Sometime this weekend that "Fearless Girl" is going to be a cum dumpster

We are going to dump cum all over this statue. Why? To piss off the leftists. We wanted Sup Forums to be the first to know. Can't say when, but it's going to happen.

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Go fuck yourself you terrorist peice of shit

include me in the screencap

call it art and the leftists heads will explode.

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How the developers are all billionaires now is beyond me

Those kids need to be investigated

Reminder that this statue is literally an advert. You're fucking retarded for caring about it.

But then again, americans love their adverts

> t. dude who has seen an american laugh and clap at a toilet roll advert

Get Sup Forums to do this they'll probably get more of a turn out

Fucking elitist wall street bankers and the pedophilia they get away with.

>I'll jerk off on this statue of an underage girl, that'll show em

pls explain

How are you gonna get enough cum? Do people out there store large amounts of cum for various uses? What's the market price for cum? Is it raw cum? Homogenized cum? Pasteurized? Fermented?

Make it symbolic and use gallons of frog semen.

Just drill a hole in her head and fill it with fluids. It'll burst open next winter.

FUCK OFF FAGGOT!
REPORTED TO NYPD AND FBI
ENJOY YOUR BUTT RAPE!

Ah yes, what better way to combat degeneracy than to spray cum onto the statue of a little girl.

You sure showed those lefties who's boss!

Fucking neck yourself.

terrorist??? LOL

Fucking kek. Do it. We need some fresh happenings.

Time to go back to /b.

This. If you claim it's a modern art demonstration they won't know what to do. It'll be no different than women making paintings out of period blood.

This is Sup Forums, home of the piss bottles. Somehow I don't think this particular problem will be difficult.

But why, you're just being as degenerate as they are...

Hot-glueing is a silly fetish

Art is only art if some sponsored hack Jewish intellectual does it.

I'm sickened but curious

Well it depends on how much they are going to cover the statue.

>he doesnt have stored cum bottles

Ignore the r*ddit niggers saying not to do it

biological attack... this guys a pro

>/b
Time to go back to plebbit.

I'm slacking senpai

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This is a really bad idea but I say you should go ahead OP and see what happens

It will dry too fast for people to appreciate it.

Instead, jack off and cum into a condom, then put the used condom on the statue.

This will send a clearer message as people will know exactly what is in a used condom even if it dries, as well as safer because you can jack off at home or in your car then drop off the condom and GTFO faster.

>Sup Forumsotov cocktails.

Fuck off CIA nigger

So 80% of blacks are fucking stupid compared to whites?
Ok.

Forced meme is forced

>Do people out there store large amounts of cum for various uses?
How fucking new are you? For years there was an user on Sup Forums who posted on New Years Eve the bottles of cum he's stored up over the years. I don't know if he's still doing it, since I didn't bother checking this time around, but it kind of became tradition.

true.

>more trivial, superficial, pornographic identity politics baiting

Jew

Have you retards ever even seen cum IRL? It doesn't look like in porn, retards, you can barely notice is especially against a dark metal statue.

Don't lewd bronzeloli

>thats the joke

> cum dumpster
> save up cum
> probably multiple guys in a room jacking off to traps 24/7
> one liter of cum
> if OP doesn't deliver he probably drank it

ur gay asf

IN

No you're right we are all virgin girls.

This desu. Better to use something fake that gets the point across. Where are all the nips at? I'm pretty sure they have fake cum down to a science by now with all those bukkake videos.

I've seen that mate, but it's not enough

Average ejaculation amount is say 4ml. If user is horny they might do it 3 times a day. Say they planned this a week ago. 4mlx3x7. That's around 84ml to start with. Chuck in the output from couple of buddies (nohomo) and you've got almost enough to fill a coke can.

Just search in the internet for instructions on how to make fake cum.
It's really easy.

Then dump a bucket all over the girl

Ive been cumming for almost 20 years and it definately looks like porn cum. I dont know what youre getting at. You may have a low sperm count if yours lacks a milky white color.

