Time magazine with an incredible hot take

Time magazine with an incredible hot take
Get your political advice from your cereal

Okay so are frosted flakes for faggots or is Tony /ourguy/

Kellogs refuses to run advertisements on kikebart because they support Trump.

I'll never give up my Honey Graham O's.

it's time for my favourite brands to pick a political side

> eating (((cereal)))

Cereals for kids anyway.

general mills is based asfk tho nigga

That garbage is not cereal. It's a sugary dessert marketed as a cereal.

american food

Cereal is disgusting and not real breakfast.

Reminder to boycott them, adn that extends to Oreo, McDonalds, Google as much as possible, ...

>it's time for your favorite brands to commit reputation suicide and lose profit


Haha, right

This

Kellogg's is anti Trump. Being anti Trump has cost them millions of dollars and some factories have closed as a direct result. Please follow suit though, other companies. You could be like Macy's and close 800 stores in a year!

That looks like someone took a dump on eggs and hash browns

When is this fraud's court martial?

Why did u take a dump on your eggs and hasbrowns!?

>politicize everything
>radicalize everyone

What could possibly go wrong?

>tfw you're a pacifist but the liberals gotta go

QUAKE'D

Why upside down star ?

Commanders of boats and small ships are still referred to as 'captain'

>Kellogg's was founded by Will Keith Kellogg as an outgrowth of his work with his brother John Harvey Kellogg.
>John Harvey Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic. Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases, in his Plain Facts for Old And Young he advocated circumcision as a remedy for "local uncleanliness" (which he thought could lead to "unchastity"), phimosis, and "in small boys", masturbation.
Tony Tiger has been stealing the goyim foreskins for over a century.

Also he started out his service as commodore implying he was a captain commanding a squadron then got demoted to Lieutenant, now he's up to a commander

I thought libs wanted corporations out of politics?
??

>Yes goy, you can now express your political opinions on your cereal box!
>Make sure you support your party, buy our cereal!
Consumerism was a mistake.

It isn't upside down those are epaulets.

You silly goose. They only want what benefits them. Always. Hipocrisy be damned.

I think its because the sleeve is pointed towards the viewer.

Why post the same sentence 3 times?

That looks like a partially digested rat

Tony's always been /ourguy/

or maybe because they target children and it's leftists that are the childish ones

Time to rise and shine.
You deserve oats of the highest caliber.
Won't you try my wheat?
Come get some grains, friend.
My barley is top of the shelf, and I'm a man of my word.

I love forested flakes and will drop them in a spilt second if they do something like McDonald's.
I buy the large box every week and have two bowls every morning.

So Lucky Charms is going to show its support for the IRA and Trix it's support for NAMBLA?

Well, Trix ARE for kids, after all.

Corn flakes have higher IQ than the average Trump voter, so I don't see a problem here.

He never claimed to be a Captain. He's a Cap'n.

This.

>all these anons talking shit about steak and eggs
Faggots, you don't know a good breakfast.

I know a good rye when I see one.

Wait, what time is it?!

...

FUCKING CEREAL NOW!?

I had biscuits and gravy for brekkist goddamn I love the south

Das rite.
t. bacon merchant country

Oh my God I just can't I am literally quaking right now.

Kellogg's donates millions of dollars to BLM. Boycott Kellogg's.

I'm honestly prepared to block every single american product and buy a asian equivalent (minus china) if they go libtard. I live close to a asian grocery store so its easy.

>Nearest asian grocer is an hour away

Haven't been in awhile though. I should head back soon, stock up on noodles. grab some kimchi and spices, and hit that snack aisle. I always make a point to buy 1 or 2 things I've never tried before, and last time I got a bag of roasted fava beans. Pretty tasty actually, a little "earthy" tasting, but addicting.