Shia has been spotted in New Orleans, possibly a fake to divert any searches in progress

>Shia has been spotted in New Orleans, possibly a fake to divert any searches in progress.

He might be attempting to deliberately mislead anyone searching for him.

Regardless, we need a team of basement boys tracking his location and a team out on the field once we find him.

We should try to hijack his Livestream and use it to redpill people following it, or just broadcast trap porn on it or something it doesn't really matter.

What we'll need:

- A team capable of finding his location with little to nothing to go on.

-A team to grab his flag and whatever he's using to record the livestream with

-104 expandable adult diapers

-Two weeks supply of microwaveable tendies

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Autismo is just a Shia shill and HE wants to lead you off track from finding him

He might also just turn out to be in New Orleans and I'm thinking too far into this, always a possibility.

Rumor has him in New Orleans, but nothing confirmed as of yet. He's probably in the process of trying to find a town stupid enough to host his HWNDU tripe.

>>Shia has been spotted in New Orleans, possibly a fake to divert any searches in progress.

Shia is so divided he has to live like Jason Bourne on the run for the rest of his life.

I live just outside NO. He gonna get raped and murdered by niggers if he plays that liberal bullshit here. Nigs be animals in NO

New Orleans has some great sea food

WHAT WE KNOW

>Shia was arrested on the 27th of January around noon

>his court date is sopposedly the 7th according to several news outlets

Here's a good place to start below, perhaps emailing and calling around can give us a definite time and place.

He must return to NYC in early April for his hearing, this is known.

iapps.courts.state.ny.us/webcivilLocal/LCCalendarSearch

He doesn't have to technically be present as long as he pays a lawyer to appear on his behalf.

That's juicy my tendies are going in

I'm really hungry now

we should kidnap him and make him eat our poo.

i dont give a shit. HWNDU is a shareblue op only nufags 'pedes give a shit

>we've triggered Shia so much that he's now doing CIA level false flags and diversions over a flag

nice

For quads if he is found, I will be the assassin that takes him out.

>
Maybe you'll just be the one who nuts inside him

Just found out about this shit, why not chase him away from the pole woth something... nothing that can harm permanently but something that will annoy/ terrify/ incapacitate him, while our Sup Forumsyp friends do what must be done?

if only this stupid asshole would do a little research on us and understand what he's up against...... I don't want to crush shiah, I just want him to understand why we do what we do.

we are approaching archon level control within this simulation, a little bit of knee-bending is due at this point.

yeah just dress up like a decepticon or something while holding a dragon dildo, and chase him away.

Get the fuck off my thread you fucking aussie faggot nobody fucking likes you, you are absolute shit and your country probably doesn't even exist youre just a cia agent trying to trick us into believing australia is a real place go fucking get killed by a spider bite or a rabid mouse because everything on your shit continent is able to kill you lol your country is shit fuck australia get the fuck out get the fuck out get the fuck out before i smash a bottle of vb on your balls

I'll get the tendies, hold on.

He can't possibly be in New Orleans, that's too big of a city, he'll be spotted really fast.

What is it like to be slowpokes? Flag is gone, flagpole and camera is gone, Shia is gone.

If he is, I'm reporting for duty, sir.

we ahould send out a squad of basement dwellers to look for him and snap a pick for confermation.

He's planning on setting back up the livestream

fuck up cunt

>from autistic frogposters on an anonymous imageboard

God I love this timeline.

Not just one, multiple, to overwhelm him.

topLEL

>dress up like a decepticon

my fucking sides

I got money for the diapers. got the shits for em too.

he should come to Houston but he won't because he is a pussy.

Pre-op or post-op transformer?

Let's devise a plan through this thread, shall we?

