Brit/pol/ - Mick "deport every last paki" McCarthy Edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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anime

>just try and stay positive bro!!

Is this one of the more elaborate and cruel memes out there?

youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38

>I didn't mean it.

If you aren't doing anything with your life at least start volunteering

Look up:
The Conservation Volunteers (TCV)
Charity Shops
Wildlife Trust
RSPB

Still waiting on doctor user to respond

>I'm British
>work in a hotel

Not how I expected my life to turn out but oh well.

youtu.be/8nrVrWkq_dc

mick actually said that?

>SAGE

>Go to local church
>It's full of wogs and is all refugee fundraising related

Such is life in London

but preusse

staying positive means being positive in the first place

you're a wreck

>"legal stuff" takes time lad
He is never going to do it is he, lol.

Check out the next Skepta right here with his sick barz.

Don't give up lads, who knows what's round the corner for all of us. Night all, enjoy the best and comfiest song of 2017 so far:

youtube.com/watch?v=utdidBGSw5s

Be honest Brit/pol/, how useless is scotland?

>Keep the Hos safe. Don't nick their money.

Me Cousin was literally the Night Manager in central London.

To y'all depressed motherfuckers

youtube.com/watch?v=MduVl70kB48

What is it about everyday British culture that you're so desperate to preserve.

All I see is tescos and wetherspoons.
The everyday life of your British citizen is almost devoid of culture.

Sing "God save the Queen" every 18 months all you like. Your daily culture is sitting about in sweatpants watching whatever on netflix and posing vidya.


Surely you have an empty culture?

square go
pretty sure I've been having an annoyingly prolonged breakdown for the past month

give me a break faggot

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to put it bluntly, it's the UK's appendix, clogged with dodgy heroin balloons

>Are you Stoopid in the face?
>Chestplate bizness
youtu.be/cu8BVT5Yt2U

>emma watson leaks
>i look
>turns out i dont actually give a shit
>maybe feel a bit bad for her

Wonder what this means about me.

He didn't mean it.
He was trying to sign a Millwall youth player.

>pretty sure I've been having an annoyingly prolonged breakdown for the past month
>give me a break faggot
So the website idea is cancelled is it then?

You were all fine with ragging on mine, why should I give you a break?
I wrote another article today and designedf a new tabloid style logo.
Why did't you do something useful like that?
Have you even coded a single line of the site yet?

They're a big money leech stuck on the top of the island

>meme dememeco

Links

>emma watson leaks

wot?

>116672757
>Harrison Ford's wife in the video

And yet for whatever reason, your government still want us in the union.

brb, gonna spend my subsidised anglo bennies on some skag. Someone's got tae pay for it.

Our depressed sense of cynical wit and general dreariness?

This

>So the website idea is cancelled is it then?
Never said that, did I?

>Why did't you do something useful like that?
How is that useful in any way?
The fun part of doing meaningless shit is that atleast you get to choose which meaningless shit you want to do so if you feel like making a website then you do that but if you don't then you don't, simple.
>Have you even coded a single line of the site yet?
Did I time travel back to 2002?
What is this meme?

What even is culture beyond old buildings and art? Your average citizen of any country is devoid of culture and identity. Even Rome had its underclass

Nah don't joke about dem tings

they're your government too bud.

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>How is that useful in any way?
Two ways. The site design got updated, and content was updated.
>The fun part of doing meaningless shit is that atleast you get to choose which meaningless shit you want to do so if you feel like making a website then you do that but if you don't then you don't, simple.
I know. This is why I will continue to make a website, and you never will.
>>Have you even coded a single line of the site yet?
>Did I time travel back to 2002?
>What is this meme?
The meme is "have you got one iota of anything done".
I will continue to ride you on this as you were saying it was going to be the best website ever but you couldn't tell us about it.

Whatever happened to Jihadi John lads?

>Poems!
youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U

got btfo

Wasn't a real muslim bruv and got laid out for it

Just her in posing in swimsuits and stuff, a couple of her naked in a bath.
Apparently, the moles check out.
Go to Sup Forums, you'll see the thread.

Too old

We have a devolved parliament with our own spending autonomy and are currently taking more out of the English taxpayer's pocket than we're putting in.

Why do you think we voted no? Nothing gives us more joy than spending anal blasted anglo money on our regular supply of smack.

Sounds like he left when it was his round in the pub.
>Dagenham Dave is pissed.

cameron blew him to bits. true story.

Got drone'd

youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE

Part 3 fucking WHEN

Thanks.

Thought he was disintegrated in some desert shithole by a drone.

A few years ago I'd be shooting my load at that like I was a fucking sniper. Now, all I see is a boring pair of fat sacs. It's hard to get off on the conventional stuff with all the kinky shit that's available to see through the Internet today.

Got literally BTFO by Cammywam

he got droned on the same day as the bataclan massacre in paris

So when do all of us neets here get rounded up for the UK version of Ultimate Beastmaster?

I've been wanting indyref2 since the day the first one failed. Yes can't come soon enough

you think it's going to happen?

>Two ways. The site design got updated, and content was updated.
Yeah 'useful' for the website, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a bunch of meaningless shit.
>as you were saying it was going to be the best website ever
Agian, I didn't say that.

you reek of desperation desu

ctrl f for webm and you'll see the nudes.
Nice nips if you like em fat.

