This is what Sup Forums actually believes

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that global warming is a hoax by the chinese
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that 9/11 was a conspiracy by jews
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that the Earth is flat
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that the South wasn't coaxed into fighting by the rich oligarchs of the land
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that Alex Jones is a more reputable source than any MSM outlet
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that Hitler did nothing wrong
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that green frog gods are real
Top Kek
How can one group of people be so universally retarded?

Lurk moar faggot

>user thinks anyone cares about his impotent rage

You know when Sup Forums talks about this shit it's mostly for the kek's?
You should be able to differenciate jokes from actual points

>Sup Forums is one person

lol fuck off

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that the Earth is flat

that just nonsense
not wrangle me in with bullshit conspiracy theories like that

all the rest are correct though

Slide thread, sage

>the average Sup Forumstard

90% of OPs here are unironic

>the average

learn how to read you nigger

every community has their paradigms defined by strong consensus, some more than others, and OP is spot on about all of Sup Forums's except the flat earth

>the average Sup Forumstard is one person

better now triggered autists?

>pol is a hivemind
How can one person be so independently retarded?

>>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that green frog gods are real

How dare you?!
There is only one Frog God!
What you said is Haram and I declare slimy green Jihad upon you!

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that global warming is a hoax by the chinese
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that 9/11 was a conspiracy by jews
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that the Earth is flat
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that the South wasn't coaxed into fighting by the rich oligarchs of the land
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that Alex Jones is a more reputable source than any MSM outlet
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that Hitler did nothing wrong
>the average Sup Forumstard thinks it's funny to pretend that green frog gods are real

there, fixed it for you

>retarded
Hello Plebbit.

good job feeding the trolls
Still hard to believe the le reddit and 9gag cancer finally won and took over Sup Forums

>the average Sup Forumstard/ is retarded

RUDE

>everyone that disagrees with me is a pedophile
nice try, texas

Hahaha I was just PRETENDING to be a tyrant! It was a JOKE you idiots!

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that global warming is a hoax by the chinese

No, only retards believe and most just roleplay

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that 9/11 was a conspiracy by jews

There is no denying that most secret services knew about the incoming attack including CIA. But because they couldn't know date and which plane, some more ''avarage'' people think there must be something that made these ''all knowing'' agencies miss such an important attack. They just don't know much about intelligence gathering and agencies in general.

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that the Earth is flat

Oh baiting, nice.

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that the South wasn't coaxed into fighting by the rich oligarchs of the land

It was simple greed and wish to dominate on both sides that resulted in a war. South wanted their slaves and North just couldn't let South secede. Where is your democracy if you can't let people who want nothing to do with you secede?

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that Alex Jones is a more reputable source than any MSM outlet

Alex Jones is a moron and his moronity and etc is obvious. MSM is a mass manipulation tool. I would trust Alex Jones more because that moron can never ever manipulate me. Not because he is trustworthy

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that Hitler did nothing wrong

Everyone thinks that Hitler bit more than he could chew, everyone with ounce of intelligence knows that. What you see is the reaction against attack on all things ''national'' with the excuse of hitler and National Socialism. And I still can't see any governing system, ideology better than national Socialism minus let's kill/concentration-camp. Homog. societies are objectively safer, more educated and more trustful to each other.

>the average Sup Forumstard thinks that green frog gods are real

THOSE WHO INSULT KEK SHOULD BE BEHEADED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find New York on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay 20K for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work. (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fareinheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

>dude (((Sup Forums isn't one person))) lmao
meanwhile if you post any opinion counter to the hivemind, you get accused of being an outsider

really made me thinque