Watchu lookin' at cracker? Never seen sistas fly a plane before? Get yo ass to the back of the plane muthafucka!

>Watchu lookin' at cracker? Never seen sistas fly a plane before? Get yo ass to the back of the plane muthafucka!

What do?

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i check my white privilege and educate myself, and then i apologise and get my ass to the back of the plane

Get my ass OUT of the plane and watch the plane burst into flames on the tarmac.

Hahaha I left my luggage in the terminal I'm gonna go get it haha

>auto pilot engage

o-ok....

Stick my dick in they moufs

hahahahaha, pilots wearing blackface?
good gag guys, you had me for a moment there.

"unzips benis" "puts benis in both baginas"

Fug em

*grabs her by the throat* BACK OFF!

I'm not even memeing when I say it would be absolutely terrifying to board a plane and realize two black women will be flying it.

What can a man do in this situation? You can't just unboard a plane without causing a massive security shitstorm and probably being blacklisted.

>Later that day

Nig-nogs don't fly aeroplanes,
black people do.

It's literally impossible to hear this kind of language from somebody in this position.

Run for my life.

I'm talking 40-yard-dash in 4 seconds, knocking people out of my way and then I'd do what the Finn said - watch the plane explode like a nuclear bomb

Thank you for flying KFC airlines.

Well memed

ITS KNIFE TIME

>What do?
Ask "How come you're coloured, yet have such straight hair?"

I wouldn't ride on that flight, I'm dead serious. Too many stupid ass women and especially black women out there.

>Yell WORLDSTAR at the back of the plane.
>Sneak past them when they run out of the cockpit with their phones ready.
>Lock myself in and demand a police escort out of the plane.

I'd colonize those stanky black pussys

This photo actually makes me genuinely nervous. Like, my palms are sweating the way they do when I watch videos of those crazy urban climbers.

This Slav gets it.

reported to homeland security, enjoy never leaving the country again.

>*grabs her by the throat*
gorilla warfare specialist?
if not then expect getting your arms ripped off.

Someone post the meme about the stupid nigger cunt who flew the brazil soccer team into the side of a mountain.

George knew he had a problem when he heard the captain's voice through the speaker say
"Yo mon, what diz button do yo?"

"Finally! I always wanted an autograph from Andre 3000!!!"

Clearly this is time for a good old hijacking. Flying the plane myself is naturally much safer than letting monkeys near the controls.

having a professional job doesn't automatically make someone a professional
nypost.com/2017/02/12/crazed-pilot-rants-about-politics-and-divorce-over-plane-intercom/

we dont have homeland security

Das right childrens!

We wuz pilots an sheeit. We flown everywhere, we wuz flyin while you white devils was still in caves.

Da Wright brothers be actually the "Rite Bruthas", till dey wuz whitewashed by history.

Crackas be actually culturally appropriatin us every time go flyin. Iz not right

Drive to wherever i am going

Do pilots even do anything beside running through the checklist nowadays? Aren't they train drivers with wings on their hat?

my sides

*umm , this must be the wrong plane*
*walks away cussing*

>underwent proper training and certification to do a difficult job that's heavily regulated
>I have done none of this
>go sit down and try to ignore airlines fucking my leg room

Right that's why astronauts are dumb as hell.

It was so clear that this mental excrement would come out of a burgers keyboard.

Ur well aware that there is a difference between ur job at the McDonalds frying machine and a pilot?

Oh wait your government makes you think that highly skilled and educated people are just like the mass of stone-stooped burgers like you, so you don't ruin the country anymore than you already have.

>much elites are bad for my folk

You're welcome, they actually keep you from falling into becoming a well deserved 3rd world state.

When everything goes right it's pretty basic. Reason why everybody isn't a pilot in modern airplanes is because things tend to go wrong and then you need someone who can actually handle an aeroplane. Without computers, in bad weather, in complete darkness, thunderstorms, with failed engine etc.