We gotta catch him, and take his flag and burn it.

for the glory of Sup Forums, pepe, user, and Sup Forums.

and pic related of course.

pic related should do nice

ill get the tranquilizer

>mfw nobody knows how to dox the ip/gps coordinates of a live stream to narrow search

Can confirm, live right on the other side of the river. Place is a shithole day and night. Also, rip confederate statues.

that would be half the plan

track his location like last time using intense google earth searching + intricate math & shit any faggot like me would know

>using flight patterns and geometery
>using 1337 hax
there is a difference you know. and doing the latter could have been faster had any autist actually opened a computer

correction: any faggot like me wouldn't remember from middle and/or high school

You know Shia hasn't been that smart. And with little thought he can defeat Sup Forums easily right?.

just google star maps and cia shit.

I've got zip ties, duct tape, cattle prod, and a soldering iron ready to go on Shia LeCuck. Just give me a when and where.

Sup Forums is cia 4.2.0 we can do anything we put our autistic minds to.

But where's the fun in that?

you sound like a sperging nigger faggot that wants to suck Shia's cock

>doing hacker shit isn't fun
go home user your drunk

He could have used stream delay, and cut the sounds, he gave away where he was also because he's too stupid to stay in the same place as the flag.

Just that could make more problems for Sup Forums.

What the board did was incredible, but let's just admit Shia is stupid for giving away too much clues.

Wish I'd been following your bantz campaign
Been busy doing field work though, shame

im probably saying this because im drunk but what if shia is playing us for his own entertainment?

Why are we searching for Shia himself?

That could be a perfect plot twist.

What kind of fucker do you think this is? Nigger couldnt do shit

Maby he will just sperg out like the autist he is and plant the flag in someones basement or some shit idk

>Implying Sup Forums has anyone smart enough to hack a live stream

We're all just a bunch of fucking monkeys banging on typewriters until something works.

Obviously, you did in fact give a shit. You posted on this thread. right? If you didn't give a shit, you wouldn't have come here.

boss battle

yea fair enough

He could be on his way out of the US, for pepe's sake

someone somewhere just got quads...

Weaponized autism at work.
Beautiful

He can do this out of the country and in a remote place, or even in a hidden or out of reach place...

>Top agents go on manhunt

he could be in fucking northern Siberia

if it comes to that we should mobalize the euro fag and eastern fag troops

You're affraid of one manlet?
Cowards.

sooo... nobody knows what he used as streaming software?

>basement boys

Put that shit on a deserted island and let the hunt begin!

He is a poor tendieless human who should just end it.

some people should stay back and give help via Sup Forums

if shia can get there, we can get there lel

niggas gotta have his chicken tendies

No because we're all just a bunch of monkeys!
Haven't you seen the banana meme? Come on!

lol, this fuck is TRYING to BE ""SNEAKY"". LOLOLOloloLoloLOllolol

>le 420 smoke it maaaaayn
kys

City govt just got approval to remove the civil war monuments. I can see him putting a hwnd flag on lee's statue. If thats the case i can get there in 40 mins

Bama fag trying to contribute

Count with me for kidnap the flag if he end up in Spain.

any proof of this?

>Bama fag trying to contribute
i have contributed, im bringing the tranquiliser

>I leave Sup Forums for a couple of days and come back to a CIA level manhunt of Shia and his fucking flag

This truly is the best timeline

Hit the bong like Cheesh and Chong.

Gibbe proof nigger. if this is a happening it needs to be tracked down NOW

Checked

i mean i have a map of NOLA and can fuck off from work to get in on this

Have we got basement dwellers on tags relating to Shia?

Ok, I've got a plan, some people will stay back and track Shia's location via Google Earth,

The some others will get help on getting others to contribute

then some others will also stay back and try and discuss on Sup Forums and contribute somehow,

then, the rest will hunt Shia down and go to where he is and steal the flag.

This war is not over.

Reminder that the property owners run orphanages.

So have any anons thought about putting up a flag and spoofing Shia's entire project on a live stream?

Git our best Sup Forumsacks on it

>THIS HERE NEGRIOD IS A GENASS

heatst.com/tech/where-will-shia-labeoufs-he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-go-to-escape-Sup Forums/

damn, it's fucking 3:30 AM at night and I am helping devising a plan to track Shia Labeouf

I'm so proud of myself

so i guess i will take a crack at the stream doxing then? fine. fucking lazy tards.

what a time to be alive