I have a confession to make to all of you

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Not many people know this, but...

She was a Jew, dude.

cummies

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

>same

God damn, Anne Frank was a cute little jewess. I wish I was Nazi guard at the camp she was shipped to. I would watch her from afar. I'd call her over and watch her walk up to me with her head down in fear. I'd tell her to close her eyes, she'd comply, tears falling down her cheeks as she waits for death, but it would never come. Instead I'd place my hand on her face, then tell her
she can go. I'd watch her sigh with relief, and walk away, so caught up in her continued survival that she doesn't question my behavior. Over the next few times she would understand my motives. Each time I would touch her more, then in her most sensitive places. She would simply look down and endure it, maybe she'd cry, maybe she would just give in. One day I'd lose control, I'd push her down waiting for her little arms to push back, waiting for her to kick back with as much force as she could muster, but she wouldn't. The camp has already shattered her spirit. This poor girl, her suffering, her broken dreams, shattered soul, it would make me hard beyond belief. I would violate her, violently. I would watch her cry silently as I thrust into her. I'd hold her close, hug her tightly, and plead with her to not hate me; I cum. I fire my seed deep withing her, watching her shallow breathes gradually slow. She would look away and a pang of guilt would hit me. I'd try to comfort her, to apologize, but she'd push me away. With renewed effort she'd fight, fight like she'd wish she had before. Self-loathing would take hold of her and she'd walk away, ignoring me, expecting me to shoot her in the back but I would never do that.

Nice copypasta

bruh she dead lmao fire emoji

this kek

also >semen on mountaintops

that's pretty gay. AF's diary was written by a man

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>implying ann frank existed

this

she was a wierd looking kid, that is for sure.

Normally I would just say "whatever floats your boat", but I remember wanking it towards the end of the book

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

Hilarious, but stop sliding.

Can I just get the pastebin OP? Max keks for the copypasta but I'm not waiting for you to post the whole fanfic while I shitpost on a Tagalog finger painting board.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to vote for the Party of Freedom today.

#MakeNederlandGreatAgain

too bad you can't fuck ashes
>but in case you can, have one

>filename

I'm literally related to Anne Frank. AMA

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But did you wank to the idea of forcing Anne Frank to give you a blowjob of your life while she gives birth in a vain attempt to keep her quiet?

Parts of her diary were written with ballpoint pen. Ballpoint pens didn't exist when she was alive, they were invented a tad bit later, which means that (((they))) added some fun details into her diary to turn it into a literal bestseller, silencing all of those ebun holocaust deniers. So there's that.

Also, you are probably a shill, because your post is probably a copypasta.

is it gay if it's your grandfather?

do you hide in the attic while your wife and her boyfriend play dutchman and (black) nazi? do you masturbate furiously when it's time for him to lose his patience and he takes her from behind?

does the attic have confy pillows

i must know

especially the pillows

But she's dead though and has no direct descendants (that we know of).

>Also,

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Can you sue for your share of the shekels being related to her?

Does the Anne Frank House pay you hush money to not come out as related to her so they can keep milking her story for shekels?

Why do you continue letting the organizations founded in her name bash President Donald Trump?

Also, what's your opinion on the American Civil War?

Please say the South was right.

A pro-Confederate descendant of Anne Frank would definitely get me brownie points in the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

Seriously, what the fuck

she literally looks like young Putin

Be sure to shitpost with it whenever they're using her name to bash the Donald

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back to back to back to back to back to

Are you a kike? Vote Geert regardless

She's a Milk Hotel, wouldn't you agree? And neutral, too.

OP told us to vote Wilders so that automatically makes it Sup Forums

i have a confession to tell, that girl has the 100% face of a friend. it disgusts me.
Oh GOD the mor i stare the more i see him in her.

I have a stabing to do.

You do realize that Ann Frank is not a real person. It's just a pen name for the person who actually wrote this story years later.

If you think this girl's features are white then you are wrong BIGLY.
those feature got brewed around the meditteranian.

>She's a Milk Hotel,
>Netherlands was neutral until Germany invaded in 1940

What does Kek mean by this?

>wrote this story years later.
you mean her dad

it's gay

I actually used the attic to smoke weed as a teen with comfy pillows all the time.

Of course I'm not a direct descendant.

Star trek

I can't sue since the rights were transferred to her father and I don't have a claim.

Honestly I didn't even know an organization in her name was bashing Donald Trump. Which is really weird since he is a big Israel supporter.

I'm not an expert on the American Civil War. I believe both fronts are wrong and the US government should've bought out the slave owners giving a solution to both sides. Just as the UK did with their slave owners.

Technically a kike. But just as all Jewish descendants still living in the Netherlands we're Atheists.

Every Jew I know votes Geert since we are pretty much discriminated against by Muslims and Geert is a massive Jew+Israel supporter.

Topkek

>Of course I'm not a direct descendant.

How are you related?

Distant cousin? Bastard nephew/niece?

Otto is my great uncle.

One weird thing is that I was once asked to have my DNA taken by the US government so that they could map the probable DNA of Anne Frank better so that they could confirm the remains of Anne Frank to be really her.

Never got a reply to how it actually went.

>Never got a reply to how it actually went.

Knowing the US Government, they probably cloned her.

Okay serious answer, when you don't get an call back, that usually means it wasn't a match.

t. county coroner for lab professor

That would be weird since I'm related through my mother's side.

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Have any idea why the US Government would be interested in identifying her remains?

She was never a US citizen or even visited the United States so I don't see how it's an American issue really.

those digits

Digits are Kek's way of telling us we need to go deeper.

goddamn Cambodia you have such a cool flag

this, kek cannot manifest control, we must follow the chaos down the rabbit-hole able to act merely like a trick of the light

>young Putin

But... Putin is blond and has never had long hair...

Also, if anyone looks like young Putin, it's Edward Furlong

Maybe if we focus our weaponized autism enough, we'll uncover a truly devious conspiracy like Mangumgate is real and Jeff comes on this neo-Nazi board to gloat about his having time-paradox'd Jewish pussy or Anne Frank actually survived and married an ex-Nazi and the copyright owners of her diary have gone to extreme lengths to keep it a secret to avoid the embarrassing shitfest that would ensue.

Anne Frank is a total cum slut I want her to sit on my stiff woody dreidel and spin

I have some of these stamps. A family member bought them for me years ago. I'll try to find them,

She got gang banged in Auschwitz by Aryan National Socialists, didn't you know?

Why do people pretend she was pretty, she's such a typical jew horseface.

>spin

I'm pretty sure that's not how human anatomy works

you spin if you're a Jewess

Fuck Anne Frank and fuck white people

Pretty sure even a Jewish girl can't spin while hopping on some goy's rod by virtue of her legs being in the way and the fact she can't gain the momentum necessary for staying upright while spinning. Especially if said Jewish girl is a pregnant 14 year old who can barely move up and down.

>Fuck Anne Frank

But Anglo, that's what OP wants you to do

>She was a Jew, dude.
Perfect, I also identify as pokemon-kin

Too bad good old Grandpa was in the House that day

Thanks, I was looking for the unedited version for a long time now. The authentic quote makes it even better!