>It's a statement about the sexual exploitation of women by the white male patriarchy and the sexual liberation of women
>All women should be allowed to choose their sexual lifestyles without judgment

Jesus fuck my sides

OP won

Our biggest uniting non-holiday yearly event is a 4 hr commercial(Super Bowl) so you have a point

goddamn you korean are crafty fucks

do what he said

>milky white color.
now try throwing it against a bronze background out in the open and come back 10 minutes later

put a full burqa/niqab on it instead you fuckwit

you're not doing anyone any favors legitimizes leftist "misogyny" narratives

Please don't include me in the screencap

ATTENTION ALL Sup Forums ANTI-LGBT WARRIORS

Over here on the auto board
we have a tripfag who's been cumming on pictures of people, meeting up at a gloryhole at night and sucking dicks and then he kicked everyone from the aussie auto discord.

he has brain damage and wears diapers. if you want a laugh get in here because we're not making it up.

some memes to know before you enter

>postman scat
>googoo postie needs his diapers
>poop postie

come help us purge this degenerate
DEUS VULT

CALLING ALL LEAFS AND AUSSIES

That's... that's pretty good.

But will it smell the same?

Needs to be more, enough that it looks like a scene out of nickelodeon goop show

Who knows where to find a horse?

I think you need to open your eyes a little bit wider, Kim Yoo Suk

He's kinda right though, go cum in your sink and see how many minutes it takes before it's completely translucent

If some degenerate pours bucket of year old cum - it will be noticeable, both visually and by smell

>you can barely notice is especially against a dark metal statue.
If your cum is really that light, then i have some bad news for you :/

she has white facial features. Thas raciss. Leftist failed at their own propaganda

OP, is this you?

Just pour some Cetaphil on her face then post a picture of a black guy with low-hanging pants walking away calling him a sexist monster.

Save your cum until you have a decent amount. Buy a cheap water pistol, fill it and spray the fuck out of her. You'll be better off doing this than publicly jacking off on a statue. Hell, a few years ago a guy was running around Kmarts spraying kids with a cum pistol.

Why would you fucking pedos do that?

Fuckin' wall street bankers man, that's why.

oh fuck that man you might as well be leaving a genetic nametag all over that thing

At least use fake spunk, like the kind that real bukkake stars use

>I'm going to cum all over a statue of a little girl as protest
American politics

Is leaving DNA sample at a crime scene really a good idea?

Please just be making a shit joke.

Dna evidencing is not like it is in CSI. Its pretty wishy washy, takes months, and requires your dna to be on file in the first place.

This will never not be hilarious.

That's wrong

You need to draw crusading emblems on her and Moloch stuff on the bull

Don't you know that we are the anti-consumerist, pro-environment Occupy WallStreet?

What is it an advert for? I have only barely been paying attention to it.
Nah, women have priviadges men don't have. Wake up, we live in a miscarry culture that hates men. Women could dumb their dead fetuses onto the bull and it would be "so powerful, wow" if you think men could get away with putting even thier clean unused underwear on the statute...

If they haven't got their DNA on the police database they can't find out who's DNA it is.

Here is an Idea for you: Use special lube that looks like semen.

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RIP western society

Just put on her a hijab with MAGA written.

KEK!

TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY, DIRTY FEARLESS LITTLE WHORE

UHHHHHHHHH

YOU LIKE IT, HUH???? JUST STANDING THERE????? HUH????? YOU LITTLE FUCKING WHORE

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OPEN WIDE FOR DADDY!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T OPEN WIDE????? YOU'RE A STATUE?????? STUPID FUCKING BITCH

What if this whole time you haven't actually been reaching full orgasm and the cum you've been seeing isn't the final cum but merely a halfway point and a real, fully completed orgasm feels ten times as good as what you've been doing?

How would you know? Maybe you've been doing it wrong the whole time.

It's to satirize them, making it legitimate.

Yo! This is a forced meme

No dude you don't want a horse you want a zebra they cum like a firehose it's fucking crazy

How drunk are you?

RIP world you wanted to say? Brazilians have a HUGE share on a porno market. Or you mean East "East"? Than you need to research JAV and other types of asian perversions. Or you meant middle east? Than it a lot of rapes there, but ofk not for internet.

Just take a permanent marker with you and draw on a toothbrush moustache.
In honour of Charlie Chaplin.

why you have horse onahole ?

I only care for western society, everything else could disappear overnight and it wouldn't make a difference.

If people do this it'll be greater than that project chanology prank where everyone pissed infront of a scientology building 10 years ago over on Sup Forums.

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I strongly encourage Sup Forums to smear DNA evidence all over their crime scene.

> t. dude who has seen an american laugh and clap at a toilet roll advert
Lmao what, for real?

Don't think he's posted since 2015 :(

What species of cum?