Woah hey guys welcome to MSNBC
Woah hey guys welcome to MSNBC
Robert Bennett
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Connor Garcia
Lmao Maddow is like a disfigured giraffe
Alexander Howard
Is her neck really that long?
Anthony Ross
she looks like bill nye tried to get a sex change but when the doctors gave her a mirror after the operation she kept wincing backwards and inadvertently awakened something inside of her that she just cannot control
Wyatt Moore
long fucking neck
Ryan Ramirez
AMA!
Jaxson Foster
Hmm.
MSNBC
Katy Tur
Isaac Baker
...
Hudson Young
>be maddow
>in bathroom
>shaving cream on cheeks
>shaving peach fuzz from face
>HopeItGrowsBackThicker.jpeg
>hetero cis white male secretary bursts into bathroom
>”Sir! It’s here! Come quick!”
>you splash some water on your cheeks to wash the residual shaving cream from your face and look yourself in the mirror
>”the itsy bitsy donny went up the water spout,” you sing to yourself, “down came the rain and LEAKED THE TAXES OUT!”
>you and your hetero cis white male secretary cannot stop laughing
>it’s almost as funny as a tiny trump
>but far more powerful
>surely it will lead to trump’s impeachment
>you put on your vanity bulge codpiece and pantsuit
>you enter the studio triumphantly and take your seat behind your desk
>the camera turns on
>”to my fellow self-identifying marginalized americans. we got ‘em!”
>”let’s all have a look at pic related shall we?”
>but wait, something’s wrong
>instead of a big fat zero there’s actually a sizeable number
>no worries because it’s actually the rate that matters
>you run some quick numbers in your head and realize the rate is actually quite significant too
>you swallow hard
>your voice creaks, “as you can see…”
>hetero cis white male secretary bursts into the studio and hands you a piece of paper
>with white house stationary and all it reads: Congratulations on your big scoop Ms. Maddow. We think you’ll make a great addition to the trump public relations team!
>and it’s signed The Little Dutch Boy
>LiterallyShaking.jpeg
>”no, no, no! take down pic related! this was a set-up! He’s a con man! This is another one of his cons! Where are you HILLLLAAAAAARRRRRYYYY!”
>MSNBC goes to “technical difficulties” screen
Ryan Ortiz
Honestly? I would.
Kevin Torres
I'd Tur her Katy
Elijah Gonzalez
Rachel Maddow is my news wife desu
Luis Price
That's pretty good.
Kayden Clark
It's a shoop, but it is pretty fucking long, lol.
Aaron James
>>”the itsy bitsy donny went up the water spout,” you sing to yourself, “down came the rain and LEAKED THE TAXES OUT!”
top kek
Leo Roberts
>Dat mullet
>Dem stonewashed jeans
Fuck I'm old.
Elijah Reyes
Jewish masterrace genetics
Samuel Rodriguez
dead meme
Brayden Rivera
Did you leak your own tax returns?
Jackson Lewis
can someone photoshop her neck into a veiny penis shaft?
Evan Wood
Are you going to remove the 1965 immigration act?
Isaac Hernandez
Am I a big guy for you
Kevin Ramirez
many have turred the katy
Joshua Turner
keith was the guy who first bagged the tur
Caleb Bell
Am I gonna get a gf this year?
Caleb Stewart
It directly is related to SS + GOMAD.
Isaac Howard
Will Hillary commit suicide by 2018?
Caleb Martinez
ooh katy has booby! gimme the milky, katy!
Benjamin Sanders
will drumpf be impeached?
Isaac Young
>even drumpf knows impeachment is imminent
John Nguyen