Back from the store, 2L of beer and 0.5L of vodka. I think it's gonna be a fun afternoon
Jacob Bell
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Jaxon Russell
2bh i miss the bot and all the autism surrounding it
Jason Campbell
NO JEWS IN 2017
Jason Flores
That was close. I almost had to drop my rare page 9 Joes
Josiah Gutierrez
REMINDER SHILLS ARE HERE Keep on fighting brothers
11 Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had[e] a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean,[f] followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp[g] sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 16 And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. 17 Then I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the birds that fly in the midst of heaven, “Come and gather together for the supper of the great God,[h] 18 that you may eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and of those who sit on them, and the flesh of all people, free[i] and slave, both small and great.” 19 And I saw the beast, the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against Him who sat on the horse and against His army. 20 Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone. 21 And the rest were killed with the sword which proceeded from the mouth of Him who sat on the horse. And all the birds were filled with their flesh. -Revelation 19:11-21
Hudson Edwards
New approval poll!
Xavier Taylor
Just here to post a MAGA hat edit
Andrew Fisher
>88 what did yawveh mean by this
ALSO IS ANYONE ELSE SOLVING LIKE 5+ CAPTCHAS PER POST?? IS HIRO WORKING WITH JEWGLE?
Jaxon Nguyen
MAGA
Jordan Sanchez
>be maddow >in bathroom >shaving cream on cheeks >shaving peach fuzz from face >HopeItGrowsBackThicker.jpeg >hetero cis white male secretary bursts into bathroom >”Sir! It’s here! Come quick!” >you splash some water on your cheeks to wash the residual shaving cream from your face and look yourself in the mirror >”the itsy bitsy donny went up the water spout,” you sing to yourself, “down came the rain and LEAKED THE TAXES OUT!” >you and your hetero cis white male secretary cannot stop laughing >it’s almost as funny as a tiny trump >but far more powerful >surely it will lead to trump’s impeachment >you put on your vanity bulge codpiece and pantsuit >you enter the studio triumphantly and take your seat behind your desk >the camera turns on >”to my fellow self-identifying marginalized americans. we got ‘em!” >”let’s all have a look at pic related shall we?” >but wait, something’s wrong >instead of a big fat zero there’s actually a sizeable number >no worries because it’s actually the rate that matters >you run some quick numbers in your head and realize the rate is actually quite significant too >you swallow hard >your voice creaks, “as you can see…” >hetero cis white male secretary bursts into the studio and hands you a piece of paper >with white house stationary and all it reads: Congratulations on your big scoop Ms. Maddow. We think you’ll make a great addition to the trump public relations team! >and it’s signed The Little Dutch Boy >LiterallyShaking.jpeg >”no, no, no! take down pic related! this was a set-up! He’s a con man! This is another one of his cons! Where are you HILLLLAAAAAARRRRRYYYY!” >MSNBC goes to “technical difficulties” screen
Asher Robinson
Leftism overdose makes everything painfully unfunny and forced. Has gotten worse over the last few years.
Matthew Bennett
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Nathaniel Morris
DID SOMEONE SHOOT AT OBAMA?? WTF IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT WITH THAT TWEET?????
Hope so. Higher voter turnout than previous years. Latest polls are looking good. They have a shot.
Jaxon Myers
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Nathaniel Rogers
appreciate it
Christopher Lewis
Will there be a Spicing today? >a..asking for a friend
Julian Brown
no
Gabriel Morris
Wtf I was a drumpf supporter but then some crusty old man called him out and now I hate him
Zachary Bailey
No
Parker Garcia
No
Easton Roberts
The Hour of Kek is extremely fucking nigh!
> Geert Wilders about to win in the Netherlands > Marine Le Pen about to win France in April > Maddow makes a fool of herself over Trump taxes > Towergate coming to a head >Trump Rally on the Ides of March >Trump on Tucker afterwards > very Irish Cabinet, St Patricks Day in less than 48 hours > second Trump Rally on Monday, March 20th in Kentucky > which happens to be Barron's 11th birthday
If my calculations are correct, another meme-gate is about to open.
