...

youtu.be/Q3lfHkyDJNU

...

>best shemales in the world

No European countries, or very little, pay hot women to basically sexually exploit their bodies on live public tv.

Damn what shitty people

cucked tranny spanks husband due to betrayal kind of degeneracy
youtube.com/watch?v=Q8R5GFMdzCA

>have to learn polish

The joke is on you, brazilian in italy is freely used as substitute for transexual and I'm not joking.

I wanted to say Brazil is such an Ork-tier violent hell that even shariah iran, 90's civil war Algeria and full blacked europe would still be nicer to live in.
>Day of the Diet
You win you mongrel

>sexually exploit their bodies

t. roastie

It's not like Brazilians speaks English more than us.

Hmm... Let me give Czechbro a quick rundown:

>brazilian are hypocrit moralists
>will oppose gays
>yet will be scared to voice their criticism in their daily lives
>will favor stable families
>yet the average mixed brazilian does not have enough IQ to do not cheat on their partners
>will vote conservative
>will vote left communist if they gibs enough

But the european who comes here will be on an advantage. The average IQ in Brazil is 85 and in Europe it is around 100. You can woop the floor with brazilians on every IQ and verbal tests. You'll easily pass a Concurso Público and become a state worker with a stable high-middle class income until you die.

That being said, Brazil does have some degeneracy:

>women are obsessed with having pretty asses
>True, but this is not degeneracy. Americans will call women wanting to be pretty for their men a degenerate thing because their average woman can't even see her ass on a mirror anymore
>transgenders are everywhere and they are dangerous
>Fact. that is a real threat. Good thing is that there are designated tranny streets for transgender hookers and specific tranny bars where they hang out for clients
>as long as you don't pick trannies out of the road, you'll be fine. Still tourists have been overpowered by trannies, chokeholded and then robbed of their cars / goods. Trannies are not psychologically safe
>criminals murdering and eating each other in prison
>fact. But who in the world thinks that is bad?
>favelas everywhere
>you won't come here and move straight to Rio de Janeiro, will you? You'll move to the South where it is cozy, rich and european

>Tired of being shat upon by everyone around you?
I live in Florida
That really doesn't happen here
Also trading harassment for being gutted in the street like a fish is not a trade off it's and step down

>day of the diet
Youre alright favelanigger

>tattoos
>slutty

why did you think this was appealing? I'm trying to start a family...

Holy shit LMAO, I wonder what their revenge pegging session was like

Mega lel...but honestly your trans are world class, like good ole Camilla De Castro, my first trans fap.

her ass looks like an extension of her legs.

...

>Day of the Diet
Almost as low energy as amerisharts
Get your shit together hue, you still have the day of the damned on Sup Forums to dig yourselves out of before you can even contemplate making memes.
Also
>Telling the most health conscious/obsessed nation on earth to diet

The problem is I would have to learn a low class peasant language that sounds like mating cats.

>Brazil
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>day of the diet™

weeeeeeeeeeeewwww lad

I don't want to live with heat, bugs and crowds of people.

No thanks, hue

>Day of the Diet, when?
Man a North Korean nuke wouldnt have been that effective.

That's called fat Esti
Be glad you're as unfamiliar with it as you are

nice bantz hue

Oh, middle-class brazilian women are really pretty.

They care about their appearance much more than first worlders. They'll often speak english and they love anime.

>pic related is your average high-middle class brazilian before the Federal
>not gorgeous
>but weeb
>but will marry you
>will take care of appearance after

Men are still important in Brazil. So you'll receive much more love and respect than from an american woman who will divorce you, get alimony, take the children and live on your and the government's cash for the rest of her days.

>big bundas

Sign me up, Monkey guy.

I think we're doing pretty good when the worst thing people who don't like us can say is that we're so successful we eat a lot.

>Cheer Leaders
Your move Burger.

If your country is health conscious, WHY THE FUCK is it the diabetes capital of the world?

Quit with the memes, America.

Just because your lardasses are consumerist enough to hold their credit cards to pay three years of gym, it doesn't mean they can lift their asses out of a couch to go work out.

There's a better one with better looking women, where this Brazilian show got a bunch of models to literally play Twister, but I don't have the high-quality Webm of it, just a shitty gif.

youtube.com/watch?v=iSFYAisRhqA

You might have me if there were literal public access TV shows where the focus was cheerleaders and they were paid to basically twerk, play twister, and do tons of other highly suggestive sexual shit.

lol it's the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks

violent country

>Day of the Diet
Congrats Brazil, you finally evolved out of the normie monkey stage and into the banter sapien stage.

Niggers who hate trannies in Brazil, it's like hating dindus and living in Shitcago...

youtu.be/tTMX3FJrVe8

Would fuck that ass/10
Disgusting tattoo though

>white airbrushed bitch
>brazil

saged

That's fucking disgusting.


p.s. traps are gay

Also the US might actually be even more degenerate than Brazil in just traditional sexual and societal terms, it's definitely close to it at the least. In terms of spreading degeneracy, especially the culturally corrosive non-traditionally sexual type it's far and away the world leader, so comparing it to the US isn't exactly a shining example.

yea yea yea.
>Our degradation is so much tasteful and artistic than yours

Rio is something else.
That shit is fucking cancer. Never go full Rio.

See

God fuckin damn

Not complaining (because I like it) but the US is the capitol of Porn.
>Just saying.
God Bless Burger land.

>dat of the diet

Holy shit!