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this Union is finished. Scots or Irish first, I don't care

I'd say 21 is the limit tbqh, if you're a fully grown adult and still a loser then just end it tbqh.

hapas, curry munchers, mulattos, quadroon pregnant girlfriends, socialism, OHNEETUS, fap

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRIT/POL/

fuck off you wee ginger prick

>Yeah 'useful' for the website, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a bunch of meaningless shit.
So you think making websites is meaningless shit? You're giving up on making one then?
>Agian, I didn't say that.
You said it would appeal to all political persuasions from left to right, and all memelords on all political spectrums.
But you won't tell us what it is.
This is frankly a fabrication up there with YKTD's girlfriend. I would have let this slide as everyone is allowed to dream, but if you're going to slag my website off and tell me yours is better even though you haven't made it yet...I'm going to be interested to see what it is.

I'm not holding my breath

noted

Started lifting and eating more and all that happened was I got chubby legs and a beer belly.

Exercise is a scam.

MULTIRACIAL SOCIETY AND BLOOD MIXING YES!

soompi.com/2017/03/14/k-pop-star-6-fire-broadcasting-sexualized-performances-minors/

A 10 year old """Swedish"""-Korean girl has caused a huge tide of civil complaints and has the Korea Communications Standards Commission upset after her provocative dancing and outfits.

The girl has a swedish father and korean mother.

On March 14, the Korea Communications Standards Commission stated, “‘K-Pop Star 6’ has made a minor wear a school uniform and perform a sexual song that includes suggestive lyrics. Many civil complaints were submitted especially after the February 5 and 12 broadcast.”
Video of the "Swedish" 10yo girl dancing on Korean network TV
youtube.com/watch?v=EOCufOQein4

"While Sweden might think this is good, in Korea we have decency standards." - Korean Commissioner

You're mad if you think this. Most people don't get their shit together until 30 at least.

>So you think making websites is meaningless shit?
Yes, it is meaningless shit.
>You're giving up on making one then?
Again, never said that, honestly don't see a point in replying to you if you're going to be so desperate.
>I would have let this slide as everyone is allowed to dream, but if you're going to slag my website off and tell me yours is better even though you haven't made it yet...I'm going to be interested to see what it is.
C'mon, let's all be honest with ourselves for a minute and admit that your website is absolute shite.

You need to exercise and diet properly, you can't just stuff your face and do a few push ups.

>Most people don't get their shit together until 30 at least.
Most people don't deserve to live.

Oi. Paedo.
>Leave those kids Alone.

Consistency is key. How long you been doing it for? Also cardio is king

Im not a GP

iirc all of these kind of anti-depressants and anti-psychotics drugs have very vague timescales. some people say they work after a couple of days, prob the placbo effect mostly but who knows, a couple of weeks seems more standard. if you have been taking the drug for 2 months and see no positive change then its time to try something else. the side effects are often realized faster though.

the biggest 'danger' with ssris is reduced sexual desire/function. never heard of addiction or them causing any serious issues

no, but your GP might think you have munchausens or something which is a really unhelpful thing to have on your record. give them a go for a month, there is very low risk and huge potential reward.

buy some mushroom going kits mate. link in one of my posts above. trust me, i am a general surgeon

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>Also cardio is king
I'll take things DYELs say for $500

rofl "I did a bad job of something therefore that thing is bad" get a load of yourself

>tfw nearly 20
>KV
>NEET
>no motivation or serious plans

we're all gonna make it, right?

>mfw Korea has better standards of decency than we do.

>C'mon, let's all be honest with ourselves for a minute and admit that your website is absolute shite.
It's better than yours m8.

Seeing as you're the obviously a brilliant critic, rate my latest article.
thedaily.online/post/2017/03/14/question-time-audience-member-asks-who-will-work-for-inhuman-slave-wages-if-not-immigrants-

Dare I ask which Trust?
If not that, what do you operate on?

Thanks for the advice

>still not returning to my old drinking habits despite being in this state
What did I mean by this?

Hey there Brits.
What do you think was the biggest mistake Britain made in the last century?

neck yourself indian filth

Starting the WWII

>tfw not disclosing my age
>tfw not a virgin
>tfw neet but well off financially since little business on the side
>tfw no serious plans, purpose or reasons to live for
>tfw mental wreck
>tfw

Allowing America to Exist.

Degenerate deplorable scum needs wiped off the face of the earth, all in the name of basic decency.

Shit started sliding long before "Frankly my dear i dont give a damn" was put to cinema.

>Scotland has been reduced from the birthplace of many great minds and soldiers that helped the empire flourish like it did to a bunch of leeching smack addicts pretending to be proud of disadvantaging "Anglos" in order to keep themselves from suicide

Almost feel bad for them desu

Was your dad a subhuman dalit?
Did he leave you?
Did uncle touch you at night up in the Hebrides?

youtu.be/EkIS5cQJuhY

>Embrace your pain.

>tfw he feels brave enough to try and communicate with me
>tfw he uses American catchphrases used on a gameshow that have never been on tv in the UK

>tfw his breath still reeks of cum
Never change babes

You really need to get Sky mate.

My dad is related to William Gladstone. Neck yourself

You must live a very sad and lonely life.

It's 2am on brit/pol/, don't we all?