/ptg/ President Trump General - WHEN MEMES BECOME REALITY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Tucker 3/15/17
youtu.be/jcF_3Mb8nOE
>Pres Trump rally in Nashville TN 3/15/17 (RSBNiggers)
youtu.be/l5sUWRLjlFc
>Pres Trump remarks @ Jackson Hermitage 3/15/17
youtu.be/SO5GsBF_4hM
>VP Pence @ American Ireland Fund Gala 3/15/17
youtu.be/gekohj9v8sw
>Pres Trump leads roundtable with CEOs and unions 3/15/17
youtu.be/R5Kl3DFEX0M
>Pres Trump @ American Center for Mobility 3/15/17
youtu.be/p5E-Iq-aOio
>VP Pence Swears in Seema Verma CMS Admin 3/14/17
youtu.be/Twds5nhoS3A
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet 3/13/17
youtu.be/DH7GikYhXFU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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GET THIS TO TRUMP
FUCK GLOBALIZATION
FUCK TAX MONEY TO FUND PROPAGANDA IN OTHER COUNTRIES

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They are waging a MEME WAR

HES A CONSERVATIVE GUY
4 UUUU

Serious fucking question.

What good is Trump if he can't block the fucking shit skins form entering?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/842229104434913280

GOD BLESS THE U S A!!!

>The new Mass Effect game was high on my wishlist

God fucking dammit

also
>Geert is the only person in his party

...w-what?

>Blumpf

KILL ALL COMMUNISTS

KILL ALL SEMITES

BURN DOWN THE (((FEDERAL))) RESERVE

BUILD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS

TAKE ANTARCTICA

FUND NASA

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER

uh....you don't get to bring constituents

You make poor decisions user. Mass effect is not your friend.

>when you gotta take a dump but you already in a shitty game

Morning
>Real Trump hours
>Trump tweets Does anybody really believe that a reporter, who nobody ever heard of, "went to his mailbox" and found my tax returns? @NBCNews FAKE NEWS!
>Dan “Confiscate their” Coats confirmed by Senate for Director of National Intelligence
>Vote was 88-11
>Mocking of Rachel Maddow continues
>Joe says Trump leaked the tax return to Maddow
Afternoon
>Poll: More Americans prefer Obamacare to Ryancare
>49% approve of Obamacare
>29% support Ryancare with 29% unsure
>Trump gives speech in Detroit
>Compares self to Andrew Jackson
>”There’s nothing more beautiful than an American made car!”
>Hannity shitposts on twitter on air
>Says he loves twitter because he can mess with people
>”Twitter is a lot of fun”
>Starts another twitter war with Liberal Joe
>Rand has bantz
> Rand: Since Sen. Sanders is such a good socialist, I think he’d want to pay his fair share
>“I’m expecting news any day that he’s going to send a couple hundred thousand into the IRS so he can pay his fair share."
>Lil’ Bow Wow threatens Melania Trump on twitter
>Trump lays wreath on grave of Andrew Jackson
> Andrew Jackson museum curator says the former president made notes on newspapers that he agreed/disagreed. “We know that feeling” Trump says
> Trump: It was during the revolution that Jackson first confronted and defied an arrogant elite. Does that sound familiar to you?
>After talking about Jackson tariffs, Trump says ”Wait till you see what’s happening pretty soon folks!”
>John McCain says Rand Paul is “working for Vladimir Putin” on Senate floor
>Mad because Rand objected to Montenegro joining NATO
Tonight
>Hawaii judge blocks new immigration order
>Trump rally
>Goes off teleprompter
>Hits media
>Tucker interviews Trump
>Trump credits twitter in part for election win
>Says he has no idea how media got tax returns
>Part 2 of interview will air tomorrow
>Trump tells press pool he will be doing rallies every two weeks

*clears windpipe*

ALT-LEFT MEDIA PROPAGANDA DEEP STATE OBAMA LEFTOVERS MACHINE

you get what you pay for 20fps is embarrassing

OYVEY

ahhahahahahaah wtf

there's good anime out there, but that ain't it, user

oy vey don't forget the 3 billion

>Twitter rampage in the middle of the night

Sean is a mess

Israel is going to put niggerbama is jail. Thats worth the price tag.

>people actually thought it was going to be good
rockpapershotgun.com/2017/03/14/mass-effect-andromeda-review-opening-hours/
I guess some people are bad at pattern recognition

>rick wilson's october surprise is coming any day now
>o'keefe still hasn't delivered hillary's nigger tapes
>trump fell 0.1% in the la times poll
I...I think I'm tired of winning now...

AWOO~

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Clean your walls

>rallies every 2 weeks

>TRUSTING EA

>30% of the state budget
What percentage of israels 3 billion gibs is the budget?

>dat corsair board

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See how many things you can find wrong with this webm.

Then remember that a majority female staff oversaw development.

>Trusting EA
>Trusting any Bioware game made in the past fucking decade

walls aren't dirty leaf

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because those (((polls))) are so important and trustworthy

Rand-Mccain feud brewing?

