Colonizing Mars

Elon Musk announces he will send 2 people to Mars to set up the initial colony.

Who does Sup Forums send?

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Two blankets with smallpox.

Hope he doesn't send two dudes.

/thread

elon and antifu mate to create the perfect aryan

What are you going to do on Mars? It's even more wasted than Earth.
Mars looks like 30 years after Africans/Indians took over the planet Earth.

>anything but this

Me and a girl with the same psychological profile

The very bare minimum for a sustainable colony without serious inbreeding defects is nine. A better number would be around 1000 people. Remember, at one point in time, the human race numbered in the thousands.

Too powerful. The Bogs owns mars already anyway.

All our niggers and mexicans

Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, amirite

Me and your mom

How is he getting past the dome?

WHITES ONLY

AND NO JEWS

MFW THE BORING COMPANY EMPLOYS ONLY FULL-BLOODED BOERS

4RY4N M4RS

OP and shaun king

>forgetting the firewater

5/10 you tried

Rachel Maddow and Anthony Weiner.

>What two people can go to Mars to colonize the planet.

I know the perfect two people for the job to populate the human race there...

barron and mummy

better yet

Send that jew Shia Labeouf and a big buck nigger to keep him occupied. Then ship all niggers and jews to Mars. That's a great plan!

Steve buscemi and sarah silverman

Matt Damon and a bag of potatoes.

We must first set up Bogdangrad.

>not shia labeouf with a HWNDU flag and a guy from /k/ who has a direct connection to Sup Forums

Myself and my crush. All alone on a planet, I have a chance of smashing at last.

1 /k/ommando and 1 Sup Forumstard

just me, I take up 2 seats

>GAS THE MARTIANS SPACE WAR NOW!

They have already been to Mars and back during a top secret space project in 1994.

Our descendants would have thought we were such retards. Send two old men to mars for memes only to have them die marschildless after setting up bogdagrad all while having their designer babies on earth.

By Indians you meant native?

Elon Musk is a con artist

guys serious question, will there be qt animu grills on Mars? If so i will give myself up for the Mars programm in Holland

can I get a quick rundown on these guys

id send elon musk and his wife

My dad works for Nintendo (brother in law works for space x) and he says they are a decade at least off the sensationalist shit Musk says. Believe me or not I don't care.

German to keep everything running

Türk to withstand radiation and explore the surface

Italian woman to make love and babies and cook delicious meals non stop.

Russian to make vodka and rocket fuel
American to

>Türk to withstand radiation and explore the surface


This 10/10

A hungry Bengal Tiger, Tony Blair, and a time-looping device.

Woshaque and Pehpay

When's the 4DS coming out or you already got it cunt?

>whore and ape start colony
>whore and ape make some nigglets
>ape papa decides that "i no takin care of any of yo kidz bitch dey are not even my but sum alien nigga 4 sure"
>ape papa steals spaceship and leaves colony
>whore gets fat from eating too much chips made of poo grown potatoes
>niglets grow and start inbreeding
>niglets trash colony and die of starvation
That would be nice