>your son tells you
>"mom, dad I'm a woman now.."
What your response /pol?
Your son tells you
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No response. Everything goes on normally.
I embrace the social justice and to show solidarity i too become transgender.
(you)
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Pull an honor killing
>"Son, you can only continue to live in my house if you spread your boipucci at my very whim"
>unzips penis
>sages thread
>If you want to be a woman I will fuck you like a woman.
He will become a sort of reverse-lesbian. He won't be able to have sex with a man without remembering what I did to him and be forced to be heterosexual.
Are you imploring Ivanka was a boy?
That's ok, until you don't code Javascript
Is this some kinda Jojo reference, son?
>was
>pic related
A rabbi would have sent you to watch girls at the beach until you're fixed
It's a clear violation of my NAP, son
Where are the proofs?
Oh no, my son is the next Michael Obama.
rape him on the spot in the most humiliating way possible
either this will snap him out of it or hes gonna have the time of this life buying me a worlds best dad mug the next day
perversion and degeneracy can only be truly fought with violence, shaming and humiliation
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ask him to prove it by sitting down on a bottle
>no you're not
What if you tell the rabbi it's hotter if she has a dick?
Honor killing time.
as a parent, id kill myself for allowing society to corrupt him like that.
Give him money to go bleach his boipuss
"Prove it"
No problem. You have 1 hour to remove yourself from our apartments. You're of course will be disinherited. And no, you can't take any of "your" stuff with you(including warm clothes).
oh vey thats some ashkenazi jewish facial traits right there
>72 hour psychiatric hold
Depends on when he says this
>He's 6
Okay whatever just kid shit, teach him to grow out of it
>He's 12
Alright, potential legit dysphoria, time to call in a psychiatrist and get him evaluated and such, if it's legit treat it, if it's not, then this will have taught him not to BS his parents
>He's 18+
First make sure he's not fucking around, then, if he's serious, into the loony bin he goes.
I knew we should have home schooled you.
Demonstrate it to me.
I intend to raise my children properly so they won't be damaged enough to seek a new identity as a placebo.
>well son I am an alligator now
then proceed to bite the fuck out of him every time I see him
Who are you and why are you in my house?!?
I'll just call the local electrician
>having kids
kek is not pleased
Grab him by the pussy desu.
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Instaban this shit
and make him go 404
Sorry, you seam to be mistaken, I dont have a son. Now get off my property.
>your son tells you
>"mom, dad I'm a woman now.."
What your response /pol?
holey shiet son how you speak english are u of mad
Having kids increases chaos though
No you're not, gender is just a social construct...therefore you are nothing...especially to me
Oh, where are you going to be living from now on?
And no, you're not a woman. You can dress like a woman, talk like a woman, and even mutilate your genitals to look like a woman's. But your chromosomes say XY, and that means you are no woman.
You won't smell like a woman.
You won't carry children like a woman.
No one will desire you as a woman. The only people who will want to fuck you are perverted gays in denial. You're never going to find a suitable mate.
Thanks for telling me so I can write you out of my will, now I will just wait for your inevitable suicide.
That's why I'm in here. Wtf OP?
"no you're not. but you will be going to work down at the plant for the next three months until you un-faggify yourself"
> turn around
> "Woman! i need to make a call, please prepare the chair"
i'd convert to islam so i could legally kill him in the name of Allah
That's okay sweetie
I'll get the clamps
I kill myself for being a shit parent, this would be entirely my fault
if he could pull it off I'd support him. But mostly I wouldn't care.
You're joining the Marines. They'll make a man out of you.
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I change his diet to get rid of estrogen and slowly feed him testosterone supplements until he becomes a man.
>"Sure thing kiddo, off with the benis :3"
In all seriousness I would try to keep him off drugs until he turned 18 and if he still felt that way, I would just never speak to him again.
>slap in the face
You are my slave little kido until 18
Now fuck of and clean the dishes
Kek wills white children.
Rape him in the ass and say "THIS ISN'T INCEST! I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER!"
No response, just bring him to the safe place.
>k whatever
mfw this is what happens to them.
Seriously just feed him testosterone. If giving a boy estrogen makes them a women then giving them test should make them a man. Solving the transgender problems is so easy.
Implying they don't become women because of a secret desire to fuck their fathers
Become electro
Turn to mother and say "this is your fault, bitch"
That's nice but I don't have a son. I can break your ass in if you want though.
"Son, as your father I will love and support you no matter the choice you make. Know I will always be here for you. Now cheer up, and let's go buy you some makeup and girl clothes."
good
>t. has never had kids
lol gross, dude
You're not my son anymore.
This. This is why in Spain degeneracy hasnt reached USA levels. There is a saying here that roughly translates as "a slap on time will save you problems un the future"
>my son
Trump is that you
>buys crown
>mum dad I'm king of Poland now
Still makes more sense
Good, son... Proud of you...
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"You are dead to me"
Throw it out from my house
This.
i convert to islam and kill him
She is just so cute and sexy at the same time.
"I HAVE NO SON!"
Then I suplex them.
youtube.com
Cry like this guy, only worse.
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Prove it. Suck my dick.
1:put a profile on hookers.com
2:speciality: anal and oral gangbang, bbc,bmc, abnormal penetrations
3: no ?? this time, you know what to do
4:profit :)
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I'd tell him to stop sewing random bullshit he sees online. Your feelings aren't facts
>My cock is your death sentence so get ready to die... and get raped ofc
>Why would anyone want to identify as homeless?
or
> You' going to get one beating for each gender, how many beatings are you going to get?
I dont care I love you all
Beat the shit out of him
>Of course not, dad. I'm your daughter!
No wonder you're a pussy
this