Brit/pol/ - NEET Edition

>Queen gives Royal Assent
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39282280
>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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Never forget.
Never forgive.

Animal bar.

Need to stop looking at CP

nth for are Whit

Fuck you lad, I've got the day off!

>tfw when drinking Islay and playing mount & blade all day instead of studying

Everything is going to be alright

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I hope you didn't fall for the Lagavulin meme user

>British Women

kek

she looks like she's smoked a few fags through them toes, lads

Alright lads here's my big post.
Let's discuss remainers.

The stereotypes for Brexiteers are thick angry nazis but I dare say I believe that remainers are so complacent with this stereotype that they're thicker than they know.

They rest back on their haunches smugly satisfied that they're the intelligent side because the media says that they are when really their points are glib and empty.

Look at this shite I saw the other day.

>Scotland should be independent!
>But Spain would veto their entry so Catalonia doesn't get the same idea
>How do you know? Of course you don't!
>Well they have implied it...
>It wouldn't matter because they'd be independent anyway
>But then they wouldn't be part of the EU?

They WANT us to fail.
They WANT Brexit to be a disaster.
They WANT the UK to crumble into ashes.
These are Brits that WANT Britain to be destroyed.
Never forget what the left is.

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>Lagavulin

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Extra taste

>tfw got a bottle of Glenfiddich and Glenlivet for Christmas but am off the drink for good

>tfw not a britcuck

Good lad
Unless you're a muslim in which case neckys

Keep at it,

Would it be wise to keep it for a decade or so and sell it?

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Nah not a muslim, just can't be doing it anymore.

When you start getting withdrawals after sessions it's time to stop.

I doubt it, it's not like it's still in the barrel.

It needs to still be casked to be considered aged? I'm not that clued up tbqh

Coren was a fucking babe. My god.

Also, have you noticed that everybody spoke much better pre-Blair?

New Labour truly degenerated our society.

You gonna make me start watching Eastenders again you prick.

>Another SNP mp on tonight's QT

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Yeah, whisky doesn't age like wine. Needs to stay in the barrel.

Getting ready for the roast.

>'I'm a Brexiteer'

>tfw not an Amerifat

>3 of QT's 5 guests tonight are gay

Moggy will NOT be pleased

Best be paying that license fee.

So what you are trying to tell me is the 8 cases of Famous Grouse I bought with my grandmothers inheritance 15 years ago was a bad investment?

What do you do all day long in Britain, lads?

Yes.

Fixed

Weekdays: Work
Weekends: Not work

It's pretty wild

Wank
Shit
Sleep
Eat
Drink
Smoke

Pray to Allah, what else would people in an Islamic Country do?

I'm actually a bit disappointed that the referendum isn't closer, it probably gives Her a better chance and even if she does fail I have to wait longer to see it.

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WHY'D YOU DO IT?

Was Miliband a Blairite?

Quasi-Blairite?

Kek...

he was. he was.

>youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

>Why do autistic people really love manga? BBC News

Most disgust to the diet coke. God, it tastes awful.

>tfw went to local family owned bakery
>tfw bought iced bun
Who here /wholesomelife/?

Anyone else regretting voting Brexit now the Queen has given Royal Assent, lads? I was kinda just memeing before.. I didn't think it would really happen, but now it seems so real.

Will America be the new South Africa in 100 years? Will whites be a minority by then?

invite slavs into your country

Don't worry lad, A50 only says that we can leave but we have to have a chat about it with the EU, plenty of ways we can still keep our strings attached yet.

>tfw learning Russian
Gonna take an evening class at local uni next term.

Our genepool is diluted enough.

True. Hopefully Cleggers will enter the frame again and save the day.

South Africa just has nigs and whites. America has nigs, whites, jews, chinks, and mexicans. So it will be a different kind of hellscape. But barring a full genocide of minority populations, which is next to impossible, yes, whites will almost certainly be a minority by then. There's a good chance enough European countries will be in the same fate by that point, though the US will be worse off.

I'd rather Slavs than the other options.

gonna bang some russians in the class?

>nearly 1000 autistic anime fans apply for the job
>gets given to a hot girl

>clegg save the day

Nah they are not being outbred by blacks, but spics. It would become more akin to some south american shithole.

Nicholas William Peter Clegg will be the saviour of Europe

Now that's a pair of BOOBS

Is that the video where Stacy Dooley gets BTFO by the creator of Girls Und Panzer?

Why would Russians be taking a Russian class?
Use your noggin, lad.

But yeah, that's the hope eventually.

>Tony, you know what to do.

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'

Why would anyone want a job where they are completely alienated? When I worked in a hotel the housekeeping was 100% polish.