You would u fucking white flag cunt

this

>Ur well aware that there is a difference between ur job at the McDonalds frying machine and a pilot?
That's basically the point I was making. Some people are better than others, including professionals. Why do you think people look around for a doctor before something major?

jesus christ your stupid

You don't become a pilot over night you need to have extensive training and many many of flight hours

then again
>American

Nowadays flying is basically done by pressing buttons, even approach and landing is almost entirely done through the autopilot

>your
you are*

I would unironically get off if possible

>This is what Germans actually believe.
It's actually kind of absurd how much of a mass case of "sniveling bootlicking" your country seems to have.
You should see a doctor after you figure out where Mama Merkel is hiding your testicles, champ.

But as machines get more and more reliable, how do you train pilots with enough experience to handle a plane in those conditions? New guys would be as useful as Pajeet coders without access to stackexchange.

Yes, if someone is sitting in a cockpit you can assume they know what they are doing.
>It's literally impossible
This is what I was replying to. It is literally very possible

I'd take the parachutes if the plane had already taken off. Having to take a train back from whatever godforsaken hellhole I was flying over isn't as bad as losing my life would be.

I don't trust any black person in a job that requires any substantial amount of education, skill, or responsibility.

They get boosted up the ladder with affirmative action. If they didn't get there on merit alone they are not qualified. I can't take the chance.

And this is the most terrifying thing about these female black pilots.

They would be able to pass all tests because "Muh, diversity" and just fly with auto pilot hundreds of times without anything going wrong.
But the first time when shit hits the fan with those pilots, you are fucked.

The scariest part is the fact it is a woman pilot.

I like to know my pilot cut his chops in some war, who is now working a civil gig piloting these massive airbuses with ease - and is now in fact almost bored, without the threat of some anti-air rocket possibly blasted at him no longer being present.

In a simulator.

But of course this is without all the panic and stress like in the Real Life.
And we all know how well women behave when they get under pressure and have to make important decisions..

>wants his pilot to have PTSD

>Meanwhile the USA was ruled by a black 'person' for almost a decade.
So you'll sit in the plane and get ferried but you will whine and be miserable about it.

/thread

Before the plane takes off, make yourself vomit.

>Meanwhile the USA was ruled by a black 'person' for almost a decade.

The experience makes the fear being flown by blacks understandable.

You'd be surprised. I've met some pretty retarded doctors.

Sometimes doing good in school doesn't translate into having common sense or having a brain.

You don't need to have fucked up on a national level to understand that black skin and skills don't exist in the same package.

I'd trust them to do a repeat of the Hudson river landing if we had a dual engine failure after takeoff

shit your pants and piss

seize up

faking a seizure isnt hard

I scream allahu ackbar at the top of my lungs and detonate my suicide vest like any good Brit would.

Inshallah

Strap the fuck in.

Why would you post a clickbait article of a online newssite that refers to a snapping pilot happening to be a women, then?

Are you suggesting that 1 individual out of 1000 makes them bad already?

Btw your article says the ranting pilot was replaced. So what's your point then?

That there are bad people in every profession?
That people can snap in any position?

Thank you for pointing out the obvious dude.

Cleetus, if you had a diploma of any sort, you would know the difference between bootlicking and sheer organization of society.

Here have an example of your early stage of life.

>"teacher can you help me with this math problem please? Mommy is gonna be angry at me if I can't do it..."
>"sure Shanqueesha that's what I'm here for. Let me have a look at it."
>"Hahahaha! Yeah lick the teach's boot, Shanigga! Just like ur grand-dadas did!"
>"Cleetus, if you don't want to learn anything here, then at least be quiet."
>"Fuck you teacher! I want a male teacher anyways, stupid cunt..."

15 years later

>"Cleetus your rent is due for a year now, we need to evict you from the house, I'm sorry."
>"You elitist negro whore! I'd rather become homeless than kissing yo ass."
>"it's ok Cleetus. I don't have time to deal with this, Ive other apartments to take care of."

