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SHIA'S BEEN SPOTTED IN NEW ORLEANS!
HWNDU: Part 5
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operation eagle eye must succeed
Rally the troops
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>new orleans
you know, I havent been there in years. I should take a vacation
Only one option now... top kek
Who is this luke turner?
I have two weeks saved up. A vacation to the big easy sounds like a great idea.
If eagle eye goes ahead, I will be happy
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>whois lookup
Big woop
just claimed my first pepe, thanks faggot
Now we wait for another Livestream
I can't go myself, but I'll support the jihad anyway I can
Get in the bull cam, anons on scene!
4 more years of this my dudes
By the end of the year we will have a civil war on our hands
I T ' S H A P P E N I N G
S E A S O N 4 I N B O U N D
What is OEE?
What do you mean 'civil'? We're proud Kekistanis, are we not?
What if Shia ends up buying like twenty or so camera's and splices all of their livestreams into one huge video, with each camera depicting a poster that holds one letter of the "HWNDU" slogan.
Whatever happens next, It's definitely gonna be big step up from what they had.
Okay so you guys (((shut it down))) when it was on the street, then you stole the flag.
Did something else happen after that? Why is this season 4, did I miss something?
Finally, a challenge for once
1 new york
2 new mexico
3 flag
4 new orleans
Pardon my Linguine as the Rush of War if flowing through my veins
Did he put up another flag?
There was a second wall cam in Nevada which was the second division
Kill yourself retard
"In 2017, we took a little trip. long with General Pepe, down the Mighty Missipp. We took some chicken tendies, and a couple cans of beans. We met ol' Shia Lebeouf in the town of New Orleans....."
kys
He's crazy enough to do this until he goes broke, I think he even forgot about acting completely at this point.
He keeps trying and we shut him down EVERY SINGLE TIME.
To everyone who says "kys", your own is lower than the acceptance rate at Stanford.
lmfao
kys
Im ready for one.
>This time it's audio only
>HWNDU playing over and over again on a tape
>only faint bayou noises in the background
>turns out it's in an alligator pit
What do Sup Forums?
We must tread carefully now, each attempt is more advanced than the last
HAHA YES
NOLA user HERE I WAS HOPING FOR THIS
>dusk
>gather drones in secure location and sync their speakers
>as dark approaches, use NV strobes to mark each friendly asset in the air
>meanwhile, a lone asset will keep and eye of the flag, marking the comings and goings of Shia
>the flight begins
>drones arranged in triangle flight formation fly over the flag, speakers blaring
>shia comes back, sees that his flag has been surrounded by drones blasting Ride of the Valkyries
>just as he thinks it can't get any worse, the grand flag of kek is flown in and dropped on top of the pole utilizing the bucket method previously devised.
>all drones rtb and stream goes offline.
get backwood redneck Sup Forums on the job.
God damn it I literally just got back from New Orleans this morning. I picked the wrong week to visit.
We need to win this
Gators aint shit
>implying the alligators wouldn't get pissed and tear it down themselves
I'd buy that for a dollar.
REEEE
Going there next week I'll capture the flag
Just lure the gators away from the pit
Find some BLM people and use em
Sounds like a plan
gator tastes pretty good desu
THIS!
Actually we haven't shut him down once he has been the one doing it. He is his worst enemy.
Heard that they're pretty lean with no fat
Motherfucker can rob people of $12 to go see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull but he can't buy a fucking flag
Only the lean parts are edible because gator fat tastes like shit. The tail is almost pure muscle.
If Shia plans to do this during the era of kek, I honestly don't know what the fuck is going through his head
No one does user
No one, not even Shia himself.
I can't wait to see what he's cooked up
it's almost like a slightly fishy deer, pretty gamey taste but I like it
fuck i think I'm gonna go get a fried gator poboy tomorrow now
he's certifiably mental. It will be fun watching him crack
Flag with a gator pit moat honestly sounds plausible from Shias POV
What if shia cancels the project now!?
then we will have won
Just get crawfish. You know gator tastes like chewy turds.
He's an artist. Only $600 flags will do.
He won't. Snowflakes are stubborn cattle, the squeal while they are fed to Kek
Oh man, you looked up public information with zero use.
Imagine peeking in your mid 20s.
That's Shia's life.
I'm not even being mean or ironic Spielberg envisioned him being the next Indiana Jones.
>Shia goes into nigger neighborhood to put flag
>Get robbed
>Get raped
>Get killed
>?????????
>PRAISE!
I'm stealing your pepe
Seems legit
>memespeak posting
Checked.
Fuck off tattletale
I'm sort of expecting it to be indoors this time around... Hidden away and hung up on a wall like a fucking ISIS video
FUCK I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS
We're not funding your patreon mike
Digits confirm, anons are going to have to search by sound again probably, or like, mold on the walls or some other obscure shit
You are our scout, keep an eye out for anything suspicious, we will direct you with info once we have confirmed intel
Wherever it is... we will find it
Well we can narrow it down to Abandoned houses that give off an ISIS vibe in New Orleans
REEEEEE
SHIA HAS INSIDE AGENTS
>Shia goes indoors with the flag
>it's a livestream of his basement and a tape that reads "he will not divide us" plays on a loop
>shia is spotted at a diner in town
>user that lives in the area starts to camp out watching for him
>shia eats at that diner again the next week
>user follows him back to the house
>while shia is away, user sneaks into the house and replaces the flag with a MAGA hat
>Shia sees this happening live stream on his phone and rushes back to the house, but it's already too late
Just who the fuck is this mike guy you guys keep calling me?
>basement
>New Orleans
Oh, duh
Attic then
Fappening S3 inbound as well.
2017
Alligators would tear it down themselves. They love toys.
W H E N S E A S O N 4 ?
It's truly a beautiful time to be alive.
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If he puts another flag up with the camera facing up at the flag, just fucking weld the flagpole to the ground so he cant move it, put an image of Kek on a flag up there, move the wires so he can't draw it down and lube the pole up with burglar paint.
Or, get a bunch of those anti-theft exploding blue paint packages and place them around the flag, so when he tries to remove the flag, he gets fucking painted blue for days. Or even better, buy a mobile safe with one of those anti-theft devices, break it enough that a stiff yank on the lid would activate it, then put something in the keyhole, followed by the key. He will be too curious to ignore the box. Paint the fucker blue.
#Operation Blue La Beouf
Look yourself in the mirror, fag.
or just hook up a car battery to the pole and hide it and the wires under some grass or something
Why kill him? That spoils the fun of torturing him slowly and psychologically
Nah murder ruins the game
if i was Shia, i would do the flag thing again but on top of a skyscraper. too high for drones and cant be taken down without entering the building.
or in a container locked up
Cool
Nobody wants to kill the fucking idiot, they want to play some CTF.
>lightbulb flicks on in Shia's skull
>I'll take the "high road"
>calls Indiana Jones
>HWNDU flag now attached to Harrison Ford's airplane
>beyond Internet Nazis' reach
>Harrison Ford shit pilot
>crashes into Jewish cemetery; explosion.gif
>HWNDU literally anudduh shoah
>nothing is beyond Kek's reach
>feels good man
still have no idea what this HWNDU nonsense is about
It's best to keep it that way so you wont become any more autistic than us