We're all about to be participants in the biggest inter-dimensional cross rip since the Tunguska Blast of 1909.
Luke Morgan
just search Morning Consult
Chase Sullivan
Just a gaggle
Dominic Mitchell
17/76
Hudson Jenkins
Absolutely!
Jordan Richardson
Does no one in the media realize that Trump is absolutely dominating our culture? Regardless of what side you are on, you are obsessed with Trump. He is the most important person in the world right now in many ways. 50 years from now when they look back at this decade, all people will be able to think of is Trump. Trump and Trump references/impersonations will have pop culture references for decades to come. People still do "Luke, i am your father" jokes. How long will people talk about building a great wall?
>Towergate coming to a head Is that the wiretapping?
Sebastian Bailey
Snoop shoots Trump
Connor Reed
It couldn't have happened to a better man.
Well, maybe you user ;)
Jack Kelly
Yes.
Dominic Phillips
The guy is larger than life
Mason Gutierrez
>which happens to be Barrons 11th Birthday >Trump lets Barron speak >Barron is insanely charismatic >Griffith post-eclipse level charismatic >people on both sides love him >becomes instant celebrity >becomes president at 35
A man can dream....
Parker Kelly
source on that exchange? I'd like to watch the video if possible.
Grayson Campbell
poor Joe is broken forever.
Thomas Martin
talk about tin foil
Jackson Howard
is "Trumpcare" actually sticking, or are they just pretending because they think Trump doesn't like that?
Sebastian Jones
stole your pic m8
Wyatt Ward
Sorry, Norge, I don't have the link. And people call us crazy.
Asher Rodriguez
I'm gonna start the 2.5 hour drive in a bit. Pretty excited. I hope my truck doesn't die on the way.
for you
Daniel Johnson
The ride never ends.
Daniel Robinson
He really is. There is no bigger celebrity in all of human history than Trump. Because people have TVs and internet more and more in the world than ever before, Trump is the most recognised human of all time
Brandon Wood
>this sub makes fun of libtards for using harry potter references when discussing politics >but sees no problem with using anime references
fucking animefags are the worst.
Robert Davis
well, maybe someone else does. posting breasts in return.
Jordan Thomas
I understand the masochistic relationship Sup Forums has with this faggot but I still have my blood boiling every time I read the bullshit he's spewing out
Parker Baker
It also happens to exactly one month before Hitlers birthday and the Columbine shootings, among other big anniversaries. Anything is possible.
David Torres
Quick rundown on trumps tax return and why nobody is talking about it? And btw who the fuck is snoopdog?
Hudson Sanders
it's pretty amazing, they all try to re-appropriate his phrases and mannerisms, which is a devastating admission of defeat
Christopher Martin
you'd have to check the news. i'm not around anyone who uses either trumpcare or ryancare
Jeremiah Mitchell
Joe hasn't gone back to his show since President Trump unfriended him on twitter. He's just sitting in his dressing room, staring at the notification while he cradles the body of an intern.
Levi Anderson
>When you get dubbadubbles for Wilders but nobody checks 'em
Fuck the rest of this board, I'm staying with you guys.
Zachary Perez
I was just using it as a unit of measurement of Barron's charisma. I wasn't making a moral statement due to parellels between the narrative of the anime/manga and the state of the real world.
Brody Brown
>The Bible says earth is 6000 years old I should just stop here
Carson Thomas
>why nobody is talking about it?
It was nothing. Although he may have leaked it intentionally
>who the fuck is snoopdog Some rapper
Justin Richardson
get fucked you butthurt faggot
Andrew Gomez
I actually enjoy his impotent rage (especially when Bannon or Miller is involved. You have to understand that Joe fucked up big time when he turned on his friend. He could be a senior advisor or pressec in the White House right now.
Jackson Roberts
>The first amendment allows me to publish these tax returns
Does it though?
Easton Morales
I've only heard it called the american healthcare act on tv and the radio
Elijah Nguyen
But I heard about someone who tried to shoot Trump. What happened
