Brit/pol/ - never help non-natives /edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace EU workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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No. "We are going GLOBAL" (c) Theresa May
Scottish expat in Jerusalem

>tfw cantwakeup

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try this for nostalgia -> youtube.com/watch?v=_gt9yt9h7GU

>shart in mart

You want nostalgia, yeah?

Let's see how far back you can go then.

I know it's a bit embarrassing but I used to listen to shit like this for a few months when I was, well let's call it going through a phase when I was 13ish.

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This was played at my sisters first wedding, I remember dancing with a childhood friend of mine.
Shame we fell apart, she was a canny lass.

For once I don't feel like spewing out 10+ consecutive posts

Interesting

>Let's see how far back you can go then.
okay

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Why?

Every fucking time I do my Mr. Lonely bit some cunt responds just before or during it.

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Myślisz że jesteś cwaniak?

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Is that Larping jail nignog from Roblox here?

Who is this dozy old cunt?

Isn't he that cunt from eastenders?

Bet you I'd still deck him.

I'm not lonely, just a bit sad at how everything has turned out.
I find myself wondering how things could've been.
There are probably 3 or 4 times in my life so far which I know for a fact forever changed the direction my life went.
If I was a visual novel those would be major branching points for sure, I'd have save files at each one.

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I didn't call you lonely m8, read that post again.

>There are probably 3 or 4 times in my life so far which I know for a fact forever changed the direction my life went.
>tfw iktf

I know who the cunt is, I was merely memeing.

not with those dig'IEEETs WOW! FUCK!

na, its nothing, just brit/pol.

Can we come up with a Bong version of this?

He's a cool guy. I remember him triggering some trannies.

Sorry, I'm a bit tired. I don't get it.
>iktf

He looks part nig

That curly hair never fails to reveal nig genes

I know I'm making myself look like a right sperg but in my defence I don't ever act like this in real life apart from the rare and brief slip and when there's something somewhat important going on in my life then ofcourse I can keep it together but when there's a time in my life when there's not much going on or there's nothing even slightly meaningful that I could do (apart from the obvious shit like staying in shape, generally taking care of yourself etc.) then it tends to catch up to me then I occasionally and temporarily partially isolate myself until there's a chance for me to fix myself.

Stuck in this never ending cycle.

>in less than 24 hours we'll have left the EU

you seem like you need a hug

we need to stop american propaganda infiltrating your country senpai




GOING TO WAR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES GLOBAL PROPAGANDA CENTER



BUMP THESE THREADS



GET INFORMED
CALLING ALL AUTISTS

Abo-ish even. Jerusalem?

y-you t-too

night, lad

Yeah he's got some dirt. nah I'm in Sodom aka Tel Aviv

Are you a Briton?

What's that Enver?

No I'm a slav. Don't meme please

You know I'd love to "transcend mt suffering and become a hero" like that meme video states but the simple fact is that it is literally impossible for me to do so.

Even if I were to dedicate my entire life to become the hero it wouldn't be possible because of all the things I did in the past, even if it were possible how could I justify the fact that I do not deserve it because of my past and be able to live with myself?

Even if, now we know it's not possible but for the sake of conversation let's say even if what I desire the most would become true then at best people like me would become officers or soldiers (read: scapegoats) in totally non existent death squads and at worst and the most likely, an enemy of the state.

Imagine that, living a life where even if by some magical way your wishes came true it'd almost all still be meaningless and purposeless, atleast for you.

Paedophile.

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muh Prussia

Despite all odds I'm just a good old straight man
I'm was surprised too user

>t.

True Aryan warrior.

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I'm so fuckin tired I don't even know whats going on

The boundaries between ‘self’ and ‘other’ were similarly blurred and complicated during World War I, as members of the German Asienkorps found themselves involved in a holy Islamic war fighting side by side with Turks and Arabs against Europeans.

Russian part kikel or le expat too?

>rapes 13 year olds

Sorry, I meant ephebophile.

