>thank you trolls
>because of you I know I'm a threat to you and strong and brace
>my show was excellent the bad reviews are just trolling
>shame on journalist covering those bad reviews
>seriously, my special was great
>I'm not that fat
She just doesn't get it. She honestly believes she is incapable of producing bad material.
Chuck Schumer should not have raped her when she was 4.
Someone needs to harpoon that foul beast.
She proved that shes the Jeb of comedians:
MUH VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A BARN ANIMAL
>please clap
Maybe its environmentalists that dont think 2 dozen head of cattle should be turned into one dress for a senators kin.
>woman
>funny
My leather sofa is smaller then her
Is that pic shooped? Why is she wearing an extra large hefty trash bag?
wait..
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
AMY IS FUCKING CHUCK SCHUMER'S SPAWN!?
Is this fucking true or is this just a meme cause they have the same last name?
If true, HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
There are clues, starting with the same last name.
the final redpill
remember when you could dislike something without being an enemy of the state
Dude. they are related . He was her gatekeeper to fame
Yes it's true
>HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
Because you are a mere sheep
>leddit gets the blame
all according to plan
chuck is her dad's second cousin, so not quite
>Some massive alt-right conspiracy to not watch her show
Yeah it's not possible that you're just not funny, it's a Russian conspiracy
Use google it's a troll newfag
Because Chuck Schumer did not want you to know he raped his niece when she was 4.
>She just doesn't get it. She honestly believes she is incapable of producing bad material.
No she just thinks she can capitalize on trolls user. People were really disappointed in the show though. Shes a one trick pony with the Im a fat slut thing and its getting old.
Shockingly, we didn't do shit this time.
I tried listening to it, it was really, really bad, even for normie standards
Yeah, I just looked it up.
>Second Cousins once removed.
Sure as fuck explains why her comedy has gotten retardedly politicized.
It's getting so stupid, she's annoying some Lefties I know.
She's confused because people laughed when the comedians she stole her jokes from told the original jokes.
>some Lefties I know.
We have eyes on you.
I think she is a very funne wamon.
Guess leftists are getting a taste of what it's like when the other side community organizes to damage their opponents.
Fuck em, I'm ready for civil war and bomb California into dust.
Take the schumerpill
No, not the fasting one
>Fuck em, I'm ready for civil war and bomb California into dust.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOOOR, BURGER???
The more they blame the right for their own failures the more people realize the media is completely full of shit. This special on netflix is being reviewed by normies, and the normies say its garbage. The media is doing mini-redpills on the public when they push this alt-right crap.
The call to arms.
why the fuck is this attributed to "The Alt-Right" how in the fuck are they supposed to control what people pick to view on their own Netflix accounts? They strong-arm review-bloggers to post negative reviews because that advances their agenda...how exactly?
Mainstream media is a fucking joke and they can't stop tripping over their own pants thats around their ankles, showing their bare ass for everyone to gawk at their shame.
>bomb California to dust
Can that wait until I move to Texas next year?
Please, just one more year without Civil War and I can move to the winning side and escape this hell.
I've met someone like her before. Every comment that was leveled "against" her (i.e. contained just a tiny sliver of criticism) came from some small cabal of people out to hunt her down in her mind.
She was also on a shitton of meds because she was completely bananas.
She was fucking drunk off her ass, and was just plain depressing to watch.
Are her comedies always like this,her being shitfaced and dogging on herself?
>Can that wait until I move to Texas next year?
tfw you move to Texas and find out all the other commifonians that moved their before you turned it into California 2.0
>evil trolls are why i am not funny
>trolls are why i keep failing despite being propped up by sjws everywhere
>trolls are why im fat and ugly
Hmmm... okay then. Just checking on you.
No, She's fat and uglt because Russians hacked her metabolism
>CHUCK SCHUMER
Her father is second cousin to U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer
Old Chuck is more comedic then his cousin Amy
I feel out of the loop on this because I've never seen a single thing she's been in.
But at the same time, I also feel extremely fortunate for it.
>muh vagina
>i'm gross
>bathroom humor
>vagina
>men suck
>stolen joke
There you go, user. That's the extent of her comedy.
THICC
THHIIICC
So she basically does Jo Brand's humour but 10 times as crude and 1/10th as funny?
Haha yeah I figured as much.
I just can't figure out where she came from I guess? Like, the first time I heard about her was on an NPR special last year and they introduced her as, "the world famous, Amy Schumer is here to talk about her new hit movie! which will be coming out in July."
They acted like she was some huge actress and I'd literally never heard her name...now she's fucking everywhere. Also, I'm not sure how something is a hit before it's even out yet, but ok.