You made me remember the ending to ME3. Fuck you. And fuck that garbage ending. Three games to get THAT ending. Fuck EA so much.

Also stop playing kid games

Finally some good news, the state department spends most of its time, money and energy promoting leftism in America and abroad. Every single worker in that snakes' nest should be purged.

>unironically hanging up a budweiser sign

Rand probably told him Vietnamese pussy is wack

70%

Gay

0.01%

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what kid games?

Trump's hands are tied by traitors he needs help now!111

At least the SJWs spent the time they saved from snatching deviantart pics making the gameplay great.

R-right guys?

>No wall
>Obamacare replacement worse than the original
>Muslim ban declared unconstitutional twice
>Meanwhile the POTUS goes golfing every weekend and gets in twitter squabbles with Snoop Dogg

Anyone else tired of winning yet?

Whitey should get money sometime instead of every Semite and nigger. We should all sign up for Gibson so there is none for immigrants

The one in your picture. Where you control a toy car.

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They are waging a MEME WAR

Fucking nothing or federal government gets so much goddamn tax dollars its remarkable

you couldn't even win against emus, what do you know of it?

N-NANI!?

NEET Act when?

That's excellent, so he doesn't actually have to pick other representatives? And Europeans tell us our system is silly.

rocket league?

Are you retarded, that's the best game ever made, kids are too dumb to play it

Bibi worships the ground Trump walks on, so no reason to slap him in the face for now.

is that a dildo you censored?

This, what the actual fuck is he doing?

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lol no, just something I dont want on the internet

>[X]Defeated Hofer easily
>[X]Blocked cabinet appointments for months
>[X]Blocked first Muslim Ban
>[X]Removed Flynn
>[X]Revealed Sessions ties to Russia
>[X]Forced Sessions recusal
>[X]Blocked Trumpcare
>[X]Baited Trump into tweeting lies about President Obama without proof
>[X]Blocked second Muslim Ban
>[X]Defeated Wilders easily
>[X]Blocked wall funding
YOU ARE HERE
>[ ]Comey unveils wide ranging investigation into Russian/Trump collusion
>[ ]Easily defeat LePen
>[ ]Remove Bannon
>[ ]Remove Sessions
>[ ]Block Gorsuch Nomination
>[ ]Block tax cuts for the rich
>[ ]Block third Muslim Ban
>[ ]Full tax returns released
>[ ]BiPartisan support for impeachment
>[ ]Impeached
>[ ]Tried for Treason
>[ ]Imprisoned
>[ ]Dies alone, poor, and disgraced in Prison

>TFW Haven't bought vidya in over a year except from DLSite.
All the degeneracy, none of the Judaism.

They did it again?

like a dildo...

Dragon dildo to be specific.

Good night lads.

Someone needs to take care of baking delicious home bread.

looks like a bong. I can see the top rim

Ummm are there any other fellow Trump supporters here losing faith?

I mean trumpcare is a disaster...

There is no wall...

Jobs are impossible to find...

Trump refuses to attack Iran and Russia...

Trump refuses to solve the climate change issue...

Trump promised American steel usage, yet allows Russian steel instead...

Now he leaked his old taxes, but nothing recent. Makes it look like he has something to hide in his newer taxes.

Feelsbadman.jpg

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lol
this user could be right

kek, wrong post.

HOW CAN HE NOT FUCKING CONTROL THE BORDER?

WHY ARE YOU ASSHOLES JUST IGNORING THIS?

HE PROMISED THE GOD DAMN MUSLIM BAN

I WANT MY MUSLIM BAND

>being this committed to shilling

honestly deserves this (you)

i'll pick it up for a bit, even though i shouldn't

>He pays for his games

#trumpgret
#cruzmissile

Meet the new alien species in andromeda.

I hear it's based off of original concepts drawn from the developers posing as models.

This is what the cia spends the money they get selling heroin to your children on.

>116877654 no (you) for you
Wonder how we'd be in the hillary timeline, shill.

yes and it will be glorious especially now that Rand is /ourguy/

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NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES

Also can see the bag of weed below the monitors

Time to sleep Ameribros, you need to wake up early in 5 hours.

Did what again friend? This is a great game and if you don't like it you just aren't progressive enough to look past your racism.

You aren't a bigot, are you?

that's frog nip

>hating on Sora no Woto
Fag

Is harvey ok?

Meh, it isn't consistent at all. By the way it is written, the person responsible for the entire thing eventually gets impeached because they illegally release the tax returns of someone.

As to who this person is, and how they became president after 2024 is beyond me, however.

>lighters
>zip lock bag with mysterious green looking contents
i agree with

>I WANT MY MUSLIM BAND

Mohammad and the Jihad Johns are currently selling tickets to their blowout debut in Syria, get them while they're rocketing through the city streets.

sorry your taste is so bad user

Who here's watching the Power Rangers marathon?

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT. THAT JUST A WALKING ABOMINATION

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I knew this would be terrible, but it's even worse than I imagined. What species are you in the game?

>blowout debut

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