Texas Female Lawmaker Wants To Penalize Male Masturbation

That's right. A female lawmaker (shocking) wants to penalize men who masturbate with a $100 fee.

Is this what progress looks like?

Perfect. This will justify them having to pay extra fees for their own birth control (that pollutes the water supply with estrogen) and abortions. I'm all for this.

Women will compare this to anti-abortion legislation

Good. masturbating is degenerate All mastorbators should have their dicks cut off

Sounds fine to me

>Whole state gets on nofap and innovation skyrockets

it's most likely an ironic proposal to make a point regarding abortion?

It's like she WANTS her house jizzed on out of protest.

>nofap
You need to go back.

Nofap is what lonely and sexually frustrated people do to pretend they're not the problem. You didn't become more productive or heighten your senses, you just made yourself feel a little less lonely.

Enjoy the trap porn and ur brain having its reward center fucked boyo

>116902294 (You)
Stale bait, mate.

Are you retarded?

Why and how they expect to do that?

Have fun lasting 3 minutes in bed because you've never edged in your life leafcuck.

Why? Are you hungry for dick again?

lol

Wow. What a loser. Cant even guess your own digits. Lick my foot faggot

>smoking the cigar backwards

You're assuming that they believe in equality

my body, my choice

1st offense: $100 fine
2nd offense: Spanking
3rd offense: you get pegged by a sexy dominatrix
4th offense: chasity for 6 months and weekly teasing sessions by two 18 yr girls (may include pegging)

>tfw already paying 100 dollars for a girl to watch me masturbate.

I for one welcome the government to support my fetish.

You know she did this as a joke to counter the stupid Texas bill saying that all aborted fetus tissue had to be cremated instead of used for the advancement of science.

Never seen another Texan up this early, Buenos días wno!

wtf I love Texas now

Further proof that Americans are capitalists with no real solutions and only want to charge people money, based on most stupid excuses possible, instead of fixing real problems.

its a point about abortion. its to point out the hypocrisy,its not that difficult to see whats shes doing

I bet it'd feel much better knowing it's illegal.

how do they know if you fap, do you fap ad then call the police with that rush of regret when you finish
>911 whats your emrgency
>non emergency
>i fapped again
>alright, sir, the police have been notified
>put down the lotion and dress yourself
>there will be a certified penis inspection officer arriving at your residence shorty

>this is how virgins justify masturbating
>telling themselves they're just 'training' waiting for so they're truly ready for the 'real thing'

I got news for ya, 'lasting' is never a problem in reality, bitches love nothing more than knowing they made you cum quickly.

You're going to find yourself fucking for hours without cumming and the girl just being upset.

Have fun with that.

Sodomy is already a crime though in Texas. What a stupid fucking bitch.

)))))

I'd penalize her if you know what I mean.

I thought public masturbation was already illegal

that's the whole point. Sup Forums is too retarded to get it

>it's about abortion
Why are liberals so terrible at moral equivalence? If anything, this is more equivalent to menstruation than abortion.

Of I would fully support taxing menstruation.

And I want her to make me a sandwich. We can't have everything we want.

>liberals
>morals
pick one and only one

Lets just penalise men cumming without purpose of procreation, and if woman was involved she is a crime accomplice.

>Doujin where a new inexperienced female politician proposes anti-masturbation law and it is suprisingly passed! Now she has to take responsibility for her constituents!

Just remove women from power, 9.9/10 they end up fucking shit up.

this guy gets it

you dont get to talk cock, micro-dick

Male masturbation is rape

Do girls like it when you can't get hard for them cause you've fapped the shit out of your cock to 10/10 porn sluts gagging themselves on your cock because I think that is their problem. Fap fine but do it with your imagination.

You are all fucking retarded

She herself has stated that this is a satirical policy, I'm assuming to draw some bullshit parallel about equiating abortion with masturbation

but hey, at least you fuck for hours

take the good with the bad

It's complete nonsense that rapists should be part of rape therapy or ex-drug pimps be part of drug therapy. We don't need to understand rapists and drug addicts, we need to purge them.

r9k could satisfy a woman more than this beta retard.

getting pregnant is the modern female equivalent of masturbation.

No no, it's to get the rape victim acclimated to rape. Instead of being traumatised by it, isn't it better if they get raped so much that they enjoy it?

if she'd proposed condom tax it would make her point too

You are fucking retarded.

She is a lawmaker, not a buzzfeed blogger.

Government-sponsored prostitute access with my $100 fine, so I will have no need to masturbate

Example of a serious feminist, politician? How much do you pay her, what's the overall cost to her office, of proposing this legislation. Wouldn't that money be better used elsewhere.