So these little pricks are keeping the whole town awake at night.
My conservative friend wants to shoot it.
My liberal tutoree told me to let it live.
My church told me to be good stewards of the earth and enjoy creation
I just want it to be relocated without hurting it.
What do pol?
Damn they go off at night? I would shoot them at that point. Fuck that noise
Tell your conservative friend to shoot you, then drink an entire bottle of Nyquil, then shoot himself.
Just kill yourself and get it over with already...
Apparently mockingbirds without mates are desperate and cry more during the night. This shit is no joke, I'd rather have someone snoring with low grumbles than hear this loud high pitched ree
hell no. I have things to do in life, mixed in with ambition and passion.
Shooting animals for non-food purposes is something a nigger would do.
You could always run for office and then try to implement a socialized earmuffs policy.
Build a scarecrow nigga
Obviously you need to import tons of loose female mockingbirds.
pic related
Get some earplugs, you're never going to be rid of birds making their noises, learn to deal with it. Also not politics related
Not if it's causing property damage.
Get some cats too.
>be mockingbird
>no qt 3.14 gf
>*autistic chirping*
Thomas Jefferson had a pet mockingbird. They're pretty cool birds. Get some bedtime earmuffs.
What if an animal depraves the population of sleep and thus lower work efficiency, stunting the economy?
scarecrow's useless. I stood under the tree they were in and they wouldn't budge. even using a water hose didn't work
>hell no. I have things to do in life, mixed in with ambition and passion.
Oh, to be mortal.
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Mockingbirds usually don't chirp at night. Are you sure you don't have a nest with babies nearby?
babies don't chirp like this, and it's a mate-finding call
Yes, I want them of my neighborhood
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Repeat after me.....Pyrotechnics are your friend.
>relocated without hurting it.
You know you are the idiot of your friends group, right?
This is a /diy/ or [s4s] thread, not Sup Forums
So mate with it
To kill a mockingbird is a sin.
Put a toy plastic snake in the tree near your window where he hangs out. They won't land near that shit.