Later that day on Sup Forums

>"Fukken germs kiss hitler ass like they did back in 45'. Defending the negro... God we kicked their ass back then hehe...fucking nazis...fuck..." *montaindew can falls out of Cleetus's hand as he gets his 3rd heart attack this year*

I'd do a 360 and walk away from the cockpit.

>sistas
I legit thought they were men

Their lower IQ means that there will be much fewer "civilization builders" among them.

Millions of them have high enough iq to hold jobs like pilots, engineers and doctors.

Came here to post this. Blast their black mouts with a foul smelling wad of my bitter acidic spunk whilst mumbling nice nigger niiice nigget

I responded to an user saying something is "literally impossible". I posted something showing it literally is possible. That was the first search result, here's the same story from a site you would probably trust cnn.com/2017/02/12/us/united-airlines-flight-delayed/

So great jumping in, misunderstanding, getting butthurt and then agreeing with me.

The scroll was better.

>moments later

So you were convinced that the Slav REALLY believes that there are no exceptions?

Rethorical statements are used in every thread on /pol.

I apologize then, I didn't think you'd actually believe every word he wrote on a literal basis...

Sometimes you burgers are adorable tho and I can't see no evil in your bit-naive thinking, no offense.

It's from a picture.

>"GO FUCK A WHORE!"

>"I'm trying"

Shake it, shake it,shake it,
>AT OWWWW

>Terronime girls.
>The virgins Islamic blood stains get are 2D and only suitable for fapping.

Nice save, bro. You totally didn't just make several long winded post for no reason.

Whats the point ?. whites fly since 1930, now almost 90 years later there is some Blackmerican fly company what hires two Shebaboons ?.

Come on.

Those apes would get a hard time to access a *watch jeweler* without getting shot. They cant even buy their own wedding rings unless the shop owener is black. Subhuman = Subhuman

>sue for racial discrimination

to fight the jew, we must become the jew

As I said, my bad.
I sometimes lose touch whit what kind of audience I'm dealing with.
It seemed to me so logical to understand the statement the way I did, so that I, indeed, got triggered.

Please don't post my waifu.

They need 1500 hours of actual flying experience before they are allowed anywhere near the cockpit of a commercial jet in the US. There are a few exceptions to this such as ERAU or military, but even then it's still 750.

Don't call me a cracker, niggers.

has to be fake.

>niggers can't fly planes

...

I went to University with a few guys from third world countries who came to the United States to learn about working on aircraft. If you guys knew what I do you'd never fly again.

that's a lot but still not enough to make me feel good about flying with a pair of female nog pilots.

3rd worlders cannot into complex machinery that requires careful planning and maintenance, changing parts before they fail.

meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars

> Bombardier CRJ

Come back when they let you fly actual planes.

It's worse than that. There was a pass or fail test where the cockpit light indicated a problem in a the front wheel well of a 737. Not being able to figure out the cause was supposed to fail you the class. So a guy from some shit hole country heads down to the wheel well to determine the problem and can't do it. They passed him anyway. So what was the major problem he couldn't figure out? A light bulb was blown in an indicator light. A fucking light bulb and he couldn't figure it out. That is why it was pass or fail, because any idiot should be able to figure it out. Now he's out there somewhere working on aircraft. Him and many others like him.

I'm alright with this.
I find black women to be very competent bus drivers. No reason why they couldn't pilot a
plane just as well.

ALAHU ACKBAR!

>Cleetus, if you had a diploma of any sort
AS in CS, working on my transfer to a 4-year program.
Your entire post reeks of hostility towards people who do simple but essential work, mixed with a hefty amount of Hollywood romanticization of black people.
You're a vile person.

pull out my big fat white cock and watch them lunge at it as they try to milk me for my seed.

This. I mean, i have personally met some generally cool black women, however, they were adopted so i dont know if it counts.
Ofc, theres a higher chance a white man could fly a plane nicely than a black woman, but some black women will not be average and be able to

do a 360 and walk away

KEK, this.

Don't bother replying to the Cleetusposter, there's just one of them and he's an embarrassing retard who's been btfo time and time again.