Still if you want to work somewhere with no dindus hotel is a good choice.

>tfw no family bakeries
>tfw no delicious iced bun
>tfw no tay to cuddle away the pain
Hurts desu

Was the Blair poster actually Blair?

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

Yeah, he's just testing the waters for his return to parliament.
(please Tony, I've got a bet on you running in 2017)

south africa has indians chinks ,mullatos and 5 different black tribes that never saw themselves as one race or nation before and after europeand came. Its yugoslavia x10000

i dunno lad, why do we learn english in school?

>tfw closest thing to a "family" bakery near me is a Greggs and the founder or whatever is a nonce

We must kill the Scottish youth

Well I think today has been a pretty good day.

The Pound is clawing back value.
Toyota is investing.
Sturgeon has been BTFO.

Obviously like any rational Briton I'm now wondering when the wheels will come off.

She needs to get herself some anti-dandruff shampoo from goalie man.

>The Pound is clawing back value.

The £ should fall which would encourage this nation to actually build an industry again rather than float a service based market at the whim of glorified gamblers.

kill me please

It was confirmed that poll was unbelievably wrong. Under 19's by quite a majority voted to stay.

You just want a good mix, the Pound was certainly overvalued but 1.20 to the Dollar is way undervalued and will fuck the consumer. Right now we need people spending like their lives depend on it.

Our deficit in goods is 24 billion.
£24,000,000,000!

Why don't we produce goods anymore?

Because the globalists tried to destroy our manufacturing sector.

true, but its like heroin, the £ should be linked to the strength of the economy, and it is silly to say we have a stronger economy than the US.

There is no easy answer, which is why it will never happen.

Because consumers want the cheapest price and that means importing.

If you want to go and tell everyone that they're going to be paying 20% more for all their food be my guest.

yes

because most of our production facilities were shut down and moved into european countries

>why dont we produce goods anymore

There are many reasons, but some are certainly bigger than others.

>If you want to go and tell everyone that they're going to be paying 20% more for all their food be my guest.

That simply isn't true, EU Agricultural Policy actually makes our food more expensive.

I think its possible to build brand the way the Germans have to mitigate that. People won't buy Chinese cars, but Chinese steel will make end of line production that uses steel cheaper.

>all decisions about Scotland should be made in Scotland

Why do they want to join the EU then
Have they not seen what happened to Greece ?

Lads, they've done the impossible. They've finally made Lego sellotape.

I understand that.
If a chink makes a toy for a penny and in the UK it costs a quid then obviously I want the chink to make it.

It's quite staggering how we produce fuck all though.

Germans have their cars, Frenchies have their wine, Norwegians have their oil.

We have ROSBIF.

Germans can only produce and sell cars because the Mediterranean countries devalue the Euro so much.
They pretend that they're angry at Greece's debt but the reality couldn't be more different, they love it.

Nothing you just said really contradicts my statement, our food is more expensive and so people buy from other sources.

Possibly and we do that in certain sectors, if people want banking they come to us.

Germany is very cheap for cars though, they have all the infrastructure and education set up and geared towards production and export. They also manipulate the price of the Euro to their advantage.

Our lucrative exports are services not products.

Well, a service is a product but you know what I mean. Not manufactured.

Banking is still a high skill entry and service,

We had shipbuilding, but thats today oversaturated.

I think we should be using cheap production materials to our advantage,

If demand for chinese steel becomes high, i.e. EU tariffs end, Chinese steel companies will be forced to compete for labour to meet demand, and such their costs will rise to more realistic levels.

Of course this will see production shift to another cheap nation such as Bangladesh, but eventually we will see a global norm where London can compete with Delhi on production without betraying the working class.

Of course this is LARPing as it will require many years of hardship and sustained enthusiasm to see fruit. which Democracy just isn't capable of.

>morality man posts video where he mentions memes about himself

Is he actually /ourguy/?

link

I wish my ancestors had stayed in the UK.

My computer died, I had a pic of a chicken with an Irish flag, getting fisted by a chef with the Ulster flag, while his wife with a British flag looked on approvingly. Anyone have it? My friends are mostly of Irish ancestry and I like giving them shit on Saint Patrick's Day.

I met a proper autistic 18 year old man recently
Who has trouble speaking clearly etc
He fitted in well with the stereotypes you all post here daily

>only eats chicken nuggets and chips
>plays kids video games all night long
>watches anime, and children's television
>throws tantrums if he doesn't get his own way

His sister told me she caught him wanking to cartoons, which I assume meant hentai

So when you say you're autistic, you're actually being serious?
Freaked me out a bit.