A later visit to Jerusalem, then under the auspices of the same flattering sultan, left the impressionable Kaiser declaring that, had he arrived agnostic, “I certainly would have turned Mahometan!” Soon the Kaiser was styling himself “Hajji Wilhelm”, the Protector of Muslims.

Although all this bullshit, my past, my mental state etc. I still intend on abiding by one commandment in the future, it's been my calling since, well as much as I'd like to say as a boy but that's not really true since it took me till my mid teens to truly get there, since I really started to think:

Deutschland!

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Night lads

Goodnight Mehmet.

ACHTUNG!

>Austria boy Hitler
>Prussian
Go to bed memelord

Reminder Prussia received thousands of mudshit settlers

Part yid indeed. I don't care though, I got GOAT russian genes that mask all the kike stuff. Look and act Euro enough, at least for mutt nations.

As if you can resist.

>Go to bed memelord
I know there was some sort of, let's call it 'confusion' between some of the more decorated Prussians and the NSDAP but I unironically fell for Hitler's ideas, so did my ancestors.

'Onward!' shouted Life, hoisting the sail. I was about to ask him to wait for a moment, but as I've come to know this guy I knew it'd be wasted effort.

Soundslike Terry Pratchett.

>Sturgeon hits out at PM saying: I was elected, May was not

Why are the SNP so entertaining?

I just wrote that actually!

That just comes with the territory of being on the special bus.

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There's a few rats running around, thinking they can do better once we're gone but obviously are braying for the SATAN.

>tfw Jeremy corbyn is fucking up the no campaign

Feels good man

What a shit week

>that website
Pretty good resource for learning semiconductor materials :)

Who else in a fantastic mood this great morning?

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not me. why are you so happy

Life looks like it maybe starting to turn around for me : )

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Cheer up user

>looks like it maybe starting to turn around for me
Do tell. You are a cabbie right

You will meet a tall handsome stranger
Look out for stars, they will mark big events

>watching a bunch of 80s Australian war movies
>see this at the end of The Light horsemen

ETERNAL ANGLO

>You are a cabbie right
Good memory user yes I was. Fingers crossed but I'm looking to lease a pub in London. May not happen but trying to be positive. Going to have a look at it this week or next : )

Why's life grinding you down user?
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Did you know the first man to everbe charged for War crimes by the British Empire was an English-Australian Diaspora?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaker_Morant

>You will meet a tall handsome stranger
Supermodel are tall, so fingers crossed

Going to bed a little depressed again lads.
Ciao.

>May not happen but trying to be positive.
Hope all be good. Pub is in London innit?
>Why's life grinding you down user?
A huge collection of small but annoying traumas and possibly a brain tumour. At the age of 20

>Pub is in London innit?
Yeah not central but a niceish zone 2 area

>A huge collection of small but annoying traumas
Forget about the small shit, the stress it causes far exceeds the actual issue, so try to relax.

>possibly a brain tumour. At the age of 20
;__; I'm guessing you have been to the doctor?

Night faggot ; )

>Yeah not central but a niceish zone 2 area
noice. did you plan the finances?
>Forget about the small shit
Broken nose, disjointed elbow and two wrists, increasingly worse eyesight. You can't forget what you constantly feel
>you have been to the doctor?
no, but I think that would be the result of my screening. matching symptoms

>noice. did you plan the finances?
Not yet but going to speak to another landlord who has gone through the process(need to write a business plan). Its a new type of lease where you get a about 25%-20% of the profits on top of your wages.

>Broken nose, disjointed elbow and two wrists, increasingly worse eyesight. You can't forget what you constantly feel
;__; how did this all happen to you?

>no, but I think that would be the result of my screening. matching symptoms
Please go to the doctor user. Matching symptoms from google searches is only going to cause unnecessary stress if you don't have the write prognosis

how many people do you plan to employ? you seem like a smart guy I think you'll be good
>how did this all happen to you?
regular fights
>go to the doctor
I have no $ for that mate. it's pretty fucked up

>how many people do you plan to employ? you seem like a smart guy I think you'll be good
Thanks user means a lot, my parents and grandparents ran pubs most of my life so grew up in one. Ran a pub before with family a few years ago, but will be doing this one solo(time to grow up). Only plan to employ probably 3 or 4 part time staff maybe 1 fulltime. The more I save on wages the more I make in profit I get to keep.

>I have no $ for that mate. it's pretty fucked up
Book a flight here lad and use the NHS. Half the 3rd world do it so I see no reason why an American shouldn't.

>Only plan to employ probably 3 or 4 part time staff maybe 1 fulltime. The more I save on wages the more I make in profit I get to keep.
decent
>Book a flight here lad and use the NHS. Half the 3rd world do it so I see no reason why an American shouldn't.
Belorussian Anglophile on a tourist visa
JUST

>Belorussian Anglophile on a tourist visa
You'll be fine they never check anyone, do you not have any health insurance(Obamacare)???

I would have gone to doctor back in Belarus, but they are not that decent with cancer and I don't have the money to buy a plane ticket back home. I'm in America on a tourist visa and I don't have any kind of insurance.
>never check
We need a visa to enter the UK. I had a tourist visa twice and it specifically written "no work or recourse to public funds" on it.

>I had a tourist visa twice and it specifically written "no work or recourse to public funds" on it.
But when you go in to A&E they don't ask for ID. Please just get checked user, at the least it will relieve some stress on your mind. What work do you do in USA? Or are you on holiday?

are torys kill

>UKIP's prodigal son returns

Where do you recommend me to go in the UK? Any specific hospital good for brain tumour and related stuff? I'm not sure I can just waltz in without any ID
>get checked
I literally can't in the US. A fucking appointment costs 1,100$. Plane ticket back home 800-900$. I just live here at my friend's relatives house and do odd stuff helping around the shop and local hotel. All English area, no diversity, good nature.

Shit guys, I made this list not long after the referendum, is it coming true?

>UK Becomes great, Empire resumed
>Immigrants leave the UK in droves in terror
>For wins by 84%
>People put in petition for the right to bear arms, has to be put to a referendum
>Nigel passes Direct Democracy Act 2020
>UKIP suck up old labour vote and win over tory voters and win 2020 election
>Nigel returns for the final fight, resumes leadership of UKIP
>Theresa May and her cabinet fail to satisfy the 17 million who voted Brexit
>Some immigrants worry about their future in the UK and leave
>Labour falls apart
People vote Brexit
>Tories majority rule, have to keep promise on EU Ref
>Farage cheated out of victory
>ISIS Terror attacks
>Hung Parliament
>Gordon Brown BTFO
>Nigel Farage and UKIP become mainstream
>Muslim immigration
>Iraq War
>Labour flood Britain with immigration
>Handgun ban

>Empire resumed

>Where do you recommend me to go in the UK?
You will get checked if you go into a specialist centre or a GP. But if you went to an A&E department in say central London and said you suffered head trauma incident or fainted (some story to get a MRI or CTE scan on your brain) then you are unlikely to be checked or asked for ID. Even if they did, just walk out and go to one of the many hospitals in London and try again. Either way they cant force you to pay and hospital staff are reluctant to ask people if they are eligible for care as they don't want to be seen as racist especially in London when half the people there are foreign.

>I literally can't in the US. A fucking appointment costs 1,100$. Plane ticket back home 800-900$. I just live here at my friend's relatives house and do odd stuff helping around the shop and local hotel. All English area, no diversity, good nature.
Why did you go US and not UK? Surely you can apply for citizenship in an eastern European country in the EU and then more UK for job

>Surely you can apply for citizenship in an eastern European country in the EU and then more UK for job

Not after Article 50 gets triggered.

Why is your list upside down?

>Not after Article 50 gets triggered
Wrong only after we leave